the only way we are going to fix this society of Harry Potter is if we slap everyone who says "you're such a [Hogwarts House]" unironically

I hope so badly that the next Hogwarts game is just a microtransaction riddled mess that sucks while trying to siphon out as much money from these dorks as possible. Not that I want WB and JK to get more money, but the losers who support the game deserve it.