Calvin should be reading The Complete Book of Cats

Calvin is because he is intelligent and encourages kids to think for himself. The cats is because they're pussies and the book makes them feel called out.

And the banning of physical books isn’t the only thing we have to worry about… 😬😵‍💫🥴😣😤🤯🤬

THIS!!!! This is absolutely happening and it’s going to get worse!

𝙸𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐. 𝙸 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍?

Wat, are they eating the cats in Tennessee or something?

Is that because the book talks about where kittens come from? I mean, any kid with half a brain can figure out that if cats have sex, humans must do it, too. And we wouldn’t want kids to know that sex exists, would we?

Whyyyyyyyyyyyu????

@uabookbans.bsky.social and Everday Advocacy are leading a virtual workshop this Wed. for #AltCitizens willing to stand up to book bans uniteagainstbookbans.org/storytelling...

Well, we all know that cats are revolutionaries

The level of snowflakedom is off the charts. I know it is all a part of the censorship plan but wow. Pretty insecure to have to ban everything. Must relate to how crappy their actual ideas are about everything.

FFS. Calvin & Hobbes? These people need a better hobby. #fascistsboundtolose

Many of the strips questioned authority and consumerism. All of them are online, so what is the point ?

What is the point of banning them because they are available online (wasn’t sure if that was what you were questioning)? Reduces the array of consumers— my kids are more likely to come across the book than they are to stumble upon the strip online.

Pretty certain the cat book got banned because of an overly descriptive section on feline reproduction. I'd put money on it.

They may have mentioned pussies.