Gowron 🕯

"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day to EXPERIENCE BIJ"

This made this morning good

This is the leader earth needs. We can seek glory out amongst the stars.

@cathswalan.bsky.social

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Chancellor Gowron's Neighborhood. Keplah!

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Glory to your hole!

"Bring that Eyeball Closer! Think the Hungry Sehlat"!!!

How can something so wrong feel so right?

When I drove through Cape Breton Island in Nova Scotia, I saw Gaelic signs. I tried to pronounce them without knowing the actual phonetics. I ended up sounding like I was speaking Klingon.

Note: Antigonish is in Nova Scotia but not on Cape Breton Island.

I tried, but then someone performed a Heimlich Manoeuvre on me, thinking I was choking

That's priceless 🤣😂

@jenny753.indiepocalypse.social

Qplagh’ Mr. Gowron

I always knew little Alexander would grow up to be a fine person, just like his father.😂

Is that Gowron?

Somehow I can't picture Klingons televising their version of Mr. Rogers. I just can't. Although it's hilarious to imagine.

The Corporation for Klingon Broadcasting

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Ah yes I assume this is the opening of Klingon porn.

I didn't know I needed Chancellor Gowron's Neighborhood. but now...?

Every day is a good day to die.

Endearing, albeit in a scary way.

QAPLA! Glory to you neighbor!

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Mr. Gowron’s neighborhood?

😂😂😂 That's clever!

Not all klingons are soldiers, but all klingons are warriors who find glory in destroying their enemies. Klingon scholars destroy ignorance. Klingon lawyers destroy injustice. Klingon chefs and artists destroy hunger and boredom. All hail Fred Rogers, destroyer of indifference.

I believe Gowron would see Fred Rogers and a truly honorable man. Worthy of Stovokor. He is the neighbor to the honored dead.

@justinmspeece.bsky.social

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I KNOW 😆😆😆 I thought of you immediately

This hit me at the top of the key on bluesky after a 3:37 AM pee and that"s enough internet for today.

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@coachgowron.com

I'm glad I scrolled to see if someone else had tagged Coach in

I am stealing that

I laughed very hard at this 😂 Perhaps today IS a hap-hap-happy new day!

A friendly message from your local HOA. 😉

@tamslick.bsky.social this is relevant to your interests.

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bless you.

God, this is still going Here, self promotion www.twitch.tv/caseyexplosion

@radiofreetom.bsky.social Thought this would amuse you

It’s a beautiful day in Gowrons hood! 🎶

Of course, their embassy is threateningly painted the color of blood. Wait what color was klingon blood again?

I honestly like this kinder gentler klingon empire. Imagine them adopting kindness as a way of life before we do.

💯💯 A violent kindness where they fight to the death those who are unkind. LOL

The Paradox of Tolerance is that for a society to remain tolerant, it must be intolerant of the intolerant. Tolerant Klingons naturally would see no problem with this. Being a douchebag is, after all, dishonorable.

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Today is a beautiful day to die (in the neighborhood)

@astrokittycat.bsky.social

Praise be.

Qapla'!

Mr. Gowron’s Neighborhood. Another quality children’s program canceled by the Big Beautiful Bill.

He looks like The Thing.

These comments are life sustaining lolol

Today is a good day to smile!!

They're going to be pissed on Kronos.

Nice neighbourhood. Good tea.

@trashphalt.beauty

what a pity

500 cigarettes

Qapla’!!!💪🏽

Is that RFK JR with his mask off?

With their funding severely cut, PBS and NPR had to do some unusual things to make their budget work; like cross promoting Car Talk with Martok and Mr. Martok's Neighborhood.

IT'S A WONDERFUL DAY TO DIE, HUMAN!

@deltajulietmike.bsky.social

Sure thing... DURAS!! Son of Ja'rod!!!

These puppets are without honor.

Time to visit the land of make believe!! SHALL WE PROCEED!!??

Qapla' is thlIngan Hol !

EVERY DAY IS A WONDERFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. TO DIE.

Trump when he takes of mask?

God bless Robert O'Reilly for leaning into his physicality to give us Gowron!

To the honorless dogs that stole all their money with a defunding bill:

youtu.be/kk5t4bHz6oI?...

omg. belly laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've been laughing for over a half an hour on this string.

This activated the LSD in my spine

I love it.

It's a glorious day in the neighborhood A glorious day to bring honor Would you please die? Could you please die?

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Is Kash No Czechs Patel are you doing something different with your hair?

Today is a good day to be my neighbor!

Dude looks like a dried orange about to launch his eyes to a enemy target

He was one of my favorite Klingon emperors.

Kapla!

I brought him some homemade prune juice, and he gave me fresh gagh, he told me of the battle of Wolf 359 and I told him of the battle of Walmart Black Friday 95.

I would 100% watch for the glory and honor of the neighborhood.

Ka'Pla

Ah yes, it's local body election time again.

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You gave me an idea I'm silly enough to do.

I'll make sure to do my best William Shatner impression too. Rule of silly: Commit to the bit.

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Remain Klingon!✊️