My brain immediately goes "you could make a hilarious bedspread out of that". Imagine a dark grey blanket with yellow lines and a flattened armadillo. The armadillo's middle is flat to the blanket but the two ends are lightly stuffed plushies.

If I had enough polarfleece and wanted to spend the rest of my life cleaning fluff out of my sewing machine, I would make this

I’ll fund the kickstarter

Unfortunately I'm in the UK, so we'd be hit by tariffs unless the tangerine tyrant pops his clogs and you get someone sensible in charge to reverse them. The only workaround I can think of is once I've developed a pattern, selling it as a digital download in the US

That way you could support your local sewists and have it made domestically

Need a global DB for this shit. Like now. I been thinking for years about what a federated cooperative inside-out employment agency might look like.

Could probably build it off of ActivityPub... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Activit...

Once for a Halloween party, I took a loaf of French bread and made a 'road kill sandwich'. Shaped meatloaf into an animal body with a flat middle where it got 'ran over'. Squirted on ketchup.