Confident in my ability to properly coach, I take the field against Andy Reid. I wave at my opponent. He does not return the gesture. It would be nicer if he did, I think. I call the play. My QB is sacked for 50 yards. I spike my clipboard, it bounces and passes cleanly through my skull, killing me.
At the locker room there are talks of forming a union. I rat them out to the team president like a good samaritan.
“Had I ever learnt, I should have been a true proficient!”
Let's face it, this would be the result even if the opposing head coach was, say, Matt Eberflus.
Not RT'ing this bc Portnoy is probably just ragebaiting and I hate barstool sports brand, but this IS a great joke. Have a like as a treat.
Troy, I needed this.
