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Brilliant!

September is too far away. Get them up there yesterday.

Brilliant 👏

Certified banger. I do hope you can parlay some of this virality to your benefit <3

Baahahahahahaha😏

Long-form. We want the full accounting.

Intake form, name of Dr who called time of death w/witness list, autopsy video & report, post-mortem press release, proof of life Melania pic (wherever she may be), all eyes on his spawn, statement from VP Couch F*cker, cameras/video on pathetic Chief Justice Roberts swearing in Couch F*cker, etc.

Trump died last year from an infection of the ear that took the bullet, and since Butler he's been "portrayed" by James Woods in a fat suit...

…while wearing an “Obama ‘28” hat.

Internet for the week!

I will say you've come up with a novel approach.

The LONG FORM one

I'd be happier if he demanded a stake through the heart and cremation just to be sure.

Mind you that would probably be done by Melanie.

Melania *

Genius.

Yeah!

Good one! 😂

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Oh yes please !!! 🥰 “The arc of the universe….” and all 🤣😂🥰

I see what you did there, and I dig it.

I got a better one: We leave Obama out of it. The Kid has done his time. Let's call Agatha, she'll know what to do.

Nah. He's done all the work for us he needed to do.

His only accomplishment was getting the Heritage Foundation's health insurance scam passed.

Everything you said is false with the exception that the bill passed. It was a big fucking deal.

It was a HUGE deal. But racism and white supremacy culture means that this dude will NEVER acknowledge that a Black man managed to do more for *everyone* in this country than a white man ever did.

You aren't welcome to disagree. History is history even if you find it inconvenient.

Hahahahahaha It's so cute when the racism and insecurity show themselves like this.

Super inconvenient, then. Sorry that you’d rather bash Obama than admit that you’re wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ prospect.org/power/no-oba...

Forbes calls the idea ‘malarkey,’ and points out that neither Heritage nor Republicans invented managed competition www.forbes.com/sites/johngo...

trade publications for health care reporters have explained the difference between the ACA, the Heritage outline (and its author is now at Brookings because he’s not completely insane) healthjournalism.org/blog/2017/02...

Nixon proposed an employer mandate, and Ted Kennedy blocked it, wanting single payer btw It’s heartbreaking knowing what we know now 💔💔💔 and obviously Kennedy is right youtu.be/eBFJ7vv8vDU?...

And the director of the Center for Health Policy Studies at the Heritage Foundation wrote an op-ed in the Washington Post about how they had nothing to do with it www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...

ROFLMAO

Between Pritzker and this idea…”It’s the Chicago way.”

NATIONWIDE PROTESTS September 1st on LABOR DAY. Stand up for America!! Show Up!! Find a protest near you by clicking findaprotest.info. Show your photos or videos tomorrow. Start putting out your signs in your yards. Show courage! Resist! No shows don't deserve to complain if we lose this shitshow

I’m down with it.

Sign me up! Requesting copies of such documents signed by Obama.

It would be horrible to indefinitely delay when JD Vance tries to move into the White House after Trump does the one useful thing in his life and dies.

Vance ended the pope . . . Should he invite himself for tea?

it's going to be ken lay all over again.

Bravo 👏🏻

It'll be the greatest death you've ever seen. Everybody says it. It will be huge. Today a man came up to me; a huge, crying patriotic white severely Caucasian man with tears in his blue Aryan eyes and he said "eddiegaedel, is it true he's so crooked they can screw him into the ground when he dies?"

It’ll be huge and bulbous.

And that was one he could still move without falling over.

No one will show up.

I cackled

How about recent medical records instead?

Plan B: Give the Nobel Peace Prize to the doctor that called the time.

Plot twist!

I'm beginning to wonder whether Putin poisoned him?

I was joking about that shortly after he actually allowed that Russian into The Beast. The only thing is, Trump is so very useful for Putin. Who the hell else would be stupid enough to have US service people roll out a red carpet for a war criminal?

Yeah, I was being tongue in cheek, but...

It wouldn’t have taken this long to go into effect.

Didn’t have to be novichok or polonium, there are plenty of chemical and biological weapons. Most aren’t great for large scale attacks, but…

LOL ! Way to go, Michelle !

This could work!

Good work!

Delicious.

Michele!!! 🤣

LOL…!

😀

oh that is hilarious.

You got jokes—inappropriate, funny, funny jokes

Ok…woke up saw this chuckled! I be laughing in da mornin

He went to Hawaii and you can't believe the things he discovered

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i wanna know who's tasked with staking the demons ? it's f'ing important, donnie was bad enough, zombie donnie is only gonna be worse, so who's staking donnies evil black heart ? you know who should ? ,, i do , so do the best people , you know , you know it too,

LMAO ROFL

The LONG FORM death certificate

Yes!🤣

*long form

Yes.

It should be Hillary

Other than the ‘joke’ is that Trump kept demanding Obama’s birth certificate…turnabout is fair play!

Gavin did already taunt him asking for proof of life

Oops, that was Pritzker, my bad: bsky.app/profile/govp...

The great khan is upping his trolling game, you love to see it

I enjoy Zapata having fun with it and making the pundits melt down not knowing how to deal. End of the day, though, this is what you need. Good solid roundhouse. Boom. Done.

I hope the Pritzker soc med team and the Newsom team are trading notes!

Today

And a long form autopsy report!

Great plan. I'd volunteer to do the autopsy, but I'm not a dr. and I haven't stayed at a Holiday Inn for a long time. Any suggestions?

Winner, winner. Chicken dinner!

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How about demanding a birth certificate to make sure he isn’t spawned and then an X-ray of his bone spurs?

And the autopsy report.

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I feel like plan this is ordained by karma.

I hope this is televised - every single word.

😂😂😂

The long form

Applause!

It's obvious how badly many Americans want this to be true, but I'm getting tired of seeing comments about it. That illegitimate old dictator is not dead yet.

This is pure genius

The long form death certificate...

IN!! For all levels of pettiness 🤣