I'm a happy scofflaw. I wouldn't have a Tesla as a gift. It is a rip off.

Is the richest man in the world going to give gift everyone in the country a Tesla car & outdo Oprah???!!!

If it doesn't now it will soon

Whose law? Not Constitutional Law.

Well that will just make everyone a criminal, which means we can all be President together.

And if protesting is terrorism, are we both terrorists and anti-terrorists while being on a lunch break?

I’m glad I live in a free country where I can boycott, and protest against, Tesla with impunity.

And I'll keep on keeping on

Taxy

Two words. Jan 6. Fk these Nazis.

I guess. Do we all start making citizen's arrests now? I don't know what to do. I see people putting fake brands on their Tesla's. Can I put a Tesla logo on my Mazda and I'm safe? Inquiring minds NEED to know!!

“You are not showing true allegiance to Dear Leader if you don’t obey the buy Tesla rule!” -tyrant don/elon probably

In August I bought a new all electric car. I refused to even consider a Tesla.

We can't have Medicaid, but the government will help us buy a Tesla?

The money is being used for a very good case. Musk is so poor, he can not even pay as much in taxes as a normal worker does pay. 😥 He can not even pay for a suit, when he meets the president at The White House... 😥 Poor man... 😥😥😥

With all that's happening, buying a car that I really think is ugly, quite unsafe, and hard on my budget just isn't going to happen. And most MAGAs can afford a Tesla even less than I can.

Every day that goes by, I don't buy a Tesla. I'm a serial offender, and I can't be rehabilitated.

Don’t give them any new ideas 😑

Yes. But those who don't own a Tesla can legally counter those charges if they own a semi-automatic rifle. No receipt required.

Nope. F em. I’ll never buy Tesla. There’s so many other options and I love my Mazda. Not against the law.

No it means Trump is full of shit!

All I know is watching Trump cry about it is priceless.

You still worried that you didn’t get a pardon?

They're on a countdown...

Deport Tesla from all around the world back to America ! #deporttesla

I guess owning a Prius is triple bad then.

Waiting for USPS to announce all.mail carriers will be required to use Cybertrucks at their own expense

Ffs it’s not like they need more ideas for next week’s random policy draw…!

You win today’s post.

I have a 2001 Chevy Cavalier which I've owned since 2006. I think there's still a prohibition on ex post facto laws.

Every day!

Don't give Trump reasons to put us in jail.😜😂

👏✊🏽

They haven’t thought that through. But yes? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Yes, remember Elon is suing companies who don’t choose to advertise on Twitter. We are in full on fascism

Is it illegal for Tesla owners put this bumper sticker on their vehicles? 🤔

No problem, you get one free with every income tax refund!

I am fine with self-reporting but don’t know where to turn myself in the dealer showrooms near me seem to be closed or surrounded by law enforcement

We are exactly one EO away it seems

bsky.app/profile/hose...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xko...

It sounds that way

Females are exempt. That would be girlcotting.

Give ‘em time and they’ll get there. And Trump is really looking forward to bringing back “Prima nocta”.

Cyber trucks are gonna end up with more right than women…

🤦‍♂️

Let them all drive the same car so we know who the enemy is from within.

Seriously - we are loyal to a former Nazi brand. Won't that be sufficient? I mean the grandkids love my husband's Sportwagen with the full moon roof. And I just got my A3 a year ago. I planned on this being my forever car.

Not buying a Tesla is illegal. Also not advertising on Twitter is illegal.

Yeah, I think so.

In 1940s germany , it was illegal not to have a copy of mein kampf on your bookshelf

Rachel, don’t give them any ideas. I wouldn’t put it past them to try to force people to own them…

I thought that doing something to SAVE Our Country was NOT Illegal??? or does that just apply to THE #MAGAFelonKing???

I am breaking the law at least five times over. I don't own a single model that they offer.

I’m sure there will be a list of people who sold their Teslas so they can target them too

Trump is an idiot. He can claim that shit all day long. See him in court!

Guilty🤷‍♂️! They don’t allow the “ you’re under arrest hands” up emoji, yet… Must be a truth in emoji thing…🤷‍♂️

yes, soon the cowardly GOP will pass a bill that will force every US Citizen to buy a piece of crap Tesla

If not owning a Tesla is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

You win the Internet today

Sliding scale punishment, subject to change as the orange idiot sees fit, = WTAF???? 🚫☠️🖤🖤🖤

Can I be arrested for flipping off all Teslas and cybertrucks on the road during my commute?

not if you start a gofundme for this boy

I’m waiting for them to outlaw every other EV except Elon Fucking Musks.

Don’t give him any ideas. Though I am curious what all of the auto union members think about this. Tesla doesn’t allow unions.

Don't give them any ideas! 🤫🫣😜

Does it count when the glued on panels fall of a cyber truck just before it bursts into flames?

Is breaking a tesla synonymous with breaking a law? In that case, tesla is the law.

A new American theme song for the times. Who's knockin' at the door? The enemy within! www.youtube.com/watch?v=14bH...

Waiting for Canada to announce Tesla and Elmo have been charged with fraud for pushing through 8,600 "sales" just before expiry of incentive program and claim $43 million in rebates youtu.be/e3uvlJ3esAI?...

And they will.

Don't go giving them any ideas.

We don't even have the money to own a car. So fine us if you like!!!!

It just means Trump is an idiot and doesn't know the meaning of most legal and economic terms. Another example, Tariff- he clearly doesn't know what tariffs are or how they work.

lol

First you fxck with my 401k, then you put my SSA income in jeopardy, and now you tell me to buy an $80,000 car from your campaign buddy - the richest man in the world - cause HE’S hurting??! I’ll keep my 2014 Jeep and you can kiss my ass!

Sure sounds like it.

Well, there’s a chance Tesla will become the National car and a required purchase

Don't worry, it will soon be.

It's illegal to vandalize/destroy property and now also an act of terror if your intention is to make a political statement in doing so. I hope they all enjoy lengthy jail times, I'm sure it's worth it.

Who wants a car that needs presidential immunity or presidential security? No one is gunna buy that car now. No one will support F-Elon who ripped into ppls private data! No one is gunna stop the chainsaw massacre now!

I guess so

💙this

But they’re tearing out EV charging stations at Federal Buildings

Most federal buildings prioritize installing general-purpose chargers compatible with multiple EV brands rather than Tesla-exclusive Superchargers.

www.npr.org/2025/03/12/n...

Another f..up idea from the genius.

Trump is conflicted, on one hand he hates EVs, on the other hand he loves Elon's money.

I’ll never own a Tesla. Send me straight to Gitmo.

What is illegal is Trump staying alive.

🙋‍♀️ well haul me in. No Tesla here. 🤣

Don't give them ideas..

Think that’s the hope they have.

Soon if the #pedopatrol gets their way.

AND PROUDLY

It’s illegal for Tesla but not target wal-mart Amazon meta??? We can boycott anything we want…

And would Tyson chicken be able to take vegetarians to court?

Only if you can afford one of those pieces of crap.

Considering that Teslas now give a 30 second warning before they blow up ………. (tantrum time) .

Don’t give him any ideas

I don’t think he’s followed that thought that far ahead

bsky.app/profile/phoe...

Guilty as charged. 😇

Woot woot - civil disobedience rocks!

I know a Trump supporter who sold their Tesla last year due to being upset with the customer support. Is it my civic duty to report them? Is there a website or hotline to use, or should I just wait until they send officers door to door asking if we have any information?

Only if you considered buying a Tesla, and then decided not to. If, like me, you've never even considered buying one, because of the long list of mechanical/safety/design issues, then you're safe.

Trump calls peaceful Tesla protesters ‘domestic terrorists’ & threatens them? You just lit a fire under this movement. It’s getting bigger, louder, & stronger. We won’t back down, & we won’t be silenced—you haven’t seen anything yet. #TeslaTakeDown actionnetwork.org/event_campaigns/teslatakedown

Our choices curtailed now?

Evangelical dream

Doesn't sound like Trump likes the Free Market™ as much as Republicans claim to, huh?

Don't give tRump any new ideas

Nonsense.

Then I am proudly breaking the law!

You're funny Rachel ... Wait! Why are the cops pounding on my door? Why is that tow truck taking my Toyota away?

How is not buying something illegal?

Illegal..lol and you make a good point..

Trump is Putin’s useful idiot! Remove the traitors!!

Anyone who isn't Elon's Slave 🔗 is breaking the law 👮‍♂️©️™️📜 -Donlad TrüñP

Don't give them any ideas.

Oh, that ain’t even half of it for me. I also don’t own a Trump Bible, mostly because I think Lee Greenwood sucks almost as much as Trump.

Isn't boycotting just another way to practice our 1st Amendment rights? Just like the guy in the oval claims he does whenever he spews his bs? Just asking for a friend.

I don’t have a Tesla, I’m a domestic terrorist!

I'm waiting for the EO to come out demanding that every household in the country has to own at least one.

If they did that with the robots we'd be ready for the bad part of "I, Robot." And we know EM doesn't watch the movies until the end.

Just like not advertising on Twitter is illegal. www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

Honda Civic Forever! 🤣

If so, I'm pretty happy to be breaking the law.

Lock me up!

I thought they were against EV mandates?

I suppose that’s the “logic” 🤷🏻‍♂️

Guilty as charged here.

I'm not buying that. 😉

Good question!

It means Trump thinks he's a King and everything that comes out of his mouth is law.

So if no one has money to ~buy~ teslas bc no one has money.. but your penalizing ppl for not having money for basic needs..but you want a slave force to make the things for America but you want ppl to keep having babies..but you destroy child resources… that really only leaves one option..

Just 1 EO away...

You bet….

If boycotting is illegal should we round up all of the people that championed the Bud Light boycott and sent a Mexican beer to become the number one in the US?

Yes, because all money belongs to musk. You're just holding his money for him temporarily.

I’ll have to tell the Gestapo I drive a 14 year old VW. Sorry I never got around to getting the new People’s Car.

The King has declared that it is illegal to boycott Tesla.

He is a domestic terrorist

He is domestic *stochastic* terrorist. "Stand back and stand by."

According to our esteemed Commissar-in-Chief, it most certainly DOES.

I'm grandfathered in. I've been breaking the law since I first heard that Judas Priest song. It's just too catchy.

I can hear this gif

I just sang it lol!

F Trump/Musk Hey all, "TESLA SATURDAY" lol JOIN A PROTEST NEAR YOU!!! BANKRUPT THE NAZI! actionnetwork.org/event_campai...

Please, don’t give him any ideas. Nothing surprises me anymore.

I'd rather talk about the illegal commercial held on federal property!

...

What if I just don’t want one because it sucks?

That's next week.

Required Starlink, Neurolink, and Tesla ownership

I hate this show.

The nation has to issue Teslas for all now. Cause they are mandatory by law.

🤣

In two weeks.... 🤪😂???

Don't give them ideas.

Next step: Trump-Musk will purchase millions of Tesla vehicles using taxpayer dollars. Sounds ridiculous, I know, but that's the only way Tesla can be "saved."

I agree 100% and they will sit in storage for years to come. More corruption in our face.

I can't shake the feeling the US Gov will jump in to "bail" Tesla.

Please don’t give them any ideas.

Please add another domino for the wealthy bankrolling Rs move to destroy our Republic & fascism

It would almost be funny to see what they would do if 200 million of us turned ourselves in en masse. Except that fascist dictators tend to kill folks.

I am also boycotting 100-foot yachts, private jets, and 50-room luxurious estates (may as well - not going to get any of those either)...

Not yet.

Everyone who doesn't own a Tesla is a Palestinian.

Please don’t give them any ideas ;)

I can’t afford the hit my reputation would take to be seen driving one.

Wouldn’t have one if they were handing them out!

They don't pay many of us anything. Just a former #BlueState #Government #Worker here. They kept my supervisor, who lied in journal articles and #Misappropriated Funding, but made sure I could never use my #Chemistry degree again.

Do folks who buy a Ford get in deap dudu with Orange Bonespurs Administration? Jail time?