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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

Taking flag shagging to a whole new level...

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aug 31, 2025, 3:27 pm β€’ 70 12

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Geordie og @geordiebm.bsky.social

The guy on the left says it all!πŸ˜†

aug 31, 2025, 7:03 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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The Naked Haggis @nakedhaggis.bsky.social

The look when your mate has embarrassed himself in public again.

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aug 31, 2025, 3:59 pm β€’ 8 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

I know it well 🀣

aug 31, 2025, 4:29 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Dee the KittyServant @mixitupdeedee62.bsky.social

Giving,or receiving?

aug 31, 2025, 4:38 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

Both. 🀣🀣🀣. I'm all about equal oops πŸ˜‰

aug 31, 2025, 4:39 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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ASH TRAY ARCHSPUDBISHOP OF WULFERHAMPTON πŸ“Ž @ashashman1.bsky.social

He has a button where his todger should be

aug 31, 2025, 3:50 pm β€’ 9 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

Geological chippings where the crown jewels should be....

aug 31, 2025, 4:28 pm β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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ASH TRAY ARCHSPUDBISHOP OF WULFERHAMPTON πŸ“Ž @ashashman1.bsky.social

πŸ˜† 🀣 πŸ˜‚ 😹

aug 31, 2025, 5:52 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Sikee-Atric @sikee-atric.bsky.social

All those british patriots shouting, 'Im'a gonna get tha' gimp!'

aug 31, 2025, 3:33 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Sir_LANs-a-lot @realsirlansalot.bsky.social

Smurf Spice

aug 31, 2025, 5:21 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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ChrisJ @chris17jn.bsky.social

Good grief! Can’t Unsee this… πŸ˜–

aug 31, 2025, 4:24 pm β€’ 6 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

Happy to have helped πŸ˜‰

aug 31, 2025, 4:28 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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ChrisJ @chris17jn.bsky.social

🀣🀣 So grateful!

aug 31, 2025, 4:29 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Frank @nickabbott.bsky.social

Are they wearing really high briefs or some sort of men’s shaping underwear?

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aug 31, 2025, 5:51 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

I'm actually not sure I want to think about that...

aug 31, 2025, 6:30 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Frank @nickabbott.bsky.social

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

aug 31, 2025, 6:36 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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MarkNew @marknew15.bsky.social

the super hero.... "flag smasher"

aug 31, 2025, 4:33 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Old Steve @snuffkins60.bsky.social

What’s with the button mushroom ? No wonder he’s not showing his face

aug 31, 2025, 4:55 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Alanwino @alanwino.bsky.social

Egads!!! My eyes….,😱

aug 31, 2025, 5:03 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

I thought it might have been you....

aug 31, 2025, 5:10 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Alanwino @alanwino.bsky.social

I’ve got an alibi….

aug 31, 2025, 5:13 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

Spouses don't count for alibis. Nor does Tarqs. They're bribable...

aug 31, 2025, 5:21 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Alanwino @alanwino.bsky.social

Oh, you’re good…..πŸ˜‚

aug 31, 2025, 5:22 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

Well duh....

aug 31, 2025, 5:25 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Lily Bomb πŸ’£ @foxylizard.bsky.social

What in holy hell is this new horror 🀒

aug 31, 2025, 5:13 pm β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

Tommy Robinson couldn't attend without a mask....

aug 31, 2025, 5:19 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Lily Bomb πŸ’£ @foxylizard.bsky.social

Too tall for tiny tears.

aug 31, 2025, 5:45 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Martin πŸ“ŽπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί @martinmto.bsky.social

Captain Peanut

aug 31, 2025, 4:13 pm β€’ 11 0 β€’ view
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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social

πŸ˜‚

aug 31, 2025, 4:22 pm β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

If he persuaded a virgin, it would still be like waving a matchstick in a cavern...

aug 31, 2025, 4:30 pm β€’ 7 0 β€’ view
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Geordie og @geordiebm.bsky.social

πŸ˜ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ€­

aug 31, 2025, 6:57 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Kane ClementsπŸ“Ž @kaneclements11.bsky.social

I would guess his size is on a par with Mr Button Mushroom AKA POTUS (Pedophile of the United States).

aug 31, 2025, 6:26 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Tarquin @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social

πŸ˜‚I'm embarrassed for him!

aug 31, 2025, 4:34 pm β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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Geordie og @geordiebm.bsky.social

πŸ˜†

aug 31, 2025, 6:57 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Chaplain Sophie Luther @sophieluther.bsky.social

I'm getting greenman vibes.

sep 1, 2025, 3:07 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Debbie Kennedy @whysocialmedia.bsky.social

Love this

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sep 1, 2025, 8:03 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Sukie @sukie74.bsky.social

Literally small dick energy πŸ˜‚

aug 31, 2025, 5:53 pm β€’ 9 1 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

Very small...

aug 31, 2025, 6:29 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Sukie @sukie74.bsky.social

Yep! πŸ˜‚

aug 31, 2025, 6:43 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Linda @lindyloocody2.bsky.social

Erm. Not usually one for mocking people's appearance. But what the hell is that?

aug 31, 2025, 6:05 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

An allegedly patriotic gimp suit... Which just goes to show he has no sex life whatsoever. Or any apparatus to have one with.

aug 31, 2025, 6:27 pm β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Linda @lindyloocody2.bsky.social

🀣🀣🀣

aug 31, 2025, 7:26 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Gnomon Chronicles @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social

#NewsFlush

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aug 31, 2025, 7:14 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Magnificent Mr fox🦊🌏 @theretiredfox.bsky.social

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

aug 31, 2025, 7:59 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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jmawhineypriest.bsky.social @jmawhineypriest.bsky.social

I like the look of pity from the man in the hat.

sep 1, 2025, 12:50 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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zigsteruk.bsky.social @zigsteruk.bsky.social

Andrew Tate looking at that and thinking it makes even his look big.

sep 1, 2025, 11:10 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Cory Tunts aka Ceform Runts @thecorytunts.bsky.social

That's what happens if you let a Smurf watch GB News...

aug 31, 2025, 5:18 pm β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

Personally, I think it's Tommy Ten Names avoiding arrest by wearing a gimp mask...

aug 31, 2025, 5:21 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Cory Tunts aka Ceform Runts @thecorytunts.bsky.social

The stumpy little twat must be wearing platforms or standing on a box 🀣

aug 31, 2025, 5:23 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Dee the KittyServant @mixitupdeedee62.bsky.social

Not with THAT button mushroom!

aug 31, 2025, 4:37 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

Face it Dee,with that button mushroom, a flag is the only thing he'll be shagging.

aug 31, 2025, 4:38 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Dee the KittyServant @mixitupdeedee62.bsky.social

Even the flag'd roll up in disgust.

aug 31, 2025, 4:40 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Tinah The Queenah πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @tbskbskysocial.bsky.social

When you've tried your entire adult life to organically get laid and failed.

aug 31, 2025, 6:31 pm β€’ 4 1 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

🀣🀣🀣. Not likely to get laid after wearing that either 🀣

aug 31, 2025, 6:35 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Tinah The Queenah πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @tbskbskysocial.bsky.social

Maybe it's what delivers almost the same thrill for him πŸ€” πŸ˜‚

aug 31, 2025, 6:41 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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David Boughton @davidjboughton.bsky.social

I just can’t parse whatever the fuck is running through the soup between their ears.

aug 31, 2025, 6:40 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Tinah The Queenah πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @tbskbskysocial.bsky.social

Sovereignty πŸ‘

aug 31, 2025, 6:47 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

Is that like mercury, but thicker?

aug 31, 2025, 6:52 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Tinah The Queenah πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @tbskbskysocial.bsky.social

I think the word is dense?

aug 31, 2025, 6:54 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

Denser than osmium...

aug 31, 2025, 7:50 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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St0neHenge @stonehenge.bsky.social

denser than the material in the middle of a neutron star

aug 31, 2025, 7:54 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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David Boughton @davidjboughton.bsky.social

I think it’s long term storage for what should be in their balls. And it’s getting simmered in the heat

aug 31, 2025, 6:54 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Tinah The Queenah πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @tbskbskysocial.bsky.social

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

aug 31, 2025, 7:03 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Lady Baroness HRH Princess Furball πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @ladybaroness.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 4:57 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Judith Paterson @banksandbraes.bsky.social

Oh dear. Never mind.

aug 31, 2025, 9:31 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Kevin the Librarian πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @the-librarian.bsky.social

I know it’s a small point (!) but the flag should have a wider diagonal white stripe and is always uppermost and to the left next to the flagpole.

aug 31, 2025, 7:05 pm β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

That assumes he has a flag pole, rather than a paper straw....

aug 31, 2025, 7:50 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Joe Daziel @joedalziel.bsky.social

Hardly a flagpole though is it. πŸ€”πŸ«£πŸ€­

aug 31, 2025, 7:27 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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calizaybak.bsky.social @calizaybak.bsky.social

Even the ones around him are like "fookin' wanker".

sep 1, 2025, 12:45 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Gerri McGerriface @messmonstergigi.bsky.social

Idiot wearing a coloured condom.

aug 31, 2025, 5:47 pm β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Magnificent Mr fox🦊🌏 @theretiredfox.bsky.social

What a complete tool head

aug 31, 2025, 7:59 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Mr Ohm @mrohm.bsky.social

Think the flag noticed?

aug 31, 2025, 9:01 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

And did the flag fake it?

aug 31, 2025, 10:42 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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David the Kamado πŸš™πŸ’¨ @kamadodavid.bsky.social

🀣🀣

aug 31, 2025, 9:02 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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IanB @obbgf.bsky.social

Oh Lordy my poor eyes.

sep 1, 2025, 4:04 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Patricia πŸ¦€πŸ… πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ @crabbytiger.bsky.social

He should've given that mini todge suit a miss...

aug 31, 2025, 6:11 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

Makes John Wayne Bobbett look well endowed

aug 31, 2025, 6:28 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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dathiestferret.bsky.social @dathiestferret.bsky.social

The moment he realised where he left his change for the bus fare home.

aug 31, 2025, 5:26 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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KarrieS @kspink.bsky.social

What a complete wankspangle

sep 1, 2025, 9:19 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Dragonrider Sue #fbpe #ktto 🐠🐟 she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @topsyscatmum.bsky.social

Ikr πŸ˜‰

sep 1, 2025, 10:03 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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North Country Boy @northfield.bsky.social

Love the look on Rodney Trotter's face behind him.

aug 31, 2025, 4:39 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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cliffboz.bsky.social @cliffboz.bsky.social

At least he dresses to the left.

sep 1, 2025, 7:27 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view