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Em, Queen of Rats πŸ€πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ @ratqueenem.bsky.social

ACAB Includes Patrolling Peacemaker

Patrolling Peacemaker Artifact Creature - Robot Soldier This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever an opponent commits a crime, proliferate. (They commit a crime if they target an opponent, anything an opponent controls, andlor cards in an opponent's graveyard. To proliferate, you choose any number of permanents andlor players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) 0/0 R 0005 EOC β€’ EN MIcHAL IvAN Tβ„’ & Β© 2025 Wizards of the Coast
jul 10, 2025, 6:52 pm β€’ 586 51

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Jesterbug @jester-bug.bsky.social

"Peacemaker" with the cattle prod lmao. Artist has a great sense of humor for sure

jul 10, 2025, 8:52 pm β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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transmirri.bsky.social @transmirri.bsky.social

That card is an abomination wtf

jul 10, 2025, 8:31 pm β€’ 7 0 β€’ view
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RevlisGenkuro @revlisgenkuro.bsky.social

Fitting that its also a white colored robot arresting someone in black. πŸ€”

jul 11, 2025, 12:25 am β€’ 11 0 β€’ view
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sprunny @sprunny.bsky.social

yeah the phrase ACAB came from a commander pod after having to deal with that demon

jul 11, 2025, 12:26 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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HoovDoov @hoovdoovttv.bsky.social

I just started playing MTG Arena on my phone. Never been a big MTG player. I know next to nothing. But I do know this card is OP AF.

jul 11, 2025, 6:16 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Taewyth @taewyth.bsky.social

Depends on the format and matchup, but there's plenty of removal option that would deal with it relatively easily. Now granted I say this as someone that plays historic, now idea how much it still applies in standard, but as long as lightning bolt is legal, this card is manageable.

jul 11, 2025, 11:40 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Taewyth @taewyth.bsky.social

(Just to be more precise: peacemaker comes into play, the opponent target it with lightning bolt, peacemaker becomes a 3/3 because it's been targeted, LB deals 3 damage and peacemaker dies)

jul 11, 2025, 12:39 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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noowts.bsky.social @noowts.bsky.social

I know power creep is a thing, but good gravy, 3 mana for something that will punish you for playing the damn game? What the hell? Guess ACAB applies to MTG

jul 11, 2025, 4:28 am β€’ 8 0 β€’ view
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Wow! It's Viv! @vivvernaut.bsky.social

It has no built-in protection or evasion, and can be hit with a wider array of removal since it's an artifact and a creature. The power creep in this set is still absolutely off the chain, though: scryfall.com/card/eoe/183...

jul 11, 2025, 7:22 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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noowts.bsky.social @noowts.bsky.social

That card is disgusting, man I think I might just hate this set, it's just getting absolutely stupid

jul 12, 2025, 2:49 am β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Taewyth @taewyth.bsky.social

I mean, that's been part of white and blue's identity since almost forced now. It's just that yeah, powercreep and new keywords/mechanics do aggravate it

jul 11, 2025, 11:34 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Taewyth @taewyth.bsky.social

Since almost forever* (whatever happened there, I still don't get why there's no edit option here.)

jul 11, 2025, 12:36 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Aaron - Thorgi's Arcade @thorgisarcade.bsky.social

It ESPECIALLY includes Patrolling Peacemaker.

jul 10, 2025, 6:53 pm β€’ 20 0 β€’ view
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Angry Redhead @angryredone.bsky.social

I'm just happy this isn't something else to make my husband's Sliver deck even more insufferable.....

jul 11, 2025, 3:16 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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So... chunks huh? @devrial.bsky.social

And its going in my bird demon lawyer deck :)

jul 10, 2025, 10:28 pm β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Belish @belish.bsky.social

jul 11, 2025, 2:08 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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R3yhanSaka @r3yhansaka.bsky.social

Indeed a bastard, but I'm looking forward to the ED-209 alters.

jul 11, 2025, 3:48 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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DemoCatty @presidentofbelarus.bsky.social

Im not saying robot scum. Im saying policegang scum.

jul 10, 2025, 8:23 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Jesus Christ @mr-hecx.bsky.social

#1312

jul 10, 2025, 11:40 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Ruben Ramirez @rubeneramirez.bsky.social

Instant add to Tidus deck

jul 11, 2025, 7:59 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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McRaeWrites @mcraewrites.bsky.social

Another absolutely busted card. What the fuck is WOTC smoking?

jul 10, 2025, 9:00 pm β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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Harry Chronic Jr @harrychronicjr.bsky.social

I used to have a deck built around Confusion in the Ranks + Fling (and similar combos) specifically for assholes like this.

jul 10, 2025, 9:09 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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David Nathaniel Dent @david-dent-jedai.bsky.social

Oooh, this is a new direction for robots. Scales Police.

jul 10, 2025, 10:24 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Stonedalgo @stonedalgo.algo.xyz

sounds about right cops think everything is a crime and then they multiply like they fuck each other like dirty rabbits back at the precinct

jul 11, 2025, 12:15 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Mert @escalotes.bsky.social

Stop right there criminal scum!

jul 10, 2025, 7:28 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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DevoidEDH: Guesser of Cards @devoidedh.bsky.social

cast this on it

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jul 11, 2025, 3:25 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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π•½π–”π–’π–Žπ–Š πŸŒΏπŸ–€ @rosemarinus99.bsky.social

real

jul 11, 2025, 11:20 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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zing80.bsky.social @zing80.bsky.social

Would work great in the Tidus Counter Blitz deck

jul 10, 2025, 9:08 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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π•½π–”π–’π–Žπ–Š πŸŒΏπŸ–€ @rosemarinus99.bsky.social

idgaf how good this card is, my Atraxa deck says ACAB and will not be running ts 😀

jul 11, 2025, 11:14 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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bummer @bummmer.itch.io

give em the philly specit

jul 10, 2025, 10:00 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Ririten, Class A SeeD @riritenyuyuten.bsky.social

But he looks like such a good boy All robutts are good boys Okay fine, he's a bastard

jul 10, 2025, 7:36 pm β€’ 4 0 β€’ view