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No leader would come to the White House. All you would get is "Stop that!" And an offer to let you buy some of his meme coins in exchange for several million dollars.

Nope we don’t. But he does think he can make movies and he wants to open Alcatraz. 🥴

Yippers, I do understand. However, we sure as hell don't want the guy that's in the white house talking to either side of this issue. Unless, you actually want these two countries to nuke each other.👽

Maybe if we remind them that oil is flammable?

A likely outcome of that would be having two nuclear armed nations hating the USA more than they hate each other.

Modi is on a mission just like Nyetinyahoo

He would only intervene if he had some way to profit from the negotiations.

Hegseth is jonesing for a war. Read his statements, listen to his words. He wants a war. He’s a depraved individual who gets very excited about creating an American Killing Machine.

Hasn't US admin told India in particular - enough is enough?

"End it quickly" to both nations. That's all that we heard.

Sorry... Carney left

You'd have to tell trump where India and Pakistan are first.

Well if the Secretary of State wasn’t out there chasing immigrants he might be able to negotiate a pause deal between the two countries.

That's fair. But these countries have their own leaders who should have enough leadership and accountability to prevent their own nuclear war.

Ukraine, unfortunately, gave up their nukes with a guarantee of safety from Russia. You can see where that got them.

Good God please do NOT send JD Vance #Schleprock

Yeah, he's all about ending conflicts.

...tRump would be arguing for annexing Nepal or renaming the Indus river or some other stupid shit ...like he always does...

Please… he can’t even find India and Pakistan on a map with large print names on it.

If only. It's pretty sad to hope so hard that he DOESN'T get involved because he'll only make it worse. He doesn't have the slightest idea of what to do and neither do ANY of his advisors or cabinet secretaries. Joe might not be able to fix it, but he'd know what to do and might even make it better.

If we only had someone in the White House who could locate either country on a map

Nobody home

There is so much chaos with this administration making the news 10 times a day with "distraction theater" that we seem to fail to understand how massive this event is. Pakistan says it's at war !! Not good at all. An emergency this 🍊 lunatic should he focused on. Instead, it's Alcatraz, wth.

Yeah. That's the first thing I thought of when I saw India and Pakistan were going at it. I'm sure no one has a nuclear destination on their 2025 bingo card

He’s the type who’ll use his iPhone to record a car wreck and never call 911

Might have to be Mark Carney. Until we can get a real president

I'm sure Trump and Vance were the ones that talked India into attacking in the first place.

I’m sure our Secretary of Defense can use his Fox News weekend experience to pull that off. It should be Secretary of State, but Marco is busy running the national archives right now.

Unfortunately their hands are tied with the Persian Gulf name change. Priorities.

That would require someone who actually knew where these countries were.

We would need adults to do that!!😡

And later, we see missile tracks from India and Pakistan converging on Mar-a-Lago.