Hopefully, for the purpose of humour, it wasn't deliberate, but through Trump following one of his insane health opinions

Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy Ken-ed-y for me!

*voice that sounds like a printer jamming over and over* "no really sir, this raw milk bear meat smoothie will make you immortal, just look at how good i look!"

Trump does look like roadkill, so if the worm felt hungry anything could happen.

An insider claims that the brain-worm did, quote "the Eugene/Nestor thing from Look Outside".

In his defence, he probably felt Trump needed a brain worm of his own.

Don’t count JD Vance out. It’s been months since he killed the pope; the beast has to have been stirring again.

See I dont think he killed the pope, I think the Pope held out just long enough to call vance a bitch to his face as the holiest of power moves

In cahoots with Liz Truss who killed the Queen back in '22 Maybe she didn't like being one-upped

Sent this to a friend on Friday because I saw the screenshot and thought "huh that kinda looks like vance a tiny bit", then learned about vance's statement lol

looks like he became the sirhan sirhan of the 21st century, how poetic

Tbh I'm not sure RFK isn't a lich.

That would be hilarious. I’m just not trying to get my hopes up too high

You made me check the news 😂

Surprised to hear Bobby Brainworm might've done something good for once.

In a universe of infinite possibilities, some outcomes *must* be in our favor.

No doubt that man is a carrier for a BUNCH of diseases.

guy's got more germs than a daycare wall

I was kind of hoping that they would go out with their hands clamped around each other's necks in a paranoia fueled frenzy.

I could see it though, JFK is just snorting massive lines and going "oh fuck oh fuck", Bannon has his head in his hands, Miller is crying. Vance? Oh, he's in the other room just going at it with the couch.

incoming conspiracy theory about how he was a dem plant installed to murder him

That's going to happen when the Secretary of Health and Human Services is a daemon prince of Nurgle.

Could it not be more of a murder-suicide situation? I like to have my loose ends tied up in a mystery story.

Not the usual kennedy presidential assassination you think about

most illnesses are caused by the devil, so I've mixed holy water and quicksilver and we're gonna inject that straight into you

Regardless, blame him anyways and oust him.

Finally found someone willing to inject him with bleach.

when did Liz Truss last visit him?

He gave him health advice 😬

bless RFK's parasite riddled heart 🪱 😊🙏 🪱🫀🪱 🙏😊 🪱

It may have been when RFK Jr vomited blood all over the President after the cabinet meeting on Wednesday.

Don't get our hopes up

I fully believe RFK could turn a case of hiccups into an ER visit