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gertritude @gertritude.bsky.social

Trying to cook chicken marinated in leftover green goddess salad dressing (homemade) and I need everyone to see exactly how disgusting this currently looks #food

Two sad chicken breasts, releasing their juices in the oven, both a putrid shade of green
aug 29, 2025, 8:59 pm • 4 0

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punytrout.bsky.social @punytrout.bsky.social

Getting a maillard reaction (browning) is pretty much impossible on liquid. If you pat dry the bird after marinating you'll get better results in the oven. Just a suggestion.

aug 29, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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gertritude @gertritude.bsky.social

This looks so bad I feel like I need to be killed and shot for it

aug 29, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Michael A. @doctordocson.bsky.social

I'm sure it turns out good but it looks like you made cartoon plutonium

aug 30, 2025, 2:30 am • 1 0 • view
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gertritude @gertritude.bsky.social

this is how it felt eating it as well ☝️

aug 30, 2025, 2:46 am • 1 0 • view
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mia @watchpeterpan2.bsky.social

kermit

aug 29, 2025, 9:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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✷ Pigeon ✷ @pigeonhouse.bsky.social

sam i am meal

aug 29, 2025, 9:31 pm • 1 0 • view