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Rachel Vindman @natsechobbyist.bsky.social

There’s always that one person in the group chat who communicates 50% in emoji. We made that person the National Security Adviser.

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mar 24, 2025, 9:09 pm • 11,985 2,576

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Jonas Bergman @jbergmanhstd.bsky.social

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mar 24, 2025, 10:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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skindeisel59.bsky.social @skindeisel59.bsky.social

Bc he’s 🔥

mar 26, 2025, 11:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eunicecycle @eunicecycle.bsky.social

More like

mar 26, 2025, 11:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eunicecycle @eunicecycle.bsky.social

🤮

mar 26, 2025, 11:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Coherent Light @coherentlight.bsky.social

This "Administration" is deplorable. It is incompetent. It is a failure, and worse ... a joke. Every other nation in the world is laughing at our tragically inept leadership. People should be fired. Tulsi Gabbard is incompetent and a Russian asset. Hegseth is a DUI hire and maybe worse.

mar 25, 2025, 5:39 pm • 3 2 • view
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tjkikats.bsky.social @tjkikats.bsky.social

Good one.

mar 25, 2025, 8:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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larkin12345.bsky.social @larkin12345.bsky.social

They sound like frat boys fgs

mar 24, 2025, 11:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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gypsychrysalis.bsky.social @gypsychrysalis.bsky.social

It’s like a bunch of frat boys planning a party

mar 25, 2025, 7:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Gabriel Bosslet @gbosslet.bsky.social

OMG

mar 24, 2025, 9:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jailhouse @jailhouse-dog.bsky.social

As you alleell know I'm profoundly supportive of the emotionally needy, but this bunch of morons should find a different fucking support group.

mar 24, 2025, 9:40 pm • 4 1 • view
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Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social

For Pete Hegseth. Something he can understand. Clearly the Security of our Country is still above his pay grade, or intellectual capacity! 💩💩💩💩

mar 24, 2025, 11:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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mark1960.bsky.social @mark1960.bsky.social

Not me. Not now. Not ever.

mar 25, 2025, 1:47 am • 1 0 • view
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SeattleMikey @seattlemikey.bsky.social

Wish they would have added in Anthony Weiner! 💦🍆

mar 24, 2025, 10:28 pm • 11 0 • view
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Julia Dilliard💙🐴🇺🇦#Resist. DM's are blocked. @juliadilliard.bsky.social

Frat boys on signal, bro.

mar 24, 2025, 9:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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Kathy Bee @mobysmom.bsky.social

They ALL should face extreme consequences. And I mean EXTREME! GROSS NEGLIGENCE! WTF?

mar 24, 2025, 11:24 pm • 9 0 • view
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Sturm Liouville @sturmlliouville.bsky.social

Whom do you expect to exert consequences?

mar 25, 2025, 5:58 am • 2 0 • view
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Jaxie @jaxiejaxie.bsky.social

Excellent choice. 😐😒😖👋❗️

mar 24, 2025, 9:34 pm • 4 0 • view
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me @ckh49.bsky.social

WE didn't - that was Drump's idea!

mar 25, 2025, 6:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Birdergal 💙💛 @kestrel61.bsky.social

This weekend: Michael Walz 🥶🛷🦮 3:15 pm Sat

mar 24, 2025, 9:45 pm • 4 0 • view
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AC Roosevelt @acroosevelt.bsky.social

Words escape him, I guess.

mar 25, 2025, 1:44 am • 1 0 • view
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queenklyn.bsky.social @queenklyn.bsky.social

😂We have arrived at the moment of utter stupidity and incompetence. Not only stupid to use signal as a mode of communication, they added Atlantic EIC Jeffrey Goldberg to the chat. This should make us feel so much safer.

mar 24, 2025, 10:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Deb. I DISSENT ❌👑 🌊🌊💙🫘 @medic1983.bsky.social

These are not professionals. Recall 🍊🤡💩 and rubio liking the El Salvador president's tweet.."opsey to late.'' these are not serious people. Imagine being elated that hundreds of men, with due process, being shipped to a horrific prison not knowing if they will ever be released. It's up to whim of a☠️

mar 26, 2025, 6:51 am • 2 0 • view
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sweetglasses.bsky.social @sweetglasses.bsky.social

🤮 useless toddlers

mar 25, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jacqueline Espinal @jesp89.bsky.social

Maybe he believes foreign intelligence officers don’t get emojis

mar 25, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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grannyvalkyrie.bsky.social @grannyvalkyrie.bsky.social

Who's the "team" in MAL? Barron? Melania? Donald's caddy?

mar 25, 2025, 2:23 am • 5 0 • view
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A Dandelion @shigeyo.bsky.social

📎 www.theatlantic.com/podcasts/arc...

mar 25, 2025, 5:51 pm • 1 3 • view
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Eunice @euniceszaki.bsky.social

Emoji’s are best because everyone sees and translates them differently. That way there’s uncertainty when you get into trouble. “OH I MEANT …”

mar 25, 2025, 10:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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debi58.bsky.social @debi58.bsky.social

Unfukinbelievable 🤬🤬🤬

mar 25, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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JustJonesy @justjonesy.bsky.social

The joke is on us.

mar 24, 2025, 11:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Peter Butler @peter-butler.bsky.social

Honestly the (second) biggest reason why he gets thrown under the bus

mar 25, 2025, 3:44 am • 2 0 • view
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C @cleodogseriously.bsky.social

We didn't.

mar 24, 2025, 9:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kevin Mullen @archaeokev.bsky.social

Waltz probably let one of his kids answer those annoying texts, hence the emojis.

mar 25, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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okeefe34.bsky.social @okeefe34.bsky.social

More likely he didn't want to worry about spelling words correctly and taking the time to type.

mar 25, 2025, 9:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Penny Flynn @pennyflynn.bsky.social

They all seem to be around 14 years old in this chat.

mar 25, 2025, 1:58 am • 2 0 • view
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Akiva עקיבא @akivabensarah.bsky.social

I hadn’t realized before that Mar-A-Lago is MAL = “evil” in Spanish

mar 25, 2025, 11:19 am • 18 0 • view
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daveeddy.bsky.social @daveeddy.bsky.social

"bad"

mar 25, 2025, 12:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Akiva עקיבא @akivabensarah.bsky.social

No. That’s malo. Mal is a noun. It means evil.

mar 25, 2025, 12:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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daveeddy.bsky.social @daveeddy.bsky.social

Oh. Okay

mar 25, 2025, 12:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Puregoldj @puregoldj.bsky.social

The journalist understood that this was a completely inappropriate & illegal platform for a discussion about an upcoming military operation. The supposed national security folks… not so much! 🙄😳🤦🏻

mar 25, 2025, 4:20 pm • 4 1 • view
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Carmina Iguana @carminaiguana.bsky.social

No, "we" didn't.

mar 25, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
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befank.bsky.social @befank.bsky.social

"Team in MAL did a great job." Probably had in the bathroom or on the stage all the defense documents needed for planning.

mar 25, 2025, 1:50 am • 1 0 • view
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amstermom.bsky.social @amstermom.bsky.social

So the over-the-top flattery isn't limited to Trump himself: they all have to pat themselves and each other on the back for going pee-pee in the potty.

mar 24, 2025, 11:25 pm • 4 0 • view
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Martin Barrett @mrgb63.bsky.social

It's official - the US Government is being run by The Gang from Paddy's Pub.

mar 24, 2025, 11:28 pm • 3 1 • view
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I talk loud and fast, mostly to myself. @wtfjusthappened.bsky.social

He was my Congressman, lazy, useless, dumb as a rock. Somehow, he had a “security” business in Afghanistan that trained troops (ya know the ones that threw down their weapons and ran for the hills). It was an utter failure, and he somehow managed to sell it at a fire sale for $25,000,000.

mar 24, 2025, 11:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Basically an Honest Bobo in Paradise @boboinparadise.bsky.social

So, is Jeffrey Goldberg rude? Just lurking but not contributing? That kind of all take and no give behavior will get him disinvited to future chats, I predict. Just a heads up. @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social

mar 24, 2025, 11:09 pm • 20 0 • view
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Jackie Cordon @jscordon.bsky.social

Lurking and not contributing is a legitimate reason to kick him off the island.

mar 25, 2025, 11:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Leopara715 @leopara715.bsky.social

I mean, is it rude to lurk when you were not truly meant to be there in the firat place?

mar 25, 2025, 8:09 am • 5 0 • view
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Informed Alarmist @informedalarmist.bsky.social

Unknown Number: “Hey baby u up?” Pete is Horny: “Who dis?” Unknown Number: “Houthis.”

mar 24, 2025, 9:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Glaexur @glaexur.bsky.social

If I had to make decisions like these, I'd be horrified at the fact that people had to die as a LAST resort, not acting like I scored a goal.

mar 24, 2025, 10:05 pm • 28 0 • view
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darkglade.bsky.social @darkglade.bsky.social

This is the CORRECT approach to this type of thing. But these are all brainless "ra-ra america number 1" fuckwit frat boys. They think it's a game.

mar 25, 2025, 12:46 am • 11 0 • view
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Possibly Kimberly @possiblykim123.bsky.social

When they used 🙏🏻, were they praying or high fiving?

mar 25, 2025, 4:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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ComfortFuneral @gimplifeporvida.bsky.social

Rapist Incel Turds

mar 25, 2025, 12:33 am • 1 0 • view
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cdpositive @cdpositive.bsky.social

When a clown is running the country, a circus is the guaranteed result.... in less than 3 months. It will only get worse from here.

mar 24, 2025, 9:13 pm • 15 1 • view
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Michael Azevedo @michaelazevedo.bsky.social

He was one eggplant away from being Sec of State.

mar 24, 2025, 10:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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North American Strong! 🦋 Solidarity! 💙💜💚 @justnothavingit.bsky.social

You made me check my bio for too many emojis, LMAO, mine are only because we are limited on letters ... not because I'm drunk on the job.

mar 25, 2025, 12:16 am • 7 0 • view
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social

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mar 24, 2025, 10:30 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mr Good Kat 💙🇺🇸✌🏻 @pnwguy22.bsky.social

These people think they can do and say whatever they want without consequences. Sadly they are probably right with the fat orange imbecile in charge. 🤬

mar 25, 2025, 2:45 am • 2 0 • view
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youregonnalose.bsky.social @youregonnalose.bsky.social

And no one responded with any gifs.

mar 25, 2025, 2:21 am • 1 0 • view
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autumn272.bsky.social @autumn272.bsky.social

🤮

mar 24, 2025, 9:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Marshall Julie @mhjulie.bsky.social

Waltz is most likely illiterate

mar 24, 2025, 9:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Artmobboss @artmobboss.bsky.social

I can picture how the job was offered to him: "OK Pete, you are surrounded by people who love and care about you and if you want them to stay in your life you have 2 choices.." "In patient rehab OR keep drinking and become the secretary of defense." It was an easy choice.. lol

mar 26, 2025, 1:12 am • 4 0 • view
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sussom4💙🌈 @sussom4.bsky.social

This is actually terrifying.

mar 24, 2025, 11:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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get-tuit @get-tuit.bsky.social

Oscar Wilde ...

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mar 25, 2025, 11:27 am • 0 0 • view
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K-Pritchard @k-pritchard.bsky.social

But I was told he only hires the best people

mar 24, 2025, 10:32 pm • 4 0 • view
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Joe Simons @joesimons.bsky.social

Relatives of deceased service people getting texted "⚰️😭🇺🇲🫡"

mar 24, 2025, 11:50 pm • 5 0 • view
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kathleenreads.bsky.social @kathleenreads.bsky.social

FUNNY

mar 25, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Oreyna @moonpie4me.bsky.social

that is funny!

mar 25, 2025, 9:25 am • 0 0 • view
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maggietulliver.bsky.social @maggietulliver.bsky.social

I bet he’s also the one sending the Good Morning with flowers gif every morning!

mar 25, 2025, 2:30 am • 1 0 • view
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A Man Has No Name 🇺🇦 @manhasnoname.bsky.social

💯

mar 24, 2025, 10:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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Antony Kingston, Ph.D. @ak771.bsky.social

He is the NSA that American voters decided we all deserve.

mar 25, 2025, 1:35 am • 1 0 • view
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bsky.social

In his defense, he just uses emojis because he can't read and he's hoping no one catches on.

mar 25, 2025, 2:48 am • 2 0 • view
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Amanda @fingcakelady.bsky.social

Dumbest timeline I swear!

mar 24, 2025, 10:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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bltkssn @bltkssn.bsky.social

"The team in MAL did a great job as well"...So, we're discussing war plans at the golf motel now?

mar 25, 2025, 2:36 pm • 24 0 • view
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David Butler @dvdbutler.bsky.social

Isn't that a Mali Spec Ops group?

mar 25, 2025, 4:15 pm • 4 0 • view
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bltkssn @bltkssn.bsky.social

😂

mar 25, 2025, 4:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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David Butler @dvdbutler.bsky.social

I am curious, because gawd I hope they didn't allege that some Mar a Lago side-chat was happening too with officials also discussing strike details.

mar 25, 2025, 4:20 pm • 4 0 • view
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teslashark.bsky.social @teslashark.bsky.social

#myanimelist better that

mar 25, 2025, 2:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Marty @marty10.bsky.social

Witkoff surely knew Russians would monitor his calls!! Oh? he didn’t?

mar 25, 2025, 6:58 pm • 4 0 • view
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carrotsky.bsky.social @carrotsky.bsky.social

To be clear, they are celebrating the attack. Celebrating destruction and death. They enjoyed doing this. Let that sink in.

mar 25, 2025, 11:30 pm • 6 0 • view
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B Penicook 🏳️‍🌈 @bpenicook.bsky.social

Lots of positive reinforcement in the echo chamber of incompetence. Probably pretty necessary.

mar 24, 2025, 9:26 pm • 37 2 • view
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RgB @ruthgilaberger.bsky.social

I can’t.

mar 25, 2025, 2:28 am • 1 0 • view
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David Bailey @drgdave.bsky.social

😂👍🎯

mar 25, 2025, 12:20 am • 3 0 • view
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Q(notAnon) @magoo63.bsky.social

Who is MAR? Is that Trump?

mar 24, 2025, 9:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Woodrow Upstream @nom-de-plum.bsky.social

Marco Rubio ?

mar 24, 2025, 9:33 pm • 4 0 • view
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Stephen MAC🍁 @retcan.bsky.social

How is it that not one of the buffoons realized Goldberg was on the chain?

mar 24, 2025, 9:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Country over Party @usasandiego.bsky.social

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mar 25, 2025, 11:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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turkoise11.bsky.social @turkoise11.bsky.social

This is disgusting. Think of all our allies.

mar 25, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dr. Chaos @iamdrchaos.bsky.social

Nothing from Goldberg? I guess he was maintaining journalistic detachment.

mar 25, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bhappe 🫘 @bhappe.bsky.social

🤦🏻‍♀️ sorry couldn’t resist

mar 25, 2025, 11:09 am • 1 0 • view
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HazeDZ @hazydayz.bsky.social

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Weasel @weaselfd.bsky.social

And HE was the most qualified of the bunch

mar 25, 2025, 12:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com

You know Vance is whole-paragraph-guy but he’s trying to be like his Daddies. bsky.app/profile/nats...

mar 25, 2025, 1:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sandy B 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @samm1955.bsky.social

Yes, America is on fire emojis

mar 24, 2025, 10:42 pm • 12 0 • view
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T. Filson Rogers @tfilson59.bsky.social

Seriously, if they had used secure communications, would emojis even be available?

mar 24, 2025, 10:38 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jess M. @jess-sss.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/jess...

mar 25, 2025, 1:20 am • 2 0 • view
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🌸 Soft Blossom @softblossom.bsky.social

I do that 20-70% 😅 Mostly just 20 tho//

mar 25, 2025, 6:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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mileslynd.bsky.social @mileslynd.bsky.social

Perfect

mar 25, 2025, 2:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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oldtrev5372.bsky.social @oldtrev5372.bsky.social

Do you think he might be illiterate; god forbid he is dyslexic, oh the DEI hire consequences.

mar 24, 2025, 10:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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blueblueMr.Blue @blueblood69.bsky.social

So what happens to People who communicate with gifs ? What do they get ?

mar 24, 2025, 9:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Catwander @catwander.bsky.social

🤦🏻‍♀️

mar 26, 2025, 4:24 am • 0 0 • view
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Eyes Open @thecookout.bsky.social

Foghorn Leghorn

mar 25, 2025, 10:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tania Galloni 🌻 @taniagalloni.bsky.social

🤦‍♀️

mar 24, 2025, 9:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Andrew @acpinono.bsky.social

I recognize that fire graphic from the donkey kong arcade game

mar 24, 2025, 9:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Scorpio pibble @scorpiopibble.bsky.social

We are being governed by the teenagers who smoke weed behind the Wendy's.

mar 25, 2025, 1:24 am • 7 0 • view
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Annie @duannied.bsky.social

A Cabinet of morons.

mar 25, 2025, 12:30 am • 1 0 • view
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No name @frumboldt.bsky.social

Un-effing-believable!

mar 24, 2025, 10:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Wenona West @wenonawest.bsky.social

mar 24, 2025, 10:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Heather Parrow @heatherparrow.bsky.social

I almost wish Goldberg would have responded with a “Hey, what’s up guys?”

mar 25, 2025, 6:38 pm • 10 0 • view
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Spirit Fire People ❌👑 🐔🌮 @creativecatalyst.bsky.social

Or …📸✍️📢

mar 26, 2025, 11:13 am • 1 0 • view
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tiggr55.bsky.social @tiggr55.bsky.social

mar 26, 2025, 2:38 am • 0 0 • view
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fgold047.bsky.social @fgold047.bsky.social

🤦🏼‍♀️ (but I don’t have a security clearance)

mar 24, 2025, 10:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lara (NOT TRUMP) @endlesswinter.bsky.social

What a festival of douche bags.

mar 25, 2025, 1:55 am • 2 1 • view
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Suse @bigsis1.bsky.social

Heard they played ROCK PAPER SCISSORS...to decide on their cool name

mar 24, 2025, 10:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stephanie @steffienurse.bsky.social

My state representative answers constituent emails with emojis

mar 25, 2025, 12:55 am • 2 0 • view
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Sascha_Vykos2 @saschavykos.bsky.social

Look at these losers congratulating themselves for other people's work. Literally all those breastplate nipples did was group chat and they couldn't even fucking get that right lmao

mar 25, 2025, 1:10 am • 7 0 • view
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EpilepticChick @epilepticchick.bsky.social

It's so gross that this reads like a Slack group that just sent out the latest marketing email with a minimum of typos. Go team!

mar 24, 2025, 11:28 pm • 3 0 • view
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yorkdukeyork.bsky.social @yorkdukeyork.bsky.social

We have an emoji that looks like a bomb, right?

mar 25, 2025, 4:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michele @italiancowgirl.bsky.social

Then there is always the exclamation point girl.

mar 24, 2025, 11:32 pm • 11 0 • view
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Rachel Vindman @natsechobbyist.bsky.social

It’s possible I’m both 🫣

mar 25, 2025, 12:31 am • 16 0 • view
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Boudicasal @boudicasal.bsky.social

Same 😊

mar 25, 2025, 4:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Michele @italiancowgirl.bsky.social

I just sent a text and said,”wow I’m exclamation point girl ‼️”

mar 25, 2025, 12:33 am • 3 0 • view
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social

Anyone know who “MAR” and“MAL” are? 😏 Why isn’t the whole group culpable?

mar 25, 2025, 1:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sunny Willow @sunnywillow.bsky.social

MAR is Rubio, not sure about MAL.

mar 25, 2025, 2:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Spirit Fire People ❌👑 🐔🌮 @creativecatalyst.bsky.social

Mar a lago?

mar 26, 2025, 11:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social

Bing-Pot

mar 26, 2025, 11:53 am • 0 0 • view
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teslashark.bsky.social @teslashark.bsky.social

My Anime List You can use its club and PM as a sort of private communication

mar 25, 2025, 2:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sunny Willow @sunnywillow.bsky.social

MAL are initials to someone in the chat.

mar 25, 2025, 3:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Magpie 🐦‍⬛ @themagpiesmiles.bsky.social

This is why they call me whiskers.

mar 25, 2025, 3:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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turtlesatwd.bsky.social @turtlesatwd.bsky.social

Mike “punch America and watch it burn” Waltz

mar 24, 2025, 10:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mutter @lamuttermary.bsky.social

While disparaging women in active military service & endangering EvERYOnE

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Snowbuffalo @snowbuffalo.bsky.social

NYT: Brian Hughes, the National Security Council spokesman, said in an emailed statement. He called the thread “a demonstration of the deep and thoughtful policy coordination between senior officials.” 👊🇺🇸🔥

mar 25, 2025, 12:59 am • 3 0 • view
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danalibrariana.bsky.social @danalibrariana.bsky.social

Oh great - those in charge of our nation's defense are communicating and behaving like 11-year old boys playing Call of Duty. 😡

mar 24, 2025, 11:01 pm • 33 2 • view
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DasFroilleinwunder @froilleinwunder.bsky.social

It wouldn‘t surprise me if they‘d use CoD as another communication channel.

mar 24, 2025, 11:26 pm • 10 0 • view
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Jane @jcm444.bsky.social

This is just all so shameful. Not one of them has any respect for the American people.

mar 25, 2025, 11:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Vaderbreath @vaderbreath.bsky.social

Symbol make good

mar 25, 2025, 4:01 am • 4 0 • view
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DoneInInk @doneinink.bsky.social

These people are incompetent manbabies. We have toddlers running the military. OMFG

mar 24, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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wtfisgoingonnowpt2.bsky.social @wtfisgoingonnowpt2.bsky.social

Cool… nice to know I have a bright future in the NSA. 😎

mar 25, 2025, 12:10 am • 2 0 • view
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BBader @bgb1.bsky.social

The rest of the world is laughing their asses off!

mar 24, 2025, 11:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Michael Hager @michaelhag.bsky.social

There's really a team in Mar-a-Lago??

mar 25, 2025, 3:03 pm • 4 1 • view
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okeefe34.bsky.social @okeefe34.bsky.social

Probably those who paid T Mil or 5 Mil.

mar 25, 2025, 9:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Violet💜 @sfvioletnyc.bsky.social

I’m surprised someone didn’t use the eggplant emoji 👊🍑🍆🇺🇸

mar 24, 2025, 11:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Terry Gamble Boyer @tergam.bsky.social

Is it just me, or does this resemble a bunch of frat dudes trying to organize a kegger?

mar 24, 2025, 11:46 pm • 4 0 • view
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QueSara 🇦🇺🇮🇪🇺🇦 @quesarasaras.bsky.social

That would be more coherent and well thought out, I would imagine.

mar 25, 2025, 1:46 am • 2 0 • view
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ChildFREE Cat Lady @bar2barre.bsky.social

🤦‍♀️

mar 24, 2025, 10:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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shellbean.bsky.social @shellbean.bsky.social

We are so screwed.

mar 24, 2025, 9:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Meri @allimcc.bsky.social

🇺🇸🗑️🔥

mar 25, 2025, 12:56 am • 2 0 • view
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glendabau.bsky.social @glendabau.bsky.social

A child. A drunk child.

mar 24, 2025, 9:52 pm • 8 0 • view
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Bruce @batman66fan.bsky.social

mar 24, 2025, 11:07 pm • 3 0 • view
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Autumn @scirocker.bsky.social

The VP used prayer hands emoji. Like an idiot.

mar 24, 2025, 11:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Fuzzy Soft @fuzzysoft.bsky.social

Goldberg: Did you want me to report on this? 😦

mar 24, 2025, 9:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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ineedahaircut.bsky.social @ineedahaircut.bsky.social

Once you get by the stupid emojis, does anybody know who was on the “team in MAL”?

mar 24, 2025, 10:48 pm • 4 0 • view
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Attil22 @attil22.bsky.social

Un. Fucking. Believable.

mar 24, 2025, 9:12 pm • 8 1 • view
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BornInDaEB 🟦🟧 @bornindaeb.bsky.social

OMFG, the abject sucking up. These old white men are truly pathetic.

mar 25, 2025, 12:22 am • 1 0 • view
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cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social

👋 Vlad, how’s it hanging? All good my 🇺🇸 🤡 👂 up.. I want to talk about 💣ing 🇬🇱 . Do I have the green 💡 All 👌🏾 Donny Tx man.. love ❤️ U U 2 babe

mar 24, 2025, 10:01 pm • 36 1 • view
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🇨🇦 Made in Canada 🇨🇦 ELBOWS UP 💪🍁🦫🌈🦋 @canadianpride.bsky.social

🎯

mar 24, 2025, 11:47 pm • 6 0 • view
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wwwat.bsky.social @wwwat.bsky.social

The “small group”? Shades of the “Small Council” from Game of Thrones? What other topics had their own “small group”?

mar 25, 2025, 6:01 am • 2 0 • view
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Wojtek's Ghost @graphicsforchange.bsky.social

Where's the texts from "Russia PC Small Group", "China PC Small Group" or "Ukraine PC Small Group"??? Or "Houthi PC BIG GROUP"? I mean "small group" does imply there is a distinction from a "big group"... Have we checked their phones yet?

mar 25, 2025, 3:05 pm • 7 4 • view
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WrestlingTerp 🍺🇵🇹 🇺🇸 🇱🇹 @wrestlingterp.bsky.social

mar 25, 2025, 11:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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🇪🇺 @veertjephilips.bsky.social

mar 24, 2025, 11:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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m-cost.bsky.social @m-cost.bsky.social

It’s funny because there is an exact timestamp when Hegseth crosses the drunken “fuck it, just post it” part of the evening.

mar 25, 2025, 12:25 pm • 5 1 • view
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Mark Bouckley @yorkshirebred.bsky.social

I’m confused by the 2 hour delay before his emojis. Can’t imagine what group chats were more important for him.

mar 25, 2025, 12:47 am • 3 0 • view
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sbrann.bsky.social @sbrann.bsky.social

Waltzy may have been on his way to Mar-a-Lago for a then-but-no-longer secret $1MN/head funder with FOTUS. Or he maybe he needed to ask his kids what emoji to use.

mar 25, 2025, 1:27 am • 3 0 • view
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Scotgirl72 @scotgirl72.bsky.social

PATHETIC

mar 24, 2025, 9:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Borders Abound @bordersbarking.bsky.social

#firepetehegseth

mar 25, 2025, 2:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jesse @misctakes.com

not sufficient to burn the flag, we must also punch it

mar 24, 2025, 9:40 pm • 9 0 • view
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RE2 @re2do.bsky.social

Estamos jodidos. Esos hijoeputas defendiendo la nación con stickers. La administración de Trump es un relajo. Todos estamos en peligro. Mil veces malditos todos los que votaron por el hijoeputa

mar 24, 2025, 9:16 pm • 6 0 • view
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richhf.bsky.social @richhf.bsky.social

In normal times it would be mind boggling to see such a discussion on such a channel. Unfortunately, not surprising among this group of utterly unqualified clowns.

mar 24, 2025, 11:40 pm • 5 0 • view
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dixonherfani.bsky.social @dixonherfani.bsky.social

🍷🍷🍷👅🍑🍆💦😯🍄😭🙄

mar 24, 2025, 10:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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mcatherineph.bsky.social @mcatherineph.bsky.social

Always, and that first responder sounds like Mr. Burns🤔

mar 25, 2025, 11:11 am • 2 0 • view
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DC the Irreverent Owl 🇨🇦🍁🦫 @irreverentowl.bsky.social

But who could be that mysterious Vladimir52?

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mar 24, 2025, 11:41 pm • 44 4 • view
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let4ina.bsky.social @let4ina.bsky.social

Good question and why is there a team in MAL?

mar 25, 2025, 1:33 pm • 5 0 • view
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Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social

Mar A Lago.

mar 25, 2025, 2:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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bamaguy1.bsky.social @bamaguy1.bsky.social

The felon Trump is too stupid to think there's anything wrong with this debacle! Way to make America safe, you morons!

mar 24, 2025, 11:18 pm • 5 0 • view
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chrisconvi.bsky.social @chrisconvi.bsky.social

“We” didn’t have a say in it; all the people who should be wearing nascar jumpsuits with their owners name plastered all over did that dumbass shit.

mar 25, 2025, 3:13 am • 3 0 • view
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sickofelon.bsky.social @sickofelon.bsky.social

More Ossoff Awesomeness!! “THE EVIL THAT MEN DO LIVES AFTER THEM” #VoteDems Get Involved! Get the word out to everyone! Share it on TikTok!! #BuildtheResistance Pushback!! Signups @ #mobilize.us and #fiftyfifty.one for protests Attend town hall meetings letters-boycott-blackouts #5Calls

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mar 25, 2025, 9:04 pm • 1 2 • view
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Tennis Queen of the Court @rwhitmore.bsky.social

I never use emojis since I’m 100 serious about what I’m saying. Grow the f-/: up.

mar 24, 2025, 11:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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Steve Stinson @steve36893.bsky.social

I love "Powerful start." Oh, the irony.

mar 24, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jax Kearney @jaxmaninga.bsky.social

This would have gotten ANY other Secretary of the Defense in history fired! But not the handpicked White Knight of the United States Klans...

mar 24, 2025, 11:49 pm • 8 0 • view
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Dawn Lunde @dmlunde.bsky.social

All I keep thinking is that @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social no longer needs writers - the skits write themselves!

mar 25, 2025, 7:37 am • 7 0 • view
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experimental22.bsky.social @experimental22.bsky.social

To be fair, we all understand that Michael Waltz is barely literate. (Literally)

mar 25, 2025, 11:13 am • 4 1 • view
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MM @oneeyeonthereich.bsky.social

Fucking Nazi Nosferatu Millar at the end, that little snake is one of the main enablers of this shit, don't forget him when the dust settles!

mar 24, 2025, 10:04 pm • 9 2 • view
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Leslie O. @bakerotto27.bsky.social

I hope he ends up in a bunker with a cyanide capsule and a Luger.

mar 24, 2025, 11:24 pm • 4 0 • view
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Karma is patient but I am not. @karmaispatient.bsky.social

I know Im in the minority, but I loathe emojis and when my friends use their character gifs to send me a message. Im way past kindergarten. I can read and write

mar 24, 2025, 10:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fessty @fessty.bsky.social

While I have still failed to decipher what fist-flag-fire is supposed to say, I do confess to sending hearts to the grandchildren. Also rolling eyes as a statement at the end of a message with words. Know what doesn't belong in a high security message about dropping bombs? XXOOXOX, 🎉, 💪, 🐝, 😜, !!!

mar 25, 2025, 3:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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sassysnowflake.bsky.social @sassysnowflake.bsky.social

Reckless Rookies

mar 25, 2025, 12:28 am • 1 0 • view
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AZcat @azsuzeblue.bsky.social

How much to book a SCIF at "Mar"?

mar 25, 2025, 12:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Grey Mills @greyallday.bsky.social

I bet he's really adept at sticker books.

mar 24, 2025, 11:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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pjoy25.bsky.social @pjoy25.bsky.social

It's like we've got third graders leading our country, right? Oh wait! Even third graders are more mature than this!!!

mar 25, 2025, 1:02 am • 2 0 • view
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PKPs Powerfromspace1 🚀 Twitter ‘X’ refugee thank you 'Elon' 🙄 @powerfromspace1.bsky.social

This will not end well for America

mar 26, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Kool Karyn @koolkaryn.bsky.social

🤣😅😂💙

mar 25, 2025, 4:38 am • 4 0 • view
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Bud Jamison @grunteledboomer.bsky.social

So, there was a TEAM in MAL (Mar a Lago??), where there IS NO SCIF???

mar 25, 2025, 4:44 am • 7 1 • view
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GeorgetownJD @georgetownjd.bsky.social

Don't worry about the absence of a SCIF. They put a new lock on the door.

mar 25, 2025, 6:20 am • 7 0 • view
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Lori DiLorenzo, M.D., FASAM @bupemd1.bsky.social

What an absolute shit show

mar 25, 2025, 3:51 am • 10 0 • view
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spinninonearth.bsky.social @spinninonearth.bsky.social

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mar 25, 2025, 11:50 am • 4 0 • view
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sadgran.bsky.social @sadgran.bsky.social

What a circle jerk.

mar 24, 2025, 11:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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mimis66.bsky.social @mimis66.bsky.social

The team in MAL? Surely not working from Mar A Lago??

mar 24, 2025, 10:13 pm • 12 0 • view
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Okay, so about that… @okayaboutthat.bsky.social

Curious on this too - who the crossover at the wags for riches event this weekend at MAL also making plans to bomb Yemen?

mar 24, 2025, 11:11 pm • 4 0 • view
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mimis66.bsky.social @mimis66.bsky.social

Knowing Trump and his band of nazi madmen they probably are

mar 24, 2025, 11:19 pm • 7 0 • view
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Rachel Happe @rhappe.bsky.social

And the 6-year-olds… or men acting like 6-year-old… 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬🙄🙄🙄🙄🫣🫣🫣😬😬😬😬😬😬😬🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

mar 24, 2025, 11:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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progressivepeter.bsky.social @progressivepeter.bsky.social

"The Team in MAL"?? An advisory group of Trump's besties who live there no doubt.

mar 24, 2025, 11:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jacob J Jacobson @jake-66.bsky.social

These absolute fucking imbeciles are running our country…into the ground.

mar 25, 2025, 4:12 am • 5 0 • view
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Chicken Action @chickenaction.bsky.social

This absolutely needs to be a tshirt.

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mar 25, 2025, 3:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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ilikefauci.bsky.social @ilikefauci.bsky.social

Omg 🤣

mar 25, 2025, 1:32 am • 3 0 • view
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The Ghost of Groucho @ghostofgroucho.bsky.social

They are chatting like two 7th grade girls who just instantly became the bestest of pals! You can almost hear their giggling in these texts. (I am a father of two girls, now adults, so i know a bit of what i am talking about)

mar 25, 2025, 1:10 pm • 22 0 • view
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louisamiller.bsky.social @louisamiller.bsky.social

Who is "S.M."?

mar 24, 2025, 9:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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TeeLee💙🫂 @teelee53.bsky.social

The article's author believed it to be that ghoul Stephen Miller

mar 24, 2025, 9:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rachel Vindman @natsechobbyist.bsky.social

Stephen Miller

mar 24, 2025, 9:49 pm • 5 0 • view
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dave @dbernat.bsky.social

punch america fire

mar 24, 2025, 9:11 pm • 19 0 • view
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Millie @thatmillie.bsky.social

Fist bump! America is FIRE! We have high school boys in charge of national security. 😢

mar 24, 2025, 10:42 pm • 34 1 • view
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Nudsy aka Ian’s doodle @nudsy.bsky.social

Showing their collective intelligence. Duh!

mar 24, 2025, 11:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Christopher D. Brown Ph.D. @cdbrow1.bsky.social

I am tired of all the winning.

mar 24, 2025, 10:40 pm • 9 0 • view
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themindfulnomad.bsky.social @themindfulnomad.bsky.social

🤮🤣😩

mar 24, 2025, 11:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Hi There @hi-there-friends.bsky.social

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 Sorry, I couldn’t resist.😁

mar 24, 2025, 11:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social

BREAKING: Putin Disbands FSB Citing "Redundancy With 'Signal' Intelligence"

mar 24, 2025, 11:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kevin Fry @kevinfry.bsky.social

Is that the fisting emoji? I think he's on the wrong app.

mar 24, 2025, 10:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ginge & Tonic 👩🏻‍🦰🍸 @gingextonic.bsky.social

Punch America and set it on fire? I’m surprised he shared that.

mar 25, 2025, 12:11 pm • 5 0 • view
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Gary Sanders @intpolemic.bsky.social

Just think what Kissinger would've accomplished with emojies.

mar 24, 2025, 10:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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cmgdrama.bsky.social @cmgdrama.bsky.social

what a bunch or morons

mar 24, 2025, 10:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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cmaxie19 @cmaxie19.bsky.social

Look who nominated appointed these guys. None up to the job.

mar 24, 2025, 9:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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@GotDiva @gotdiva.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/bunn...

mar 25, 2025, 7:35 am • 16 2 • view
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Patrick @mccarthypm.bsky.social

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Fessty @fessty.bsky.social

Perhaps that was an official part of his business that day, to personally share this intel with Putin in person.

mar 25, 2025, 3:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Nemesis @nemesisresistance.bsky.social

I’m totally confident about our country’s leadership! Go America!

mar 24, 2025, 9:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chris Wade-Evans @cwadeevans.bsky.social

We are living in a world run by nasty bullying children.

mar 25, 2025, 10:23 am • 19 0 • view
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justmethe.bsky.social @justmethe.bsky.social

Idiocracy more like.

mar 25, 2025, 12:38 pm • 4 0 • view
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keslerjr.bsky.social @keslerjr.bsky.social

Cool group name.

mar 25, 2025, 11:09 am • 3 0 • view
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ukrainewillwin2.bsky.social @ukrainewillwin2.bsky.social

I don’t see the war crime emoji tho. 🤷🏼‍♀️

mar 29, 2025, 1:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Elbows Up, eh 🇨🇦 @abunchofmalarkey.bsky.social

mar 24, 2025, 10:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bruce Cox @bruceretired.bsky.social

🤦

mar 26, 2025, 12:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Stephen Whisler @stephenwhisler.bsky.social

The reason they are using these channels, like Signal, is to hide their communications from the American people, so there will be no record. What are we going to do about that?

mar 25, 2025, 2:37 pm • 18 0 • view
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Hydro Keychain @hydrokeychain.bsky.social

Well, that failed spectacularly.

mar 25, 2025, 2:53 pm • 8 0 • view
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Stephen Whisler @stephenwhisler.bsky.social

Yes, but they will continue to do it to hide what they are doing!

mar 25, 2025, 3:12 pm • 4 0 • view
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Ben Parer @benparer.bsky.social

Now everyone knows they’re using signal with its recent known vulnerabilities everybody, their dog, secret service, reporter and more will be trying to crack their accounts if they haven’t already. Every single conversation will be known and some may even come out to the public.

mar 25, 2025, 9:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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I am your Mitochondrial Challenge @hndrcks.bsky.social

somebody made sure to give the Governor a Harrumph

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mar 24, 2025, 10:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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I am your Mitochondrial Challenge @hndrcks.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLO7...

mar 25, 2025, 3:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Kristi Lee Queen @kristileequeen.bsky.social

#REMOVEtheDUIdiot

mar 25, 2025, 9:50 am • 3 1 • view
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My Pronoun Is "Gulf of Mexico" @okaydumbass.bsky.social

🕺💃 47 = 🤡 (First Trump White House NSC staffer to crack this wins a Russian soccer ball and a secret decoder ring.)

mar 25, 2025, 1:32 am • 1 0 • view
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Michael Thomas Gamez @gamezmt.bsky.social

What a bunch of morons!

mar 25, 2025, 2:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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naturelady8.bsky.social @naturelady8.bsky.social

OMG!

mar 25, 2025, 11:54 am • 3 0 • view
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Liberty & Freedom @liberty2bfree.bsky.social

Why don’t we just HIRE 3rd. Graders in charge of our NATIONAL SECURITY? THEY would be more mature than the Trump CLOWN DUMPSTER FIRE OF MORONS who are all the LOYAL IDIOTS Trump wants to DESTROY AMERICANS NATIONAL SECURITY!

mar 25, 2025, 12:31 pm • 2 0 • view