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This "Administration" is deplorable. It is incompetent. It is a failure, and worse ... a joke. Every other nation in the world is laughing at our tragically inept leadership. People should be fired. Tulsi Gabbard is incompetent and a Russian asset. Hegseth is a DUI hire and maybe worse.
Good one.
They sound like frat boys fgs
It’s like a bunch of frat boys planning a party
OMG
As you alleell know I'm profoundly supportive of the emotionally needy, but this bunch of morons should find a different fucking support group.
For Pete Hegseth. Something he can understand. Clearly the Security of our Country is still above his pay grade, or intellectual capacity! 💩💩💩💩
Not me. Not now. Not ever.
Wish they would have added in Anthony Weiner! 💦🍆
Frat boys on signal, bro.
They ALL should face extreme consequences. And I mean EXTREME! GROSS NEGLIGENCE! WTF?
Whom do you expect to exert consequences?
Excellent choice. 😐😒😖👋❗️
WE didn't - that was Drump's idea!
This weekend: Michael Walz 🥶🛷🦮 3:15 pm Sat
Words escape him, I guess.
😂We have arrived at the moment of utter stupidity and incompetence. Not only stupid to use signal as a mode of communication, they added Atlantic EIC Jeffrey Goldberg to the chat. This should make us feel so much safer.
These are not professionals. Recall 🍊🤡💩 and rubio liking the El Salvador president's tweet.."opsey to late.'' these are not serious people. Imagine being elated that hundreds of men, with due process, being shipped to a horrific prison not knowing if they will ever be released. It's up to whim of a☠️
🤮 useless toddlers
Maybe he believes foreign intelligence officers don’t get emojis
Who's the "team" in MAL? Barron? Melania? Donald's caddy?
📎 www.theatlantic.com/podcasts/arc...
Emoji’s are best because everyone sees and translates them differently. That way there’s uncertainty when you get into trouble. “OH I MEANT …”
Unfukinbelievable 🤬🤬🤬
The joke is on us.
Honestly the (second) biggest reason why he gets thrown under the bus
We didn't.
Waltz probably let one of his kids answer those annoying texts, hence the emojis.
More likely he didn't want to worry about spelling words correctly and taking the time to type.
They all seem to be around 14 years old in this chat.
I hadn’t realized before that Mar-A-Lago is MAL = “evil” in Spanish
"bad"
No. That’s malo. Mal is a noun. It means evil.
Oh. Okay
The journalist understood that this was a completely inappropriate & illegal platform for a discussion about an upcoming military operation. The supposed national security folks… not so much! 🙄😳🤦🏻
No, "we" didn't.
"Team in MAL did a great job." Probably had in the bathroom or on the stage all the defense documents needed for planning.
So the over-the-top flattery isn't limited to Trump himself: they all have to pat themselves and each other on the back for going pee-pee in the potty.
It's official - the US Government is being run by The Gang from Paddy's Pub.
He was my Congressman, lazy, useless, dumb as a rock. Somehow, he had a “security” business in Afghanistan that trained troops (ya know the ones that threw down their weapons and ran for the hills). It was an utter failure, and he somehow managed to sell it at a fire sale for $25,000,000.
So, is Jeffrey Goldberg rude? Just lurking but not contributing? That kind of all take and no give behavior will get him disinvited to future chats, I predict. Just a heads up. @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social
Lurking and not contributing is a legitimate reason to kick him off the island.
I mean, is it rude to lurk when you were not truly meant to be there in the firat place?
Unknown Number: “Hey baby u up?” Pete is Horny: “Who dis?” Unknown Number: “Houthis.”
If I had to make decisions like these, I'd be horrified at the fact that people had to die as a LAST resort, not acting like I scored a goal.
This is the CORRECT approach to this type of thing. But these are all brainless "ra-ra america number 1" fuckwit frat boys. They think it's a game.
When they used 🙏🏻, were they praying or high fiving?
Rapist Incel Turds
When a clown is running the country, a circus is the guaranteed result.... in less than 3 months. It will only get worse from here.
He was one eggplant away from being Sec of State.
You made me check my bio for too many emojis, LMAO, mine are only because we are limited on letters ... not because I'm drunk on the job.
These people think they can do and say whatever they want without consequences. Sadly they are probably right with the fat orange imbecile in charge. 🤬
And no one responded with any gifs.
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Waltz is most likely illiterate
I can picture how the job was offered to him: "OK Pete, you are surrounded by people who love and care about you and if you want them to stay in your life you have 2 choices.." "In patient rehab OR keep drinking and become the secretary of defense." It was an easy choice.. lol
This is actually terrifying.
But I was told he only hires the best people
Relatives of deceased service people getting texted "⚰️😭🇺🇲🫡"
FUNNY
that is funny!
I bet he’s also the one sending the Good Morning with flowers gif every morning!
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He is the NSA that American voters decided we all deserve.
In his defense, he just uses emojis because he can't read and he's hoping no one catches on.
Dumbest timeline I swear!
"The team in MAL did a great job as well"...So, we're discussing war plans at the golf motel now?
Isn't that a Mali Spec Ops group?
😂
I am curious, because gawd I hope they didn't allege that some Mar a Lago side-chat was happening too with officials also discussing strike details.
#myanimelist better that
Witkoff surely knew Russians would monitor his calls!! Oh? he didn’t?
To be clear, they are celebrating the attack. Celebrating destruction and death. They enjoyed doing this. Let that sink in.
Lots of positive reinforcement in the echo chamber of incompetence. Probably pretty necessary.
I can’t.
😂👍🎯
Who is MAR? Is that Trump?
Marco Rubio ?
How is it that not one of the buffoons realized Goldberg was on the chain?
This is disgusting. Think of all our allies.
Nothing from Goldberg? I guess he was maintaining journalistic detachment.
🤦🏻♀️ sorry couldn’t resist
And HE was the most qualified of the bunch
You know Vance is whole-paragraph-guy but he’s trying to be like his Daddies. bsky.app/profile/nats...
Yes, America is on fire emojis
Seriously, if they had used secure communications, would emojis even be available?
bsky.app/profile/jess...
I do that 20-70% 😅 Mostly just 20 tho//
Perfect
Do you think he might be illiterate; god forbid he is dyslexic, oh the DEI hire consequences.
So what happens to People who communicate with gifs ? What do they get ?
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Foghorn Leghorn
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I recognize that fire graphic from the donkey kong arcade game
We are being governed by the teenagers who smoke weed behind the Wendy's.
A Cabinet of morons.
Un-effing-believable!
I almost wish Goldberg would have responded with a “Hey, what’s up guys?”
Or …📸✍️📢
🤦🏼♀️ (but I don’t have a security clearance)
What a festival of douche bags.
Heard they played ROCK PAPER SCISSORS...to decide on their cool name
My state representative answers constituent emails with emojis
Look at these losers congratulating themselves for other people's work. Literally all those breastplate nipples did was group chat and they couldn't even fucking get that right lmao
It's so gross that this reads like a Slack group that just sent out the latest marketing email with a minimum of typos. Go team!
We have an emoji that looks like a bomb, right?
Then there is always the exclamation point girl.
It’s possible I’m both 🫣
Same 😊
I just sent a text and said,”wow I’m exclamation point girl ‼️”
Anyone know who “MAR” and“MAL” are? 😏 Why isn’t the whole group culpable?
MAR is Rubio, not sure about MAL.
Mar a lago?
Bing-Pot
My Anime List You can use its club and PM as a sort of private communication
MAL are initials to someone in the chat.
This is why they call me whiskers.
Mike “punch America and watch it burn” Waltz
While disparaging women in active military service & endangering EvERYOnE
NYT: Brian Hughes, the National Security Council spokesman, said in an emailed statement. He called the thread “a demonstration of the deep and thoughtful policy coordination between senior officials.” 👊🇺🇸🔥
Oh great - those in charge of our nation's defense are communicating and behaving like 11-year old boys playing Call of Duty. 😡
It wouldn‘t surprise me if they‘d use CoD as another communication channel.
This is just all so shameful. Not one of them has any respect for the American people.
Symbol make good
These people are incompetent manbabies. We have toddlers running the military. OMFG
Cool… nice to know I have a bright future in the NSA. 😎
The rest of the world is laughing their asses off!
There's really a team in Mar-a-Lago??
Probably those who paid T Mil or 5 Mil.
I’m surprised someone didn’t use the eggplant emoji 👊🍑🍆🇺🇸
Is it just me, or does this resemble a bunch of frat dudes trying to organize a kegger?
That would be more coherent and well thought out, I would imagine.
🤦♀️
We are so screwed.
🇺🇸🗑️🔥
A child. A drunk child.
The VP used prayer hands emoji. Like an idiot.
Goldberg: Did you want me to report on this? 😦
Once you get by the stupid emojis, does anybody know who was on the “team in MAL”?
Un. Fucking. Believable.
OMFG, the abject sucking up. These old white men are truly pathetic.
👋 Vlad, how’s it hanging? All good my 🇺🇸 🤡 👂 up.. I want to talk about 💣ing 🇬🇱 . Do I have the green 💡 All 👌🏾 Donny Tx man.. love ❤️ U U 2 babe
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The “small group”? Shades of the “Small Council” from Game of Thrones? What other topics had their own “small group”?
Where's the texts from "Russia PC Small Group", "China PC Small Group" or "Ukraine PC Small Group"??? Or "Houthi PC BIG GROUP"? I mean "small group" does imply there is a distinction from a "big group"... Have we checked their phones yet?
It’s funny because there is an exact timestamp when Hegseth crosses the drunken “fuck it, just post it” part of the evening.
I’m confused by the 2 hour delay before his emojis. Can’t imagine what group chats were more important for him.
Waltzy may have been on his way to Mar-a-Lago for a then-but-no-longer secret $1MN/head funder with FOTUS. Or he maybe he needed to ask his kids what emoji to use.
PATHETIC
#firepetehegseth
not sufficient to burn the flag, we must also punch it
Estamos jodidos. Esos hijoeputas defendiendo la nación con stickers. La administración de Trump es un relajo. Todos estamos en peligro. Mil veces malditos todos los que votaron por el hijoeputa
In normal times it would be mind boggling to see such a discussion on such a channel. Unfortunately, not surprising among this group of utterly unqualified clowns.
🍷🍷🍷👅🍑🍆💦😯🍄😭🙄
Always, and that first responder sounds like Mr. Burns🤔
Good question and why is there a team in MAL?
Mar A Lago.
The felon Trump is too stupid to think there's anything wrong with this debacle! Way to make America safe, you morons!
“We” didn’t have a say in it; all the people who should be wearing nascar jumpsuits with their owners name plastered all over did that dumbass shit.
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I never use emojis since I’m 100 serious about what I’m saying. Grow the f-/: up.
I love "Powerful start." Oh, the irony.
This would have gotten ANY other Secretary of the Defense in history fired! But not the handpicked White Knight of the United States Klans...
All I keep thinking is that @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social no longer needs writers - the skits write themselves!
To be fair, we all understand that Michael Waltz is barely literate. (Literally)
Fucking Nazi Nosferatu Millar at the end, that little snake is one of the main enablers of this shit, don't forget him when the dust settles!
I hope he ends up in a bunker with a cyanide capsule and a Luger.
I know Im in the minority, but I loathe emojis and when my friends use their character gifs to send me a message. Im way past kindergarten. I can read and write
While I have still failed to decipher what fist-flag-fire is supposed to say, I do confess to sending hearts to the grandchildren. Also rolling eyes as a statement at the end of a message with words. Know what doesn't belong in a high security message about dropping bombs? XXOOXOX, 🎉, 💪, 🐝, 😜, !!!
Reckless Rookies
How much to book a SCIF at "Mar"?
I bet he's really adept at sticker books.
It's like we've got third graders leading our country, right? Oh wait! Even third graders are more mature than this!!!
This will not end well for America
🤣😅😂💙
So, there was a TEAM in MAL (Mar a Lago??), where there IS NO SCIF???
Don't worry about the absence of a SCIF. They put a new lock on the door.
What an absolute shit show
What a circle jerk.
The team in MAL? Surely not working from Mar A Lago??
Curious on this too - who the crossover at the wags for riches event this weekend at MAL also making plans to bomb Yemen?
Knowing Trump and his band of nazi madmen they probably are
And the 6-year-olds… or men acting like 6-year-old… 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬🙄🙄🙄🙄🫣🫣🫣😬😬😬😬😬😬😬🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
"The Team in MAL"?? An advisory group of Trump's besties who live there no doubt.
These absolute fucking imbeciles are running our country…into the ground.
Omg 🤣
They are chatting like two 7th grade girls who just instantly became the bestest of pals! You can almost hear their giggling in these texts. (I am a father of two girls, now adults, so i know a bit of what i am talking about)
Who is "S.M."?
The article's author believed it to be that ghoul Stephen Miller
Stephen Miller
punch america fire
Fist bump! America is FIRE! We have high school boys in charge of national security. 😢
Showing their collective intelligence. Duh!
I am tired of all the winning.
🤮🤣😩
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 Sorry, I couldn’t resist.😁
BREAKING: Putin Disbands FSB Citing "Redundancy With 'Signal' Intelligence"
Is that the fisting emoji? I think he's on the wrong app.
Punch America and set it on fire? I’m surprised he shared that.
Just think what Kissinger would've accomplished with emojies.
what a bunch or morons
Look who nominated appointed these guys. None up to the job.
bsky.app/profile/bunn...
Perhaps that was an official part of his business that day, to personally share this intel with Putin in person.
I’m totally confident about our country’s leadership! Go America!
We are living in a world run by nasty bullying children.
Idiocracy more like.
Cool group name.
I don’t see the war crime emoji tho. 🤷🏼♀️
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The reason they are using these channels, like Signal, is to hide their communications from the American people, so there will be no record. What are we going to do about that?
Well, that failed spectacularly.
Yes, but they will continue to do it to hide what they are doing!
Now everyone knows they’re using signal with its recent known vulnerabilities everybody, their dog, secret service, reporter and more will be trying to crack their accounts if they haven’t already. Every single conversation will be known and some may even come out to the public.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLO7...
#REMOVEtheDUIdiot
🕺💃 47 = 🤡 (First Trump White House NSC staffer to crack this wins a Russian soccer ball and a secret decoder ring.)
What a bunch of morons!
OMG!
Why don’t we just HIRE 3rd. Graders in charge of our NATIONAL SECURITY? THEY would be more mature than the Trump CLOWN DUMPSTER FIRE OF MORONS who are all the LOYAL IDIOTS Trump wants to DESTROY AMERICANS NATIONAL SECURITY!