Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for motorists when they see a bike lane
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😂😂
jul 31, 2025, 11:21 pm • 4 0 • view
Sir, you've obviously never heard Donald Trump speak.
aug 1, 2025, 6:22 pm • 2 0 • view
😂
aug 4, 2025, 6:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Autofahrerinnen als Riesenbabys, herrlich.
aug 1, 2025, 7:10 am • 0 0 • view
Hilarious 😆 Thanks is for the chuckle
aug 1, 2025, 1:32 am • 7 0 • view
Awaiting the pedants to chime in about cetaceans.
aug 1, 2025, 8:45 am • 5 0 • view
Well, now that you mention it,
aug 11, 2025, 3:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Hahaha!
aug 1, 2025, 9:42 pm • 1 0 • view
@markshawtoronto.bsky.social 😄
aug 1, 2025, 10:35 am • 2 0 • view
.......or speed restrictions!?! 🤔
aug 1, 2025, 9:02 am • 2 0 • view
📌 🐘
aug 5, 2025, 11:15 am • 1 0 • view
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aug 5, 2025, 11:14 am • 0 0 • view
No-one ever talks about the elephant in the womb.
aug 1, 2025, 6:03 am • 19 2 • view
aug 11, 2025, 2:56 pm • 0 0 • view
🐋 babies love bike lanes
aug 1, 2025, 3:02 am • 2 0 • view
🤣🤣😁 I have to always check, if it's in Alberta or Ontario. Since their bike lanes are also being targeted in the Ford style... imagine that... who would've thought that Harper's IDU script to follow would be THIS literal. Sheesh 🙃
aug 4, 2025, 11:02 am • 1 0 • view
burn
aug 1, 2025, 11:06 am • 0 0 • view
@markshawtoronto.bsky.social No one can get car insurance anymore because of all of the cars destroyed by this burn.
aug 1, 2025, 3:36 pm • 13 1 • view
😂
aug 1, 2025, 7:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Adorable. Nice capture.
aug 2, 2025, 2:41 am • 0 0 • view
Saving this!
aug 1, 2025, 9:12 am • 2 0 • view
"on earth" orca babies, alo mammals, are 300+ lbs at birth. The ocean is the earth
aug 1, 2025, 3:54 am • 1 0 • view
What about blue whale babies? They are at 2000+ kg.
aug 1, 2025, 6:46 am • 1 0 • view
True, but technically, they are in the water - just saying 🙃
aug 4, 2025, 11:11 am • 0 0 • view
So the orginal "on earth" was meant as "on the land mass"? :) If these babies would lie on the sea's ground, would that qualify? :P
aug 4, 2025, 11:40 am • 1 0 • view
First - yes, second - no, because they're still under water away from roads and cars and humans 🙃 😁
aug 5, 2025, 2:55 am • 0 0 • view
Lmao
aug 1, 2025, 2:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Now that'sworth a follow!! 🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲
jul 31, 2025, 11:23 pm • 7 0 • view
lol
jul 31, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Lovely photo... Lovely joke
aug 1, 2025, 12:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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aug 4, 2025, 2:18 pm • 0 0 • view
I did not see the "except for motorists ..." part coming :)
jul 31, 2025, 11:51 pm • 6 0 • view