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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

One of the things we should probably acknowledge about Harry Potter is that as an IP it was hard carried by some incredibly talented people, Alfonso Cuaron directed the 3rd entry between Y tu mamá también and Children of Men, it was kinda lightning in a bottle that they're not gonna recapture.

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ErinWillBeStardust @moonshoterin.bsky.social

I fully expect a problematic shit show in the reboot series.

aug 19, 2025, 11:55 am • 0 0 • view
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Tristan is painting slowly @tristanwelsh.bsky.social

My kingdom for Pratchett to get the kinda glazing HP does...

aug 19, 2025, 5:13 am • 43 0 • view
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Raptor @raptornx01.bsky.social

Yes, please gods, yes.

aug 19, 2025, 6:11 am • 2 0 • view
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Adamalons @adamalons.bsky.social

Or Ursula K Le Guin, Robert Jordan, Gene Wolfe.... There's so much better stuff out there.

aug 19, 2025, 5:19 am • 31 0 • view
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Ben Evans @ogkittylyst.bsky.social

Somehow I doubt either Rhianna or the Le Guin Estate will be adopting anything other than a "from our cold, dead hands" attitude towards the literary legacies that are in their care (I refuse to call it "IP", dammit) after some of the recent debacles.

aug 19, 2025, 10:58 am • 0 0 • view
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alglaz.bsky.social @alglaz.bsky.social

I don't think this shit is getting even the three seasons WoT pulled off. Netflix's One Piece has a better chance of reaching the finish line than this.

aug 19, 2025, 7:19 am • 7 0 • view
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Tristan is painting slowly @tristanwelsh.bsky.social

Honestly I'm extremely surprised at how actually pretty good the live action One Piece is. Shouldn't even be possible to adapt something like that but I'm having a hoot.

aug 19, 2025, 7:29 am • 6 0 • view
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Adamalons @adamalons.bsky.social

Big agree. Of all the anime to get a live action adaptation One Piece has worked the best? Still baffles me. Even got my mum into the show lol

aug 19, 2025, 7:51 am • 4 0 • view
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Adamalons @adamalons.bsky.social

It exists at all and there's so much better fantasy out there that hasn't been adapted. Tons I've never even heard of. And I'm too scared to watch WoT :( I've heard nothing but terrible things and that series was my middle school years.

aug 19, 2025, 7:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Kimiki @kimifw.bsky.social

Yes, thank you. This franchise is one of the most influential pop culture phenomena in recent history, and until just a few years ago its fandom was almost entirely progressive adults. Acknowledging that doesn't make you a transphobe. You can boycott without erasing history.

aug 19, 2025, 3:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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EconEnby @econenby.bsky.social

unfortunately he signed the Polanski petition. but yeah his directing is very good and definitely elevated the 3rd movie

aug 19, 2025, 5:40 am • 5 0 • view
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Terra Ulran @terraulran.bsky.social

For me, the books themselves were hard carried as audiobooks by Jim Dale, a man so talented that his 'Career' section on Wikipedia has 5 parts. One for each of his full careers.

aug 19, 2025, 10:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Undiscovered Lesbian (Spooky) 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ @stygiansk0nk.bsky.social

We need a 'My Immortal' movie adaptation, honestly.

aug 19, 2025, 10:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mr. Gandalf B. Naturals @voidfemme.bsky.social

The cast too! And 3 was particularly stacked

aug 19, 2025, 5:17 am • 2 0 • view
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krory.bsky.social @krory.bsky.social

Why does Hagrid have mo-cap dots on his face?

aug 19, 2025, 5:07 am • 5 0 • view
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Chris @gothcasual.bsky.social

Because they’ll make him bigger in post. Nick Frost is only like 5’8”.

aug 19, 2025, 5:09 am • 9 0 • view
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Hula Noob @hulanoob.bsky.social

oh man, I just googled the adult cast and what a huge disappointment some of them are (had a near heart attack when Cillian Murphy was mentioned but only as speculation)

aug 19, 2025, 6:20 am • 4 0 • view
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Spike Prime @spikeprime.bsky.social

If I'm real with you, it's the only thing from the franchise which I ever thought was particularly great. I was never a Potter-head but that film didn't suck, basically entirely because of Cuaron and the performers.

aug 19, 2025, 6:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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altrocks 🫥 @altrocks.bsky.social

The story had to be carried by a lot of talented people because the books weren't very good. Their popularity was carried by a bunch of barely literate gen x and older millennials who preferred fantasy over the reality they were living in.

aug 19, 2025, 1:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dave M. 🇨🇦⚜️ @davemaru.bsky.social

Even without the TERF stuff this entreprise was doomed from the start. It’ll never escape the shadow of the movie. This is just WB trying to squeeze more blood from the stone because Fantastic Beasts was a costly failiure due to JK being a bad writer.

aug 19, 2025, 6:55 am • 4 0 • view
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Doc @chaoticdoctor.bsky.social

“ILL MAKE MY OWN HARRY POTTER WITH BLACKJACK AND NO TRANS WOMEN!” -Joanne. Probably.

aug 19, 2025, 5:18 am • 27 1 • view
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Maddie (horrible medieval goblin) @pbastronaut.bsky.social

I think it's striking how Cuarón's film codifies the aesthetic of HP in a way that the franchise still hasn't escaped to this day, in all it's marketing and games and so on. It's been ever-diminishing copies since then, and I don't believe this show's brave enough to do its own thing.

aug 19, 2025, 6:34 am • 11 0 • view
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Dave M. 🇨🇦⚜️ @davemaru.bsky.social

Are they shooting in their studio tour attraction? :p

aug 19, 2025, 6:59 am • 0 0 • view
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norintha.bsky.social @norintha.bsky.social

The SciFi/Fantasy Bookclub was always offering the hard bounds for 1 cent each whenever the next new one would come out as well. Lotta people fell for the siren song of penny hardbounds.

aug 19, 2025, 5:45 am • 2 0 • view
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Willowthorn🔞 @thornwillow.bsky.social

You are spot on with that

aug 19, 2025, 8:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wolf__Rayet @wolfrayet.bsky.social

honestly im hope this some how back fires and makes some die hard fans cringe. maybe wonder and worry 'bout jkr more..

aug 19, 2025, 6:04 am • 2 0 • view
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Katherine 🏳️‍⚧️ @quadraticink.bsky.social

I suddenly realized what this reminded me of. Remember that Willy Wonka Experience scam in Glasgow?

aug 19, 2025, 7:35 am • 7 0 • view
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shannon//cannon @majorarlene.net

Yeah I think they're way overestimating people's nostalgia boners for HP when really the reason people loved it was because it had great actors (several of whom are no longer with us) and made by really competent creatives. I just don't think it'll be the same.

aug 19, 2025, 5:50 am • 24 1 • view
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Dave M. 🇨🇦⚜️ @davemaru.bsky.social

And the aesthetic sold by all that merch. Gotta give props to the WB merch guys, they sure come up with good looking pieces.

aug 19, 2025, 7:01 am • 7 0 • view
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Nash @radiodeadair.com

Yeah but it's going to be so funny watching them try.

aug 19, 2025, 5:04 am • 28 0 • view
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Cyrus @digitalvergil.bsky.social

I wonder if they're gonna keep them set in the original time period or if they'll move them into the modern day. Modern day is easier but faces the impossible question of "why didn't Hermione bring her iPhone amd laptop to school?"

aug 19, 2025, 5:18 am • 6 0 • view
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Emma MacFarlane (she/her) @scotsdragon.bsky.social

To be fair I think it’s mentioned in the book that electronic devices go haywire near Hogwarts.

aug 19, 2025, 7:30 am • 5 0 • view
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Wynne @kemaiku.bsky.social

Most magical settings like HP/Dresden Files have anything electrical near explode within feet of them.

aug 19, 2025, 8:45 am • 2 0 • view
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Sam Tarabiscoté*e 🏳️‍⚧️ (Lachskanonen-Fanaccount) @skreee.bsky.social

The background actors in the photo look like they wear period clothing.

aug 19, 2025, 6:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Kevin Marks @kevinmarks.com

As I said in 2007, “you know, most of the Harry Potter book plots would be over in 3 chapters if they had a decent search engine” twitter.com/kevinmarks/s...

aug 19, 2025, 7:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Canadian vibe shift @tyrannorabbit.bsky.social

It takes 3 years to get a big budget season of TV out. Optimistically, these kids will be older than the Stranger Things kids when this wraps up.

aug 19, 2025, 7:21 am • 1 0 • view
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SidhCreature - Comms Open @sidhcreature.com

Oh they're gonna Whedon dialogue the hell out of this series aren't they

aug 19, 2025, 5:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Canadian Tokusatsu Donald 🇨🇦🐉🔋 @rangerdonald.bsky.social

Four Ultra Talented People. For this show however, pure gun for hire hacks.

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aug 19, 2025, 5:16 am • 10 0 • view
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Spike Prime @spikeprime.bsky.social

I don't really see it for David Yates. I don't like how he directs in any film I've seen from him, and I cannot stand the horribly ugly, dull colour palette he slathers on his films.

aug 19, 2025, 6:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

The first two entries were directed by Chris Columbus, y'know the director of Home Alone? Guy knew how to make a damn good movie. Which is why it's so baffling they're trying to make a new adaptation. Those movies, made by folks at the top of their, game are the best the franchise will ever be.

aug 19, 2025, 5:18 am • 384 15 • view
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William B Hill @wbhwrites.bsky.social

My only guess is that Warner Bros is still upset that the Fantastic Beasts movies were going to continue to decline in box office returns, and so opted to cash in on easy nostalgia for a few years. Three, at tops, I’m guessing. Hopefully less, because Rowling is scum.

aug 19, 2025, 5:34 am • 7 0 • view
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LMN is OP @lmnisop.bsky.social

Yeah if Amazon could only give Wheel of Time 3 seasons I don't see how this will go the full 7-8

aug 19, 2025, 5:42 am • 8 0 • view
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word bug @wordbug.bsky.social

i mean, latter films were increasingly worse on pace with the books themselves and they still sold; this whole thing makes perfect sense as a nostalgia cashgrab (especially in the face of rowling's failure to capitalize on anything original since)

aug 19, 2025, 9:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Orac @mnorac.bsky.social

They're throwing a bunch of actors into direct comparison with Dame Maggie Smith, Michael Gambon, Gary Oldman, and goddamn Alan Rickman! Hans Gruber himself! A thankless job for everyone involved even without the TERF shit.

aug 19, 2025, 5:25 am • 29 1 • view
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power to the people on the streets ✊🏼 @strivingally.bsky.social

Yeah they kinda screwed themselves by going so hard in the originals. I may not have any emotional attachment to the original movies, but I cannot imagine anyone else as Snape, ever. Every single performance will be judged - unfavorably - against the movies.

aug 19, 2025, 8:09 am • 3 0 • view
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☢️THERIANIZING RADIATION HAZARD☢️ @sleepysmiles42.bsky.social

wet bandits mentioned 🍾

aug 19, 2025, 5:54 am • 2 0 • view
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JazzyTyfighter @jazzytyfighter.bsky.social

These filmmakers knew how to trim the fat. Good movie adaptations in general trim the fat. These shows usually pad it out. Live action One Piece works because it’s a breezy abridged version for those who have never tried One Piece while still being enjoyable for fans.

aug 19, 2025, 6:05 am • 4 0 • view
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

And the casts of those movies?! God damn stacked with some of the most incredible actors to have ever worked in film! This is a franchise that's been hard carried, not by the material that was being adapted, but by the talent they had working on those adaptations.

aug 19, 2025, 5:32 am • 312 15 • view
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aly gibbs @alyssaur.bsky.social

also important is that, afaik, Rowling was a script consultant and not in charge of what went into those movies, which is why certain plot points... for example, the fact that everybody but Hermione is pro-slavery... never made the cut lol. they condense a LOT of very bad writing.

aug 19, 2025, 6:26 am • 11 2 • view
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Forza @forzaroo.bsky.social

Yeah, the casting in the originals was honestly amazing - regardless of the mediocrity of the source material, everyone acted their asses off in those movies. There's good reason they're a cultural touchstone.

aug 19, 2025, 5:38 am • 17 0 • view
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Fle’chrr @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social

I wish they’d been able to keep the Rik Mayall Peeves scenes TBH.

aug 19, 2025, 5:39 am • 7 0 • view
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☢️THERIANIZING RADIATION HAZARD☢️ @sleepysmiles42.bsky.social

literally the thing that makes me softer on the movies despite hating the franchise & its creator now is that they're such a who's-who of Equity actors just dining on the scenery

aug 19, 2025, 5:50 am • 8 0 • view
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☢️THERIANIZING RADIATION HAZARD☢️ @sleepysmiles42.bsky.social

like Snape is canonically a horrible incel fuckboy but we got Alan Rickman chewing up the sets out of that and i can't pretend it's not beautiful

aug 19, 2025, 5:53 am • 9 0 • view
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Gerkuman @gerkuman.bsky.social

It helps that the writers and directors were told where the plot was going, checked the books and went 'oh. Oh no. We gotta soften him if we want them to buy the 'he was on the side of good all along' thing'. Book 3 Snape especially, my gosh. They somehow barely navigated that minefield.

aug 19, 2025, 8:18 am • 5 0 • view
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Orman @orman.bsky.social

Yeah, IIRC Rickman only took the part after Rowling explained where the character was going

aug 19, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

It also crucially hit at a time when audiences were going mad for fantasy, you had Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean franchises being these mega franchises, it was the right time for it. Pure lightning in a bottle that they're not gonna recapture, just look at Fantastic Beasts.

aug 19, 2025, 5:40 am • 306 13 • view
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Techless🎩 VTuber Editor on VGen @sachicanttech.bsky.social

I'm one of those rare people who liked the first Fantastic Beasts movie before shit really hit the fan with her and then they decided to pivot and tie it into it being a big prequel riding off a fan theory and it drove off a cliff so fucking fast. Also the weird fascism apologia in the second movie?

aug 19, 2025, 9:55 am • 0 0 • view
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

You had a whole prequel franchise that just fizzled out because the audience wasn't there and couldn't sustain it. And the sad thing is, a new TV adaptation seems to only be a thing because spite. The stars of those movies don't share the author's personal bigotries, so new adaptation! New Stars!

aug 19, 2025, 5:45 am • 282 15 • view
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Darren Eshenour @desh182.bsky.social

Worst part is I can't see this working for a new generation. Even with the existing audience, there is not as much due to Rowling. I can see numbers, but not the numbers WB expects.

aug 19, 2025, 6:03 am • 8 0 • view
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Darren Eshenour @desh182.bsky.social

Also Not to point out the obvious, but what happens when the kids grow up and still don't share Rowling's transphobic beliefs? It feels like grasping at straws for not much benefit.

aug 19, 2025, 6:06 am • 8 0 • view
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Dave M. 🇨🇦⚜️ @davemaru.bsky.social

Also, today’s TV is produced at a glacial pace, those actors will be in their 20’s by the third season

aug 19, 2025, 6:57 am • 5 0 • view
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Jason Birzer @thelongshot2112.bsky.social

Fantastic Beasts was more interesting when it was just about Newt. Unfortunately, they had to bring in Dumbledore and all that other baggage we really didn't care that much about. Just make a story that broadens the world.

aug 19, 2025, 12:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core @deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social

My question is, how many young people actually like Harry Potter?

aug 19, 2025, 7:11 am • 2 0 • view
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Steve Mac Qwark @step-hen.bsky.social

I hope it's not a lot in spite of that Hogwarts game selling millions.

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Dragon Nexus @dragonnexus.bsky.social

I am forever disappointed that they chickened out right before forcing JKR to explain why stopping WW2 and the holocaust from happening was the *goid* option. It would have been horrendous, but I hoped it would help tank her career in the eyes of the general public.

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Bradley @gundambradley.bsky.social

I think it's also her having to tacitly admit that this is all she's got, that she does not have another hit in her, so to keep herself relevant, she basically has to do this.

aug 19, 2025, 5:52 am • 86 0 • view
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☢️THERIANIZING RADIATION HAZARD☢️ @sleepysmiles42.bsky.social

i mean going full terf was her next move after dropping such tantalizing lore details as "wizards used to shit in the corner"

aug 19, 2025, 5:57 am • 54 1 • view
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🏴Lieselotte Null Ⓐ ⇙⇙⇙ @liesefury.bsky.social

in their robes*

aug 19, 2025, 9:23 am • 7 0 • view
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JazzyTyfighter @jazzytyfighter.bsky.social

It makes me wonder why they haven’t tried making a movie adaptation of The Cursed Child since the Fantastic Beasts movies got progressively worse. I’m not saying they should, I’m just pretending to be a movie executive who wants the easiest possible moneymaker.

aug 19, 2025, 6:06 am • 1 0 • view
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Esthiru 🏳️‍⚧️ @esthiru.bsky.social

Whaaat? Nooo, she also has those alleged detective novels that she published under a pen name, which didn't sell shit until she revealed herself as the author. Also the pen name is the name of the inventor of conversion therapy. 100% coincidence, according to her. Which I believe because who ...

aug 19, 2025, 6:29 am • 8 0 • view
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Esthiru 🏳️‍⚧️ @esthiru.bsky.social

... doesn't have an uncle called Robert Galbraith. I once visited the subreddit for the novels and the hottest posts were lamenting that the novels didn't go in depth into the MC's deduction process and trying to fill in the logic holes he keeps jumping over. You know, the whole point of the genre.

aug 19, 2025, 6:30 am • 8 0 • view
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Dave M. 🇨🇦⚜️ @davemaru.bsky.social

Oof.

aug 19, 2025, 6:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Girard Spriggan @eijaksa.bsky.social

The Cormoran Strike novels have apparently sold some twenty million copies. Obviously not Harry Potter numbers, but still hits by publishing standards.

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Kururun! @kururun.bsky.social

I wonder what kind of clauses she's insisted on in the contracts because she must be absolutely paranoid that the kids in this will grow up and follow Radcliffe/Grint/Watson in being pro-trans.

aug 19, 2025, 6:06 am • 11 1 • view
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Woke White Shark, PhD (he/him) @unlabeledelder.bsky.social

May they all rot in hell, every one!

aug 19, 2025, 5:47 am • 2 0 • view
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Leina @bowsette.bsky.social

It's a franchise maintained by a combination of nostalgia and the pure spite of its shitheel creator at this point.

aug 19, 2025, 6:56 am • 6 0 • view
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Forrest Squirrel @squirreltech.bsky.social

"Franchise is the corpse of Art."

aug 19, 2025, 9:56 am • 1 0 • view
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That Squirrel @dasquirrel.bsky.social

This isn't the point of your post, but I'm still bewildered that the plot of the most recent fantastic beasts movie was "WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE WW2 HAPPENS, THE GUY TRYING TO STOP THE HOLOCAUST MUST BE STOPPED!!!"

aug 19, 2025, 11:16 am • 8 0 • view
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groove @wefeelgroove.bsky.social

can't possibly imagine why that series went over like a lead balloon!

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That Squirrel @dasquirrel.bsky.social

Right?? Lol

aug 20, 2025, 12:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Knightmare Castle @knightmarecastle.bsky.social

A pretty fun time in cinema, no lie

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

00s was a hell of a time for movies, some amazing stuff

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Daniel Kelly @saffroncomic.com

It's easy to forget this, but part of Rowling's TERF origin story is that Harry Potter started running out of gas; the last book is not beloved and the play isn't even a punchline any more because everyone forgot about it. And it's not like Rowling has put out anything that's sold since.

aug 19, 2025, 8:04 am • 5 0 • view
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Koro★Rider🏳️‍🌈 @kororider.bsky.social

Narnia single handedly ended my Potter fandom thanks to that phenomenal first film

aug 19, 2025, 11:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Sid Menon Xtreme Legends @beamsplashx.bsky.social

it's so wild to me that people got so precious about the series again when i don't know anyone who really liked the fantastic beasts movies, or cursed child, or pottermore,

aug 19, 2025, 5:51 am • 6 0 • view
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Xia @xiacobalt.bsky.social

I was at a primary/elementary school book parade recently and there was like 3 harry potter characters out of a 300-400. <1% The most popular thing was Minecraft and Bluey by huge margins. I remember a time when half the kids would have been Harry Potter. It's joever.

aug 19, 2025, 8:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Leigh Bridget Lunaris 🐺🏳️‍⚧️ Let Zooble #$&! @lavenderapplewolf.bsky.social

They're not surpassing Rickman as Snape

aug 19, 2025, 11:30 am • 1 0 • view
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nadiawithaboringj.bsky.social @nadiawithaboringj.bsky.social

You mean the fella thats been carried by his mates talent since 1998 isnt a big draw on his own?

aug 19, 2025, 7:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Shoalfield @shoalfield.bsky.social

Say what you like about the Harry Potter movies but they did do a good job adapting the books, as in they knew there was a lot of things that had to be cut or rewritten in order for it to work as a film. Is that the stuff that will make it in to the series? The slavery sub-plot and like?

aug 19, 2025, 5:35 am • 6 0 • view
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Persenon @persenon.bsky.social

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Tristan Call (Big Boy Synthetique) @tristancall.bsky.social

...And John FLIPPIN' Williams did the soundtracks. It's not even POSSIBLE to replicate that.

aug 19, 2025, 11:40 am • 2 0 • view
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Dragon Nexus @dragonnexus.bsky.social

In todays culture war climate as well, people on her side are so brain poisoned to look for "woke" stuff too. I wonder if this will be another Stellar Blade. Championed as a success before release and then "OH NO there's a black person! Harry Potter is woke!!"

aug 19, 2025, 11:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Kimiki @kimifw.bsky.social

Remember the Satanic panic about Harry Potter twenty years ago? Of course not.

aug 19, 2025, 3:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tamadventures @tamathatsme.bsky.social

If nothing else it's going to be hilarious watching wb internally battle to stop Zaslav tax reasons shadow realming it the moment its viewing figures drop.

aug 19, 2025, 6:40 am • 4 0 • view
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ceremus.bsky.social @ceremus.bsky.social

The film adaptations also feel like they were the few times the material went through a proper editor. Most of the overt fatphobia, misogyny, and general meanness from books was cut from the movies. If the series leaves in scenes like Hermione's friends chastising her protests against slavery, OOF

aug 20, 2025, 1:15 am • 1 0 • view
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💗 §cribblers 🧡 @scribblersys.bsky.social

a big change the movies carried was letting the students wear actual clothes and not just wizard robes All Of The Time

aug 19, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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viewer beware, you're quinn for a scare @bug-in-a-cage.bsky.social

I have to begrudgingly admit that PofA is one of the better-made films in the franchise. It uses all the techniques Cuaron uses in Children of Men, such as pulling the camera away from the action to show some interesting little tableau on the side. It almost convinces you Harry Potter isn't shit.

aug 19, 2025, 9:24 am • 2 0 • view
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J. Jacob Marion, Writer of LGBT Urban Fantasy @jjacobmarion.bsky.social

I've maintained that the show is both going to look terrible and going to make all the mistakes Fantastic Beasts did with trying to be serious and dark while showcasing all of the worst parts of the books that got cut out of the movies. If this flops, it's the end of Rowling's power.

aug 19, 2025, 1:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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J. Jacob Marion, Writer of LGBT Urban Fantasy @jjacobmarion.bsky.social

Hell, if they try to go ALL in and change over all the merch to the new actors, there goes the ENTIRE Wizarding World franchise AND probably even the theme park too!

aug 19, 2025, 1:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Trans Revolutionary Anarchist @traexecutive.bsky.social

Let's not forget John Williams doing the first three scores too!

aug 19, 2025, 5:58 am • 12 0 • view
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unspun @unspun.arkhive.earth

a friend who works with kids pointed out to me that the people who grew up with hp now have their own kids and are sharing the franchise with them, so maybe it's being rehashed for a new round of kids?

aug 19, 2025, 10:05 am • 1 0 • view
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your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨 @davidgerard.co.uk

my kid (born 2007) fucking loved HP *until* JK came out full transphobe. the kids are all right.

aug 19, 2025, 10:52 am • 4 0 • view
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Golden "Capy" Wolfram @goldencapy.bsky.social

The franchise is just JK comming up with a series of hit-or-miss setpieces that WAY more talented people actually managed to bring to life. It resembles more of a themepark ride than an actual story because it's just about conceptionally cool things that fall apart when you think about them too long

aug 19, 2025, 4:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Raptor @raptornx01.bsky.social

and everything i've read suggests that the movies came out good because they broke away from the books, at least in key places.

aug 19, 2025, 6:18 am • 6 0 • view
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💚 Rye 🏳️‍🌈 @ryedog.bsky.social

It gives me such mixed feelings. Cause the source material is shit, the author of that material is shit, but the movies are really something special with the talent they rounded up, the set design, and the very necessary rewrites. It's still a bad story, but a bad story well told.

aug 19, 2025, 5:35 am • 14 0 • view
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Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social

honestly if the movies didnt exist or were as fun as they were, this franchise would have died in the 2000s...alas here we are :|

aug 19, 2025, 5:38 am • 15 0 • view
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💚 Rye 🏳️‍🌈 @ryedog.bsky.social

Def agree Verilybitchie did a great vid essay on this exact concept i saw the other day youtu.be/UBftW7FzOVI?...

aug 19, 2025, 5:40 am • 15 0 • view
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Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social

yeah jesus this franchise really did turn into some consumerist hellscape really quickly didnt it, jesus. Its even ruined some public places because the god damn fans are obnoxious about filming locations.

aug 19, 2025, 5:45 am • 13 0 • view
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💚 Rye 🏳️‍🌈 @ryedog.bsky.social

Very easily merchified, which to her credit JK did push against early on. It would seem she had a change of heart now that the money is drying up

aug 19, 2025, 5:47 am • 6 0 • view
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Lexa Black @thelexablack.bsky.social

Those movies are going to be the best version of the story and world, period. Why would a fan of [Franchise] wait however many years waiting on a new season, for a story already told in numerous already released movies? Movies (and books) that are probably dirt cheap second hand, and streaming.

aug 19, 2025, 8:50 am • 3 0 • view
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Lexa Black @thelexablack.bsky.social

Say, hypothetically, I'm a parent. Let's pretend I don't know the author's present obsession. So, my imaginary kiddos go, "Mom, please can we watch that series?" I'd say, "Ok, kids, you wanna wait years to see that story finish? Or read the books? Or, you know, all the movies are already out."

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Lexa Black @thelexablack.bsky.social

I can almost guarantee, most kids, with short attention spans, and very little patience, are going be squealing for the movies. Next thing ya know, the whole family is dragged into a nearly 20 hour movie binge, probably over the end of a week. Food, drinks, comfy blankets, the works, as a family.

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Lexa Black @thelexablack.bsky.social

But since I do know, it's just not something, if I were a parent, I'd do. There are other, better stories, with richer worlds, to enjoy, without the awful baggage of that particular author. So, basically, going to wait, and not pay much attention as the series probably falls flat on its face.

aug 19, 2025, 9:58 am • 2 0 • view
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social

They had some of the best actors in the UK. This series is gonna take off hard then pancake.

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TheDevTeam @thedevteam.itch.io

It’s not necessarily a problem that John Lithgow isn’t British, but it’s definitely a sign that they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel when they had to go to America for one of their biggest characters.

aug 19, 2025, 8:28 am • 3 0 • view
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LMN is OP @lmnisop.bsky.social

Is Harry wearing bell bottom jeans?

aug 19, 2025, 5:06 am • 1 0 • view
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krory.bsky.social @krory.bsky.social

I think they're supposed to be Dudley's hand-me-downs, thus too large, but they're also clearly brand new pants, because apparently hand aging the clothes of two characters who are supposed to be rumpled was too hard.

aug 19, 2025, 5:15 am • 20 0 • view
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Quiznos Inspector Official℠ @barkertheskrunkly.bsky.social

Made me think of JNCOs since it's the 90s

aug 19, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social

At the same time the remaining fanbase is one of the most uncritical fanbases I've ever seen. They'll clap like seals for a Buzzfeed quiz that tells you what wizard school you belong to.

aug 19, 2025, 5:37 am • 38 1 • view
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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social

I think it's largely a fantasy-retreat thing solely propped up by the will of wealth and power. We'll be expected to pretend everyone is excited for this. They will fudge the data

aug 19, 2025, 6:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social

I don't need conspiracies to explain why Harry Potter remains popular with people -- they were introduced to it at THE most influential moment of their lives and have absorbed it into their identity.

aug 19, 2025, 6:16 pm • 6 1 • view
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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social

I didn't say conspiracy. But I think they will decide this is the vindication of Rowling no matter what. And I think if there is dampened enthusiasm, the entertainment media will just manufacture consensus. You're right about why they like it. It's not for the great writing. I mean...Cuaron!

aug 19, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social

There's no motivation other than money. The second it stops making money no one will give a fuck about Rowling anymore. The reason Harvey Weinstein went down wasn't because people suddenly realized he was a monster, it's because he stopped making people money.

aug 19, 2025, 6:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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Scott Harrison 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜🤍🩶🖤 @8bitliv.es

The only good thing which came out of the creation of the original Harry Potter movies is Potter puppet pals.

aug 19, 2025, 5:15 am • 14 0 • view
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Elena xiomara @scottishelena.bsky.social

100% true, the costumes and makeup just arent good enough, it feels like a cosplay, not a genuine profesional production, it makes it feel like fans trying to recreate harry potter but with layers of desperate "this isnt going to be a racist shitshow we swear".

aug 19, 2025, 5:07 am • 8 0 • view
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capnshores.bsky.social @capnshores.bsky.social

I think it's more like "This is a copy of a copy". It could have BILLIONS of dollars behind it, but the truth is that not only have we read the books, but we have seen the movies and thus have at least TWO different iterations of the same characters in our heads.

aug 19, 2025, 5:43 am • 5 0 • view
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capnshores.bsky.social @capnshores.bsky.social

Let's put aside any legit issues with the Franchise and creator and look at this from a commercial perspective. It makes SENSE from the coldest hardest, uncreative way possible to be like 'let's just do that...again' and expect the same if not BETTER results.

aug 19, 2025, 5:52 am • 3 0 • view
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capnshores.bsky.social @capnshores.bsky.social

They want to tap the foreign market more than anything else. They want that sweet, SWEET money from all of these schools' locations by just making a 'new' thing with an assured 'quality' to it.

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barefootwriter @bfwriter.bsky.social

no one else could ever do Snape like Alan Rickman.

aug 19, 2025, 7:25 am • 4 0 • view
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Adamalons @adamalons.bsky.social

Oh. That explains why I liked the third movie as a kid. Didn't pay too much attention to directors back then but Children of Men has been an absolute favorite since release. Damn shame he lent his talents to the IP.

aug 19, 2025, 5:11 am • 11 0 • view
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The Bookwench 🇨🇦🐱🏳️‍🌈 @shiftercat.bsky.social

He worked on it well before JKR began her downhill slide.

aug 19, 2025, 7:39 am • 2 0 • view
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Adamalons @adamalons.bsky.social

1. I've thought HP was shit since book 4 on release as an elementary school student. 2. Her ideology was already established, if not anywhere nearly as entrenched, and literally bled into her work back then. Edited because my first draft read ruder than I meant :(

aug 19, 2025, 7:54 am • 2 0 • view
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Emaam🏳️‍⚧️✡️🐇Θ∆🇯🇵 @emaam64.bsky.social

Honestly, that kind of sums up why pop culture is refusing to let Harry Potter die despite other franchises completely fizzling out for less. Because it got so lucky by having some of the most talented people ever work on the film adaptations that that coagulation of talent is almost like super glue

aug 19, 2025, 5:23 am • 47 4 • view
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HazardRider @hazardrider.bsky.social

I wish Alfonso wasn’t a crazy Autism hater

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Matthew Beswick @mbeswick.bsky.social

It's also very hard retreading the same visual look but just slightly changed because of how good cosplay is nowadays. Like you can probably find twenty Hagrid cosplayers that looks way better than this on Instagram without looking very hard

aug 19, 2025, 10:59 am • 1 0 • view
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JDKessey @jdkessey.bsky.social

The biggest mistake the show is making is that HP will inevitably make its money back. Rowlings laundry list of stupidity aside, it's pure luck if the show becomes successful.

aug 19, 2025, 5:47 am • 3 0 • view
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Stardust Neon 🏳️‍🌈 @stardustneon.bsky.social

The manga panel from Hoshi no Ko of a girl thinking “This shit… …is so ass.”
aug 19, 2025, 5:52 am • 9 1 • view
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typist in neon @typistinneon.bsky.social

Whaaat? Nooo, I bet you could recreate that quality, by doing a film series set in the 1920s starring Eddie Redmay- oh

aug 19, 2025, 5:17 am • 11 0 • view
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The Bookwench 🇨🇦🐱🏳️‍🌈 @shiftercat.bsky.social

I felt like the first Fantastic Beasts film actually had potential. Most of the cast, especially Redmayne, had incredible charm, and it was outside of school and into some weirder magic universe material. I heard nothing good about the sequel. Didn't bother watching it.

aug 19, 2025, 8:36 am • 4 0 • view
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Karie Kolibri @kariekolibri.com

Also it’s a, what, twenty year old IP that they’re rehashing the story of into a full television series, which just… even outside of Rowlings and her bigotry and hate, how DO you get a full prestige TV series out of the same material as 8 feature films? How much more is worth elaborating on?

aug 19, 2025, 5:10 am • 91 1 • view
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social

I heard that there was quite a bit cut out of the books for the movies. I also heard that it was mostly crap! (I fully admit that I did not read all of the books, so I could be wrong.)

aug 19, 2025, 5:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Nicole Genesis Evangelion 🏳️‍⚧️ @nicolemay.bsky.social

the movies left out tonnes of filler from the books 😅

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🏴Lieselotte Null Ⓐ ⇙⇙⇙ @liesefury.bsky.social

judging by how she resolved annoying fans pointing out plotholes by writing stupid shit into the next book to get rid of the plot holes, i wouldn't be surprised if this is partially intended to kill the "dumbledore asked calmly" meme

aug 19, 2025, 9:26 am • 1 0 • view
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spherewolf the dishonorable @spherewolf.bsky.social

i thought about how old I was when the books were coming out, and it's more like 30 years old

aug 19, 2025, 5:24 am • 3 0 • view
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Karie Kolibri @kariekolibri.com

Like. Lucas dusted off his 20 year old franchise and decided “what if I told Vaders origin story?”. The Next Generation was set 100 years after the original and had entirely new characters. Comics reboot and retell and remix character stories at whim and have for decades.

aug 19, 2025, 5:29 am • 8 0 • view
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Karie Kolibri @kariekolibri.com

Stuff changes! Artists change! Stories get told in new ways! But fucking Harry Potter will still be the same fucking because the only thing it can do it point out how more and more nakedly awful Rowling has become.

aug 19, 2025, 5:29 am • 13 0 • view
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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social

On the one hand, a LOT was cut out of the later books to make the films, particularly the fifth one. On the other... that happened because editors stopped being as heavy handed with Rowling because she was making millions. So they're pretty bloated lol

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Laz @laz1985.bsky.social

Yeah, but considering a lot that was cut from book 5 was the house-elf slavery subplot…

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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social

And that was added by her as an attempt to explain to readers why the world she created is fine or justifiable. I feel like a producer trying to steer the story away from it this time around, without the excuse of being limited by a two hour format, might not be able to sway her from keeping it in

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M Sipher @msipher.bsky.social

Don't forget the whole "stick it to the snotty activists who want to change systems, aren't they annoying and stupid?" angle she took in portryaing Hermione standing up for the elves. How even her best friends thoght it was laughable and our "hero" Harry thought it was annoying. Horrible woman.

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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social

All because she was annoyed that many readers rightfully pointed out "Hang on, this is a society that keeps sapient humanoid creatures as slaves? So like, our hero Harry's gonna fight against that, right? That's gotta change" and that wasn't even remotely the story she wanted to tell

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An Anonymous User @anocelittle.bsky.social

I always thought that was weird considering how much freeing Dobby was treated like a good thing in the second book. Younger me also had no idea that Rowling didn’t want people to side with Hermione. I ended up thinking, “These teachers and students sure are jerks.”

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Chris A Field, Otherverse Games @otherverseg.bsky.social

I watched the first film years and years ago. And it seemed like most of the movie was low stakes world building. Wand shopping, magic soccer, ect. Than the actual plot with the addictive magic mirror kicked on during the last 10 minutes. Pacing was never that bigoted asshole's strong suit.

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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social

Boy oh boy I can't wait for us to meet back up with Lockheart at the wizard mental institution in book 5 while we also meet Nevile's parents who were driven crazy by Voldemort using an unforgivable curse on them because prophecy or whatever! I'm sure that will be handled with the utmost care!

aug 19, 2025, 5:41 am • 45 0 • view
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Karie Kolibri @kariekolibri.com

Or how lycanthropy is handled! That certainly won’t be drawn out in a way that feels even more fucked up!

aug 19, 2025, 5:42 am • 37 0 • view
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JazzyTyfighter @jazzytyfighter.bsky.social

Or that elves cook the food for the Great Hall. I’m sure that’s not going to be uncomfortable at all.

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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social

Oh yeah, she's gonna wanna lean even harder on the AIDS metaphor because her politics are trapped 30 years in the past, which is gonna go great with the evil werewolf who infects kids with lyconthropy on purpose who was mostly cut from the films!

aug 19, 2025, 5:44 am • 40 0 • view
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QT 🔞 @forbiddenqt.bsky.social

Kathryn I am 8000% sure she's going to make changes to it to make it a trans metaphor

aug 19, 2025, 6:35 am • 22 0 • view
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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social

Oh god you might be right

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QT 🔞 @forbiddenqt.bsky.social

It's going to be devastating for us as a community because when faced with the transphobia of "A trans werewolf that transes your gender and species by biting you" we're gonna be too horny to rally against it

aug 19, 2025, 6:55 am • 26 0 • view
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Harper, Clockwork Anima 🏳️‍⚧️ @thatharper.bsky.social

I was gonna say, if you showed me a werewolf whose curse included HRT, they wouldn't be able to bite me because I would be shoving my arm against their teeth myself

aug 19, 2025, 12:26 pm • 7 0 • view
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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social

FUCKIN WINKEY THE HOUSE ELF THAT GETS TRAUMATIZED BY BEING FREED AND S.P.E.W.!!! This is gonna be a beautiful schadenfreude train wreck if nothing else, goddamn

aug 19, 2025, 5:47 am • 22 0 • view
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Forza @forzaroo.bsky.social

It's gonna be really funny if this series just lays bare how bad so much of the plot really is. XD

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Karie Kolibri @kariekolibri.com

The franchise keeps lumbering around like a fucking vampire because of a fucking fanbase that cannot simply just let her go, a security blanket that middle aged adults carry around that keeps them anchored in a past with a predetermined ending, and she bankrolls her hate on it.

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UnicornsRockUK @unicornsrockuk.bsky.social

It's very noticeable when the editors appeared to give up and just let her write what she wanted. (notice the bloat?)

All 7 harry potter books - the first 3 being normal sized for kids, but the later 4 being bloated
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Kay F. Atkinson - Unlimited Combat Dolls out Feb. 10 @tinylesbianrobot.itch.io

when I was reading them as a child I gave up on the fifth one, it's where I stopped, even as a kid I could tell it was bloated garbage, all the bigoted shit that I was too young to understand aside, it's just so SO long, and nothing happens in it! she really is not a good writer at all lmao

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FUPA Troopa @gammera2k.bsky.social

Now they don't cut SPEW or that annoying poltergeist.

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Eden Parker @eden-parker.bsky.social

Now you've said this, I've realized the only stuff left out are the B plots. Remember the multiple chapters in OOTP where they're just ... cleaning the mansion? Or Hagrids crossbred skrewts? Or ... more insensitive slavery metaphors in the house elf subplots?

aug 19, 2025, 7:37 am • 2 0 • view
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💗 §cribblers 🧡 @scribblersys.bsky.social

ghost borthdays

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Karie Kolibri @kariekolibri.com

It’s not like other big media IPs. There’s a lot of other stories you can tell with things like Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel and other comics franchises, lots of new characters and adventures to play with. What is the POINT of this series being a naked attempt to keep the Wizarding World relevant?

aug 19, 2025, 5:10 am • 35 1 • view
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Miranda Miller @randymiller.bsky.social

She tried telling new stories with Fantastic Beasts and that fizzled out and died. It isn’t actually a very interesting universe, especially because Rowling seems so uninterested in following the implications of any of its lore to interesting places. It’s all throwaway bullshit.

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Miranda Miller @randymiller.bsky.social

No cosmology, no consistency, nobody showing any curiosity at what magic is or how it works. It can do anything the story needs it to. If you told a Wizarding World story set in 15th century China there would be no way to even show it’s a shared universe unless you shoehorn in a Hogwarts reference.

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𝕜𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕚𝕞 𓃠 @kuriva.im

you'd know it was in the Rowlingverse because every character would have a lazily racist name

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Karie Kolibri @kariekolibri.com

Because outside of the plot of the books, none of the other material has had much of any appeal. She cashed out with the series years ago and she keeps trying to milk it, and like, where’s the bottom? How pathetic is this going to get? How sorry an effort is the studio prepared to slog through?

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DollaryyDoos @dollaryydoos.bsky.social

I made a thread about this a bit ago, how even with comic book adaptations redoing the origin over and over, at least it's not a word-for-word of the original comic, there's always things they can change. But what can you do different with HP? Slightly differently coloured robes and scarves?

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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social

also sometimes comics do wild things like when Doc Ock stole Peter's body for like A WHILE

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Kandi Pup Sy @unholylykoi.bsky.social

The amount of merch they made already I don’t think they can change the colors much lol

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Karie Kolibri @kariekolibri.com

Part of it is her own stranglehold on the story and characters and world. The key to worlds that live beyond the boundaries is a specific story is lore, the hint of other stories that could be told, the idea that any given tale takes place in a space bigger than itself.

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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social

Look at what they've done with Warhammer 40k, the lore has created demand for entire genres of products for that IP beyond it's incredibly niche *actual game* like the 40k games have made so much more money than the tabletop makes

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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social

There's always some unknown corner of the galaxy where something weird can happen

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The Bookwench 🇨🇦🐱🏳️‍🌈 @shiftercat.bsky.social

It helps a lot if you're willing to let others play in your sandbox. She could have taken a cue from Rick Riordan: "How would the Hindu gods work in the Percy Jackson universe? I'm not sure, but this author has a pretty good idea!"

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The Bookwench 🇨🇦🐱🏳️‍🌈 @shiftercat.bsky.social

Instead, we got shit that was both lazy and offensive, like, "Sure, there are non-white cultures with magic, but the real ones use wands and stuff. The ones who use actual indigenous traditions are charlatans."

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Karie Kolibri @kariekolibri.com

In the hands of engaging writers and editors and directors you can even take the original story and play with it, examine itself with it, examine What It Is by changing it. Anno does this effectively with the Rebuild of Evangelion because he changed and grew as a person between the series and films.

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Karie Kolibri @kariekolibri.com

How has Rowling changed as a person except to become crueler, more hateful, more like her own villains than her heroes, because the villains are just British society, the same that she worked her way into by virtue of good fortune and a publisher with money.

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Karie Kolibri @kariekolibri.com

While he heroes are just a facade about Goodness and Rightness without really thinking what’s Good and what’s Right. So many others have said the same damn thing better than I have, but that’s all she has. The lie that she’s a good person that inspires good.

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Karie Kolibri @kariekolibri.com

Anyway I make fetish porn and you know that’s right and good? Making art that makes you feel ecstatic. I get followed and liked for threads like this and it pisses me off because I don’t want to talk about this fucking parasite of a modern aristocrat, I want to talk about cool smut I make.

aug 19, 2025, 5:34 am • 24 1 • view
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DollaryyDoos @dollaryydoos.bsky.social

Same! That's why I brought my alt back!

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Aubrey Wood - BANG BANG BODHISATTVA paperback and audio out now! @briewoodfiction.bsky.social

I remember returning to Universal Studios Hollywood the year they tore out the Terminator 2 show and replaced it with Transformers (BTTF had also become The Simpsons atp) and the prospect of the wizard shit enduring for another decade or more enrages me

aug 19, 2025, 7:35 am • 3 0 • view
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Franklyn S. Newton 🌌 Synthetic Sea out now ✨ @franklynnewt.bsky.social

I'm convinced the films people are actually attached to rather than the books since they do so much heavy lifting to sidestep the crueler aspects of her writing voice and the whole house elf industrial complex under the floorboards. Plus ALL the merch is based on the movie designs these days

aug 19, 2025, 7:12 am • 11 1 • view
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Aubrey Wood - BANG BANG BODHISATTVA paperback and audio out now! @briewoodfiction.bsky.social

considering people are pretty much always talking about the TV show when they bring up Game of Thrones I'd put money on this

aug 19, 2025, 7:20 am • 5 1 • view
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carpe testiculum @lepidelectric.bsky.social

as someone who religiously read the books at 10 years old, its just like. Whatever. its alright fantasy but as soon as you dig a little its just full of weird idiosyncrasies and stereotypes and generally isn't very put together enough i tell the youth to read discworld instead

aug 19, 2025, 9:08 am • 5 0 • view
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SqueakEvesie @coobk.bsky.social

GNU STP

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Zer0 🏳️‍⚧️ @ironwolfzer0.bsky.social

I think a great visual point to how much the movies carreid the francise is to look at the video games. The first two used the style of the books, but from the Prisoner of Azkaban on they shifted to the movies visual style.

box art of the 8 harry potter games based on the main novels
aug 19, 2025, 6:10 am • 22 0 • view
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Learning Laser @learninglaser.bsky.social

Not worth it, but it is going to be *hilarious* when the next round of child stars also realise she's full of shit

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Fle’chrr @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social

Absolutely, TBH. The first two films, in my opinion, were kind of cinematic masterpieces. The score, the way shots were framed, sets were lit, and scenes were blocked, and the amount of talent on hand, including a lot of established actors.

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Fle’chrr @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social

The overlap in cast between the first few HP films and Black Adder is surprisingly large, for example. There's just so much that went into making it work, and trying to make it again without any of the talent purely out of spite is going to go exactly as well as expected TBCH.

aug 19, 2025, 5:08 am • 15 0 • view
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Kezz @kezzcat.bsky.social

Well, shit, now I just want to see Blackadder at a magical academy.

aug 19, 2025, 5:11 am • 12 0 • view
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Fle’chrr @fletcherveyluu.bsky.social

That would be INCREDIBLE!

aug 19, 2025, 5:12 am • 6 0 • view