Stephen R. Smith • Feed
avatar
Stephen R. Smith @stephensmith.bsky.social

Perhaps bringing back the hatpin is in order, as a deterrent and means of self defense. One can't brag too loudly about the size of one's cock when it's skewered on a needle several times its length.

Black and white picture of a woman with a large hat, adorned with a number of long hatpins. A lascivious looking man in a top hat is peering over her shoulder with an alarmed look on his face, and has likely just wet himself out of frame.
jul 30, 2025, 8:38 pm • 11 0

Replies

avatar
Sapphic Spock @sapphicspock.bsky.social

I wish this was just a joke, but my mom and her HS friends used to carry these to avoid being groped on the subway.

jul 30, 2025, 9:28 pm • 5 0 • view
avatar
Tante Kat @tantekatt.bsky.social

I know....

aug 2, 2025, 11:22 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
Tante Kat @tantekatt.bsky.social

Oh...I like your linevof thinking. It's unfortunate that it's contaminated meat, I've heard it's BBQ season...

jul 30, 2025, 8:41 pm • 1 0 • view