Thinking I should run for president of Ireland because if it's gonna be a clown race you might as well get someone funny
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can't spell clown without C-O-W
aug 14, 2025, 11:29 am • 15 0 • view
you've got my fraudulent overseas vote!
aug 14, 2025, 1:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Free AC for all!
aug 14, 2025, 11:29 am • 1 0 • view
Best candidate announced so far.
aug 14, 2025, 12:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Would tabi be suggested as national footwear?
aug 14, 2025, 11:27 am • 2 0 • view
Oh my fucking god when can we have a martial arts person who's fucking normal again?
aug 14, 2025, 12:29 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 14, 2025, 1:35 pm • 1 0 • view
As the future President of Britain, I hope we can work together for a brighter future, and as a sign of good faith I'll give you the city of Hull.
aug 14, 2025, 4:33 pm • 3 0 • view
Worked for Zelenskyy. (For a given value of 'worked'.)
aug 14, 2025, 12:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Careful, I think Zelensky had a similar idea way back when
aug 14, 2025, 11:35 am • 4 0 • view
Read that as “furry” which also applies tbh
aug 14, 2025, 3:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Honestly, getting involved in local politics is one way to stem the tide of people wanting to impose crazy bullshit. Local votes have historically low turnouts in general.
aug 14, 2025, 11:32 am • 1 0 • view
The Troubles? Sounds like what happens to me the day after I eat chili. Wakka wakka.
aug 14, 2025, 12:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Genuinely I would vote for our current president's dog before any of the gobshites currently looking to run.
aug 14, 2025, 1:03 pm • 1 0 • view
We have Count Binface over here, sadly he doesn't get too many votes :(
aug 14, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
If I were Irish I'd like to think I'd vote for "Casey Explosion" even if I didn't know you; I'd just do it for the craic.
aug 14, 2025, 6:49 pm • 1 0 • view