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🎃🧟‍♂️Zombuddy🧟🎃 @budbuddyguy.bsky.social

Why sell it for so cheap? Couldn't possibly be because it carries an ANCIENT LOBSTER CURSE could it?

Listing for a jeweled lobster in a showcase box This thing allegedly cost $999
sep 16, 2025, 5:29 am • 24 0

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Chip bitney @fragboner.bsky.social

OH YOU KNOW IT IS!!!

sep 16, 2025, 5:44 am • 2 0 • view
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🎃🧟‍♂️Zombuddy🧟🎃 @budbuddyguy.bsky.social

I know a cursed object when I see one, THEY CANT PUT ONE OVER ON ME!

sep 16, 2025, 5:48 am • 2 0 • view
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Chip bitney @fragboner.bsky.social

It’s totally cursed!!

sep 16, 2025, 5:49 am • 1 0 • view
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🎃Witch House Enjoyer 🎃 @spiralrings.blue

yeah the smell

sep 16, 2025, 5:33 am • 2 0 • view
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🎃🧟‍♂️Zombuddy🧟🎃 @budbuddyguy.bsky.social

Got that stanky curse. Can smell it through my screen.

sep 16, 2025, 5:35 am • 2 0 • view
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🎃Witch House Enjoyer 🎃 @spiralrings.blue

the curse of someone's bedazzled red lobster leftovers

sep 16, 2025, 5:36 am • 2 0 • view
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shabs89.bsky.social @shabs89.bsky.social

Honestly with a price that competitive it would be irresponsible not to buy it

sep 17, 2025, 12:28 am • 2 0 • view
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🎃🧟‍♂️Zombuddy🧟🎃 @budbuddyguy.bsky.social

And get lobster cursed again?! No thanks!

sep 17, 2025, 1:40 am • 1 0 • view