People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
Yeah, I love Sekiro. Incidentally, play Nine Sols and thank me later. Trust me on this, it is to Sekiro what Hollow Knight is to Dark Souls.
YES yesyesyesyes please play Nine Sols it's so good
what if I simply want to date Nine Sols or Hollow Night or Sekiro or a Dark Soul
I heard this game was really good. Might look into it.
I absolutely LOVED Nine Sols. To such a point that I was practicing how to take down the last boss without attacking once. I managed to master it and ohhhhh it felt so good.
I've been playing the Promised [boss name] mod lately. Highly recommend it.
What if I don't like Hollow Knight?
Depends, what didn't you like about Hollow Knight?
the save system the map system combat was a bit bland that more movement options came way to late in the game artistic energy, world and music were top notch.
Well, the combat is better in Nine Sols, but the save system is very similar, it's a Metroidvania so map and exploration and unlocking of skills will be a similar experience.
I apologize for the inconvenience. My daughter needs food and medicine, and I cannot provide them. Can you share this post? Perhaps it will reach someone who can help. May Allah reward you and ease your worries as you eased mine.🥺💔
It's always nearly impossible to decide if these are legit or not. Well, leap of faith, here we go.
Poverty, hunger and homelessness forced us to do this. 💔
Just my luck to notice the spelling mistake after 15K likes 😬
This is ALWAYS the way you find out.
Yeag
It took me three read-through to see it lmao
This has got to be awful for your mental healt.
I...I didn't even notice 😆
I still can't find it lol
Healtbar
Ah, wrong post. Ty
You got my attention.
Did you dig Lies Of P, aka SekiroBorne? I adored it (first time 100%ed a soulslike) but I get others not clicking as much
Oh yeah, absolutely adored it! Possibly my favourite non-FromSoft souls game.
I started playing it after it came to PS+ Man. I am going to probably re-buy it on PC with the DLC.
Also 40% off in the eshop right now, hot damn. Been waiting for a sale with this puppy
I just started Hollow Knight (on sale on Steam since the sequel will be released on September 1st). It's soooo good. I'll add Nine Sols to my wishlist right away!
Nine Sols looks incredible. I also see a little of Sundered in it, if you ever played that one
Just beat Sekiro for the fourth time to get the last ending. Incredible game, wish the "true ending" wasn't a damp squib of a sequel hook that I don't see happening
Nine Sols roughed me up something fierce, even more so than Hollow Knight. But it was all worth it. Several of the most satisfying boss fights to learn and execute
I hadn't really thought about it, but this right here is probably the most concise distillation of why I like Nine Sols more than Hollow Knight, lol.
Ah beans I'm gonna have to
So, so much love for Sekiro. But I can't help feel like I played it wrong by finessing Ichimonji/Double Ichimonji as soon as I got them and just posture-tanking my way to victory against everything
i was just gonna reply about how it would be like seeing eigong's third phase completely blind, god damn
... or JD Vance, as the name the centipede also goes by.
NO PLEASE I DONT WANNA DO A PHASE TWO FOR TRUMP HIS COMBOS ARE BULLSHIT!!
As long as he doesn't get wings. Or adds.
A Big Beautiful Boss Battle
He's been undead for a long time now. Use one Phoenix Down on his ass, it's an easy victory.
damn you Sasori Vader
That’s not correct. Five medium sized trumps jump out of him. They’re easier to dispatch but there’s more of them and they’re quicker. And once they’re dispatched five small Trumps jump out of them. It’s tough!
"Wait fuck why is Maniac Agenda playing?"
Why are the second and third forms more powerful? Didn't we weaken the boss? Why does it get stronger?
maybe a mix of the boss having tested how strong your party is, adrenaline, rage, and the support of a desperate evil deity
That’s how the devs design boss fights. I don’t make the rules.
Well, when an animal is about to die, desperation and adrenaline kicks in, so its not that unrealistic that bosses become stronger after being weakened.
Ominous Latin chanting will be your tipoff.
its gonna be like the mcdonalds jingle in latin
Oh hey so that's why I can hear the violins and brass section... Ahhh crap
Isn't there already toxic build up from being near him long enough?
Oh hell yea
As someone boss locked in both Black Myth and Fallen Feathers currently, this strikes up a deeper apathy in me than ever before.
I mean he's gotten the calling card...Just needs to reveal his treasure and take his vacation taker with him-I mean what?
it's possible he's been missing because they need time to install his giant cyborg tank base
Wait wait wait i found a cheat code ahem "up down up down left right left A B start" Did....did that work?
The way I went from "Not another person who's no fun at parties!" to "Tell me more right now." 😂
toxic buildup sounds like more of an RFK thing to me
It'll probably just glitch out and delete itself.
Every Dark Souls player right now.
*injects the new T-Virus* I have become more than human. I got the best genes. No one has virus genes like I do
Man... I don't want to have to do the whole fight with a gimmick weapon!
Yeah we already know about JD Vancd
Hmm, Trump seems more the kind of boss fight whose second phase is “damaged but frenetic”. Now, RFK, you know that worm’s bursting out of there in phase two.
Gargantuan centipede might actually be a better president.
Been saving all these elixirs for a reason (he still refused to use his elixirs)
Gotta save the for the New Game + (he never wants to play this game again)
The tiny penis detatches, hovering in the air and protruding its cyborg body like some sort of Dr Wily vehicle. It lets out a cackle as a purple life bar fills up.
I mean i personally think the black spot is necrosis
Honestly, giant centipede president would still be a step up.
And the worst part is we STILL won't be allowed to just shoot the centipede.
Great, it's a JRPG boss.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG-b...
Gonna have to buy that RPG…
Whaddya buyin', strangah?
monument mythos
the centipede's namecard reads "Vice President Stephen Miller"
This is my favorite of the night
I thought the worm styled monster was going to burst out of RFK?
This post wins the "Is Trump Dead" sweepstakes for the day. And just remember, always aim for the glowing red spots! 😁
I'm just hoping this isn't like an Innocence second phase.
Hes charging his ult to wipe us as we speak
I have my ten thousand fire arrows attack and I can summon Guan yu in attack mode
Which also means there's a bloody third one!!!
Oh jeez those aoe’s are gonna be a problem
Make sure to kill the centipede in his body! If you don’t use the right sword, it won’t kill it, and the damn thing will come back to life!
Just being close to him causes Minecrafts either effect to just spontaneously appear on you
“The Orange Julius!”
Sounds like an accurate description of JD Vance. Don't give up, skeleton!
The worst part is how his second phase movement's are staggered and out of rhythm, so you have to really be on your toes and avoid parrying too early.
😂
I mean, I feel like that's more likely RFK Jr. if you ask me. I've said it before and I'll say it again - RFK Jr. is just the puppet of the brain worm they found "dead" in his head. In reality, it pilots him around like a fleshy mech trying to make humanity weaker so it's brethren can take control.
And then we'd all be like "This is just like Gorbino's Quest. This is the Gorbino's Quest of life." It is the world's only video game.
The nation looks on as the horror bar builds up...
it's all fun and games until the remainder of his flesh melds together into a floating orb that starts warping around and firing energy shots
everyone be like ok can we get that gargantuan centipede to go?
Unless I see a stack marker or a tank buster, I'm still celebrating!
Second phase music track somehow more out of tune than the first
Thank gods I kept the super dynamite that i was supposed to use in act one on the wall and instead spent 13 hours attacking it and heal spamming to survive the damage. Anyway who's got a match?
make sure to throw candy at the fetal seedpod when it emerges after you deplete THAT health bar
The only way to be sure is back back back dash forward forward slash shoot dodge dodge slash shoot dash back back back and repeat.
If anyone needs someone to fat roll, I’m here
It was just false
Don’t forget the risk he will reach into his rectum and throw feces at you
Well there's also the possibility this IS the second health bar because of his brush with Covid. And usually the boss' shade/shading* changes after the first bar *death mark on his hand
Eh, spooky fans already dealt with subject 5. Just hit his skull a bunch with an axe.
"Even my DEATH was a con!" Lifebar: DON the CON (He says "You're Fired" every time he kills you.)
You got this all backwards. The giant centipede emerges from RFK. When Trump dies Don Jr will stab himself with the black Mortal Blade and Trump will emerge in his prime from Don Jr neck
Nah that won't happen, his skin will slough away to reveal the infestation of cockroaches all working together to operate a human sized robot made of garbage!
Too funny!
Sounds like a job for Let Me Solo Her
What does his leitmotif sound like right now? If a choral remix pops up, we’re hosed
Premium content right here.
tbh I'll take my chances with the centipede, at least it can't order new tariffs or anything
For a second thought you meant he turned into the village chief from Re4 😂
Oh no. This isn’t even his final form, is it? 🙀
Let me solo trump
But stick with it; it's how you unlock the Good Ending.
Nothing that a Zweihander can't handle
I mean, the meta for any boss fight with any geriatric politician would be to target the battalion of medical staff keeping them alive with buffs and regen. It could be like the Deus cores from Xenogears. Take out the neurologist to lower hit %, cardiologist halves HP, etc.
"Finally..." *Hears Boss music ramp back up at a faster tempo* "Fu-"
I have doubt he is dead since he’s evil.
This is appropriate given that centipedes are an Eastern symbol of spiritual impurity.
No worries. I'm a poison tank.
Calm down, Satan
'they do that, you know'
💯
Extremely common Casey +2
Or his hair jumps onto another host.
I'm more expecting the weird discolored spot on has hand to open up revealing a big eye and now he's a floating hand boss
I'm worried that this is a Gestahl - Kefka thing and we're currently on the floating island.
Kefka/Exdeath 2028! Unite the worlds and annihilate them!
This is because of the Japanese concept of "Kegare", which means "gross"
One Winged Angel But the Wing Is Made of Raw Ground Beef And Instead of an Angel It’s a Lazy Cockroach
Do lizards moult? 🤷♂️
VASO RUIM NÃO QUEBRA
His second form will be undead/Zombie. Virtually impervious to physical attacks but easily defeated using healing magic. It’s the final form you have to watch out for, an acid-flinging chaos monster with multiple heads that each has a separate elemental and/or status attack.
JFK Jr out there stealing all your healing items
I just woke up, the heck did I missed???
Well given the state of the world at the moment, it's perfectly understandable to think FROM Software designed it. Let's hope we can get good so we can win the game!
And every attack now does double damage lmao
Remember to jump before using your mortal draw on him because it comes out quicker!
I'd much prefer Genichiro coming out of him than JD Vance
... fair enough.
I have been playing too much Dead Cells to not fear this.
Fortunately, we've had nearly ten years to grind levels and stack materials/skills. We have Esuna available to clear debuffs quickly, 999 Al Bhed potions, and thanks to a complete sphere grid, max evasion stats on the entire team.
DAMMIT NO HAS ANYONE FOUND THE MORTAL BLADE YET, SHIT
He dies, but a new difficulty unlocks, The Seat of Consumption <•(SAVAGE)•> Attacks fire off more quickly, most no longer have telegraphs, raid-wides hit twice, the add phase is a tight DPS & healing check, and he has an Enrage if not defeated before 2028.
I always knew RFK Jr. was working for Umbrella all along. Those Big Macs were full of genetically engineered brain worms carrying the WM Virus.
If you spam the d pad enough when the cutscene happens when it ends the movement buffer will overflow and you can just clip into the Oval Office
You forgot about the barrel mechanics
Flip it and hit the weak spot for massive damage
.... Works the cabinet start exploding into centipedes too?....
He’s vulnerable to psychic damage and has very low intelligence! Psychic Lance Hoooooo
How many damage rounds do we get before an enrage mechanic kicks in?
Don’t jinx us into thinking he’s going to molt into a new form like any JRPG boss. :0
Great advice
I used up all my potions. 😟
So long as he doesn't have a mana bar, too.
A gigantic centipede made of 50 years worth of McFish Fillets.
And here I thought his second term was phase 2!!
Oh God, like the RFK worm 😯
i was gonna say
He suddenly goes all Mr Big from NARC.
No hit + Level 1 + no potions + rusty knife only
IDK. Part of me wants him to continue forever like Kissinger. Dying slowly and inexorably in a diaper full of shit that your caregiver could change in a timely manner but chooses not to, watching everything you love die before you untill nothing is left. Not that I've given it much thought.
He is not dead Where are the Epstein's files?
Maybe this is resident evil and we get a rocket launcher
The weapon needed to defeat him will either be conveniently nearby or itll be locked in a chest somewhere in the whitehouse and is needed to get through puzzles and guards and finally defeat him in a gimmick fight. in either case i hope its a preteen that defeats him.
JD Vance is the Sister Friede phase of this Ariandel Hell
Reminds me of the old USSR… Brezhnev, Andropov & c.
😂😂😂😂 excellent
Luckily this is Bloodborne, I have a Hunter's Axe at +9, the spin attack is goated as fuck, and the music slaps!!!
Now boarding the flight to Yahar'gul. The axe is charging and will come swinging through in a moment, please take your seats.
For some reason this specific post isn't showing in my "following" timeline in spite of the fact I'm following you, hmm.
Dracula Trump era incoming
I'm sure a long-distance magic user would cheese him.
Parry like shit
1HP clutch tho 😂
This made me ugly snort ty
If the dude was dead they'd be playing 'hail our new lord vance!' on loudspeakers out of the white house. Dude might be in a hospital bed though, which it'd be illegal not to report but then since when did they care
this is why i stocked up on antidote potions
"why is the orchestra swelling?"
Nah he will shed his flesh to reveal a Grok-powered MechaTrump
From all accounts it's quite a tiny centipede but you have to sign an NDA about that if you get to the second phase.
Goddamn it, you mean this whole time it was the FIRST phase??? We're gonna need some more health potions...
*Adding champagne to the grocery list just in case*
I too have played Sekiro
Where is Let Me Solo Her now that this country needs him
this just in: a mostly nude man wearing a large jar on his head and wielding a katana is approaches the white house front lawn-
You joke, but that would be so fucking sick.
As well as just the absolute most appropriate capstone to not only this political era, but the American Empire as a whole.
Honestly giving him too much credit. Trump isn't on Malenia's level at all.
I think I prefer when they burst asunder and a brain on legs crawls out of the wreckage and attacks
Great The Thing ref :3
Well I say we fight this rhetoric as all Transphobes are Domestic Terrorists. For I PROUDLY stand with the Trans Community. For Trans Rights are and will always be Human Rights. Everyone who reads this, take the best of care.
Someone tell me what's happening?! Whats the scource?! Is it true?! AAAAAAAAA
Anyone who played Shadowbringers would know that there is a 2nd phase here.
... So that's why he kept touting to "drain the swamp" and that's why it got worse and toxic. Damn it, Miyazaki!
The last phase is where the music includes Latin chanting. Gotta get through that.
I swear to G?d, if it turns out we need to find a Mortal Blade, and a shinobi to wield it, I'm leaving. :V
@eudomingos.bsky.social pode ser uma fase de Boss de Dark Souls
Everyone's anticipating his second phase, but what about his third phase? Sadly I don't think anyone has datamined this build of RealLife.exe, but I could imagine a cyberdog with Elon Musk's brain sporadically dropping explosive rocket parts across the field as part of Trump's third phase.
Legit question: I just woke up and I'm only seeing jokes about him possibly being dead on bsky. Nothing in the news etc. Did something happen or is this just the usual shenanigans?
Usual shenanigans. Vance made some weird announcement that if he had to become president he could handle it, and Trump hasn't been seen in public for 3 days. Thats it.
Pizza index is up, someone is blasting Les Mis across the Rose Garden so pundits are claiming that's proof of life, Truth social is getting DDOS's as people check for signs of life....
Is the Pizza index actually up? I'm only seeing the usual 6pm spike and it was quiet overnight, which it wouldn't be if they were scrambling for the VP to step in.
"Unfortunately for you, this is NOT my final form!"
I dunno, he seems the sort to expel a room-sized cloud of noxious gas.
Maybe he'll go the way Judas did in the gruesome Papias version (as opposed to the gospel or Acts versions).
If someone adds sick electric guitar to Les Mis then we're really in the shit.
Many people are hoping so.
They're plugging him into the throne, so my money is on Tyranid invasion.
Sensing his impending demise, Trump grows a few extra health meters.
Sigh. That’s supposed to be a gif.
That was last term. In this term, Steven Miller gets a new attack set with lightning AOEs.
Don't forget gaining access to insta kill moves.
there are reports of Dancing Mad from FFVI being heard emanating from the white house
↑→↓↓↓
If he were dead we'd be hearing the sounds of children singing in the streets
The idea of a giant bug popping out of him has a whole new level of rad with the whole "rotting orange" joke
Don't get my hopes up.
Great, now I'm envisioning the President Deling boss fight from Final Fantasy 8.
Lol I literally was thinking that when I predicted he’d come back in Zombie form.
Not to mention the inflicted participants of the centerpide might combine themselves to upgrade their attacks. Take note that it will impare their vision, mobility and overall tolerance against progressive thinking. Professional advice: Prep for future infections. My advice: Fire. Lots of it.
How many times did we think the entire Baker family was dead? But no, those swamp dolk kept coming.
The real second phase is JD Vance
! TOXIC !
wait, did the Loathsome Dung Eater have a second health bar
no, but you do get to kill him twice
Time to shove him in an absolutely safe capsule like his twin.
oh god, now im imagining trump is just Perfect Cell!!😱 the bullets from the assasination actually popped out of his head from healing Wolverine style!! no one would be safe!!
I for one think we should congratulate Centipede Trump on her transition.
There is no way the game design of this universe is remotely that good. More likely it turns out we have one more, far more lame boss to deal with after he drops.
and yet, this will be kid's play compared to it's phase 3...
I thought he was already on the second phase. Y'know, since he A) is on his second term, and B) had COVID that one time. But maybe he has more health bars than a Kingdom Hearts boss, idk idk
He Dead!!!!!
Trump is Dead!!!!
Don't threaten us with a good time.
Not doing public appearances because they don’t want us to see that he’s blinking red every 64 frames
His theme music just got faster
oh now I get it, the dems didn’t want to waste all their cooldowns before the real final battle started
JD Vance is his second phase
