Brb, eating radioactive shrimp by the fistfull so I can gain shrimp powers (will shrimp in my chair even harder)
Brb, eating radioactive shrimp by the fistfull so I can gain shrimp powers (will shrimp in my chair even harder)
new fursona bout to drop
Don't let @commandersterling.bsky.social know, they are too powerful already.
Is this shrimp fresh? Aqua farm? LOL
The Sloth-Cow-Shrimp pipeline
this is the "trash from the sea" cyberpunk2077 warned us of
"Back in MY day, we had Fantasitical Feasts when I lived in the Radioactive Palace!" 🦐☢️🦐☢️🦐☢️🦐
Don't let Stephanie Sterling find out!!!
You might have to fight RFK Jr. for them, if he gets a sudden desire to taste test the atomically spicy shrimp. ⚛️🍤⚛️
The radioactive shrimp:
You'll be able to fry rice at superhuman speeds!
While you merely shrimp in your chair I'll be taking wok in hand and Frying That RICE
Your posture will be legendary among the desktrodden
Look out, crime! Here comes Shrimp Woman!
Isn't this basically the plot of Terraformars?
Accidentally gets pistol shrimp powers and blows a hole in the wall
No that’s not how it works, the radioactive shrimp has to bite you, based on spiderman rules
Presumably the shrimp would get Casey powers.
Casey Ariral
Welp I'm dead...
Actual footage of Casey waiting to get shrimp powers.
Don’t it not worth it trust me 🥹🦐🍤
Aren't they prawns?
You could change your name to Shrimpina in that case, that would be cool
'Crustaecasy'
Spider-shrimp, Spider-shrimp, does whatever a Spider-shrimp does!
Why you babysittin only two or three shrimp, lemme show you how to turn it up an inch youtu.be/svPGshINQpw?...
So you'd be a shrimp Who is a sloth Who is also a cow 🙂👍
The power to fry rice!