What did I just read?

Literature.

I think you’re making dude’s rambling sound a lot more articulate than they are 😆

Fiction. You read fiction. And not even GOOD fiction.

This may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

"you missed the point by idolizing them" starter pack entry right there

This man 100% thinks Walter White was the good guy

"Skyler was really mean to him when she found out that he was a drug dealing murderer so in the end he was justified in his ac--- what do you mean you're taking my TV?"

dark woke is legit just “what if up was down” that’s why dhs has vader memes everywhere. so goofy

If you told me this (or anything else this dude has said) was a Dennis Reynolds quote, I'd believe you

The gems keep coming. Someone's never seen Toy Story 2 and couldn't take the context clues that it wasn't talking about AI.

The phrase typed with one hand is bandied about nowadays when it should really be reserved for that.

Translation: my two girlfriends found out about each other when one discovered they had VD.

The woman are immature because they wouldn't do all the work for him to nut without consequences like he wanted? 🧐

you reached into the muck and brought forth gold

This might be a contender for new copypasta

@spacelawshitpost.me for the archives ✨

If he’s the guy in his pfp I doubt a single woman would even ask him directions

This is turning into a box wine drunk thread. He's now posting trashy texts to prove he had a harem.