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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

James Dobson won't hear how you hope his spirit is tormented by demons for all eternity, but other evil people who've contributed nothing but misery to this world might and hopefully they'll know people will celebrate when they pass away too. Ask not for whom the crab raves, they rave for thee.

aug 21, 2025, 6:12 pm • 1,644 521

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Head of the department of memes @braindamaged.bsky.social

I haven't watched that music video in so long.

aug 21, 2025, 6:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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caodragao.bsky.social @caodragao.bsky.social

one of the four good celebrety deaths in the year so far and i am streetching the term celebrety to get half to three fourths of them

aug 21, 2025, 7:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social

AMEN JARMS DERBSON IS PAST AWAY

aug 21, 2025, 6:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Neville Rebel @nevillerebel.bsky.social

Dead Old Bigot Satan Owns Now

aug 21, 2025, 7:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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That's So Raven Guard! 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ @stygiansk0nk.bsky.social

Hey, I can strive for the former still!

aug 21, 2025, 7:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jasmine Vidalia @lunarpunk.town

If Hell did not exist God would have to make it exclusively for him.

aug 21, 2025, 9:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Take out all g.o.p. trash in 2026 @spike02134.bsky.social

Best thing to do in this moment is just ignore his passing, his life, everything about him. He probably thought he was an all-important figure in the world so putting him in his proper place, forgotten forevermore, is the best and most appropriate thing to do.

aug 21, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Fuzza Majumula @fuzzamajumula.bsky.social

Supply your own sound. 🤣

aug 21, 2025, 10:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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lucid108.bsky.social @lucid108.bsky.social

There ain't no party like a beach crab party

aug 21, 2025, 6:17 pm • 7 0 • view
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Literally Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat @3k0bolds.bsky.social

🤌🏻

aug 21, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kit Connolly @kitforkat.com

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aug 21, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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xannon.bsky.social @xannon.bsky.social

Best take ever.

aug 21, 2025, 7:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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xannon.bsky.social @xannon.bsky.social

I hope he died shamed and empty. Rest in piss.

aug 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 7 0 • view
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Rivers @rosaenthorn.bsky.social

😆 I get this cuz when you die you lose control of your bowels.

aug 21, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nikki Lunar (She/They) @nikkilunartv.bsky.social

me running to the beach to rave with the crabs

aug 21, 2025, 6:19 pm • 9 0 • view
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social

And I hope, if some evil assholes see enough cheer and celebration when one of their ilk dies, that it shocks them to their very core and they fear the reception they'll receive when they finally croak and they decide to change their ways as it visited by crabs of Christmases past, present, future

aug 21, 2025, 6:28 pm • 202 17 • view
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Martha 🐓 @healymartha.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkq7...

aug 21, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sleepysigil @sleepysigil.bsky.social

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aug 21, 2025, 6:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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labsunlimited.bsky.social @labsunlimited.bsky.social

from what I've listened to of FRC funded radio nonsense, they love to blubber and cry about the mean old liberal unbelievers in an actual creaky, whiny tone that's meant to be a tearjerker. they're doubtless shedding crocodile tears across AM radio today

aug 21, 2025, 6:32 pm • 6 0 • view
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Redshift @redshiftsinger.bsky.social

I have a little ditty I’m singing in my head that goes, 🎶the dinosaurs die one by one, hurrah, hurrah🎶

aug 22, 2025, 4:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Judd @judda.bsky.social

Great, now I need a cover of "for whom the bell tolls" but with "for whom the crab raves".

aug 21, 2025, 9:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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lordofthe7s.bsky.social @lordofthe7s.bsky.social

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aug 22, 2025, 12:29 am • 2 0 • view
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2 Minutes to Baja Midnight @thygod.bsky.social

Indubitably, old chum!

aug 22, 2025, 10:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Ed @edhorrible.bsky.social

We shouldn't speak ill of the dead; they're already getting roasted in Hell.

aug 21, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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HazardRider @hazardrider.bsky.social

When I see RFK has kicked the bucket:

aug 21, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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eternalnorth.bsky.social @eternalnorth.bsky.social

God I love quotes from the great Enshrimp crabinway rip in piss James Dobson as a fellow person name James you give us a bad name !

aug 21, 2025, 6:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Hayley @haymaker.bsky.social

I was so ready when the news broke this morning. lol

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aug 21, 2025, 6:29 pm • 15 1 • view
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Rivers @rosaenthorn.bsky.social

What did I miss..

aug 21, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rivers @rosaenthorn.bsky.social

Is is that a beach in Australia where all the wildlife wants to just 💀😱

aug 21, 2025, 10:49 pm • 0 0 • view