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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social

what a nightmare, to flee a domestic violence attack & flag down a passing car & out pops Rudy Giuliani — not that there’s any reason to believe that’s what actually happened

aug 31, 2025, 10:21 pm • 742 73

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PaSandy @pasandy.bsky.social

That’s not what the police report says.

sep 1, 2025, 2:59 am • 0 0 • view
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sissy70.bsky.social @sissy70.bsky.social

She must have thought she was having a nightmare.

sep 1, 2025, 1:55 am • 0 0 • view
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@jwveteran @jwhallin.bsky.social

That whole fairy tale is one big lie, top to bottom.

aug 31, 2025, 11:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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larrymark212.bsky.social @larrymark212.bsky.social

I think I've seen enough Lifetime movies to decipher: there's no way this woman happened to randomly flag down his car. He'd had some contact with her prior to the "flagging down." And the driver of the vehicle that struck his car from behind was no stranger to either him or the woman.

aug 31, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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jotarobat.bsky.social @jotarobat.bsky.social

Man dont you gotta go back to explaining how the most obvious eugenics ever isn’t actually eugenics bsky.app/profile/pgou...

sep 1, 2025, 3:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Moscow Mitch's Snarklepuss @opus17.bsky.social

Now we know The Four Seasons Women's Shelter makes house calls

aug 31, 2025, 10:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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antimaggotzone.bsky.social @antimaggotzone.bsky.social

Trump Epstein Maxwell #FDT #FDJT #Felon47 #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinCoverUp #Epstein #Maxwell #EpsteinTrumpFiles #TrumpEpsteinFiles #MaxwellDOJCoverUp #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp

aug 31, 2025, 10:25 pm • 1 1 • view
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Ellan75 @ellan75.bsky.social

He was probably the abuser

aug 31, 2025, 11:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Janefourmillion UnknownCaller from the OTHER place💙 @realitycheckroom.bsky.social

This story makes NO sense at all, does it?

aug 31, 2025, 11:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social

Here’s the police statement. Marisa Kabas got it. Of course his spokesperson lied.

MANCHESTER, N.H. - The New Hampshire State Police is investigating a crash that left three people injured, including a passenger identified as former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani. Just before 10 p.m. on Saturday, Aug. 30, 2025, Troopers assigned to the Troop B barracks were investigating a reported domestic violence incident on Interstate 93 southbound in Manchester when a two-vehicle crash occurred across from them on the northbound side of the interstate. As a result of the collision, both vehicles went into the median and were heavily damaged. Troopers and fire personnel, who were at the scene of the first incident, witnessed the collision and quickly crossed the interstate to render aid. The on-scene investigation determined that a Honda HR-V, driven by Lauren Kemp, 19, of Concord, struck the back of a Ford Bronco, driven by Theodore Goodman, of Michigan. Kemp and Goodman, as well| as Giuliani, Goodman's passenger, suffered non-life-threatening injuries and were taken by ambulance to area hospitals for treatment. Lanes on both sides of the interstate were closed for approximately one hour while the crash was investigated. No charges have been filed at this time and all aspects of the crash remain under investigation. Anyone with information that may assist the investigation is asked to contact Sgt. Mark Dore at (603) 223-4381.
aug 31, 2025, 10:23 pm • 26 9 • view
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boilerplatejunk.bsky.social @boilerplatejunk.bsky.social

Ridiculous. One southbound, one northbound. Shit.

sep 1, 2025, 5:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Chris Lombardi @chrisblue.bsky.social

We just bought one of those Hondas. That 19 yr old girl is my hero

aug 31, 2025, 10:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social

She just ruined her life for a long time.

aug 31, 2025, 10:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chris Lombardi @chrisblue.bsky.social

Yeah sorry if I seemed to be minimizing

aug 31, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social

It’s ok. I got your point.

aug 31, 2025, 10:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dan Grove @grove.cx

Yeah. He was helping by driving in the opposite direction on the interstate.

aug 31, 2025, 10:24 pm • 11 1 • view
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social

I don’t understand why his spokesman lied. If he was looking for sympathy just being in an accident would’ve garnered enough. Adding the claim about a dv victim is why we all knew something was off.

aug 31, 2025, 10:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dan Grove @grove.cx

Best theory: spokesman and Rudy were drunk when they read the police report and wrote up their "news release"

aug 31, 2025, 10:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social

Rudy was filmed at a baseball game and he had a bottle of water in front of him before the crash. Think the spokesman lied for attention.

aug 31, 2025, 10:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tonya @tonyahamilton.bsky.social

Actually he was helping by being a passenger in a car traveling the opposite direction on the interstate!

aug 31, 2025, 10:26 pm • 11 0 • view
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Tonya @tonyahamilton.bsky.social

Right?

aug 31, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social

I knew it wouldn't take 24 hours: bsky.app/profile/gray...

aug 31, 2025, 10:32 pm • 3 0 • view
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social

For real. I just think it was dumb to lie about part of it. Pointless.

aug 31, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social

I think whatever ability anyone connected with Trump ever had to tell the truth has collectively atrophied They literally don't know anymore how to not lie

aug 31, 2025, 10:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social

None of them do

aug 31, 2025, 10:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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dclare.bsky.social @dclare.bsky.social

Why lie about something that can be easily proven false? So weird. Just make up a lie that doesn’t involve police reports.

sep 1, 2025, 12:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Jane Rabbit @janerabbit.bsky.social

laugh? or cry?

aug 31, 2025, 10:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Regina Schrambling @gastropoda.bsky.social

Not enough people remember he located NYC’s emergency bunker in a high-rise so he could safely screw his mistress. And they have totally forgotten Borat. #Epsteinfiles

sep 1, 2025, 12:07 am • 5 0 • view
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Regina Schrambling @gastropoda.bsky.social

I mean. The fucker divorced his first wife who was his first cousin. And then screwed over his second and third wives. And still the "party of family values" propped him up.

sep 1, 2025, 1:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Peter Gaddy @xeraser.bsky.social

Oh those of us true New Yorker’s remember vividly how he screwed NYC

sep 1, 2025, 3:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Danielle Fo Fi @daniellefofi.bsky.social

if that ain’t a drunken story I don’t know what is

sep 1, 2025, 2:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Peter Gaddy @xeraser.bsky.social

Not surprised that his saving a woman from domestic violence was a complete bull shit story it’s par for the course for him to make up bat shit stories with him as the hero

sep 1, 2025, 3:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Philip Bump @pbump.com

If there is one thing you can say about Giuliani, it’s that he’s an advocate for women. Now to take a big sip of coffee and watch the sequel to Borat.

aug 31, 2025, 10:22 pm • 44 0 • view
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roslynn.bsky.social @roslynn.bsky.social

Yeah, you’d think they could come up with a better cover story.

aug 31, 2025, 10:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social

Terrifying occasion to run into that ghoul. Scary!

aug 31, 2025, 10:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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john angelo @bluefin26.bsky.social

sounds better than “mayor rudy picked up a hooker and was hit from behind while drunk driving “🤔

aug 31, 2025, 11:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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George @pnw57.bsky.social

You instantly run back to the abuser and tell him your new boyfriend is here and take it up with him if he is man enough. But be careful he is armed. Or one armed. Or his face melts.

aug 31, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social

Well now that you mention it, yes.

sep 1, 2025, 1:06 am • 5 0 • view
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Ellen Braaten @ellenbraaten.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/eric...

sep 1, 2025, 1:09 am • 5 0 • view
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social

lol yes

sep 1, 2025, 1:34 am • 3 0 • view
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springtomind.bsky.social @springtomind.bsky.social

That story is ridiculous.

aug 31, 2025, 10:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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BarbJoan @bjgt.bsky.social

The police report is very different than what his spokesman put out manchester.inklink.news/rudy-giulian...

aug 31, 2025, 10:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Propensity Jones @ellenlg.bsky.social

Doesn’t sound credible. Something is fishy.

aug 31, 2025, 10:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social

Giuliani was fleeing an irate unpaid hooker. Ended up at Four Seasons Total Hospitalizing.

aug 31, 2025, 10:50 pm • 5 0 • view
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meabell @meabell58.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/hele...

aug 31, 2025, 11:20 pm • 2 1 • view
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John Holbo @jholbo.bsky.social

I have no idea what you are talking about. But it's a good first sentence.

sep 1, 2025, 12:04 am • 3 0 • view
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Bowiegrrl @bowiegrrl.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 11:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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BlueBird @sun2stars.bsky.social

“Can this night get any worse?!”

sep 1, 2025, 12:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Joe Bowman @activistmode.bsky.social

That’s the most believable thing he’s said in 20 years.

aug 31, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Admiral of Aotearoa @muskeyb8927.bsky.social

Isn’t that the plot of ghoulies 4?

sep 1, 2025, 1:10 am • 0 0 • view
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wioozyi @swozey.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view