He has completed the process of transferring his soul to a phylactery and has thus become a lich, so that even as his body swiftly decays into dust (well...goo) he can remain president, eventually possessing JD Vance's body by expelling his soul and destroying his mind.
This post is so useful today.
I think he's had Barron split his soul into horcruxes. That's why he keeps harping on the Resolute desk and had a copy of the Declaration of Independence hung in the Oval Office. The third is Mar-a-Lago, that's why he needs to go there so often.
Bad news, he got the steps of the ritual out of order.
Going to have some competition from Theil on that last bit. Lich fight! Lich fight! Lich fight!
"eventually possessing JD Vance's body by expelling his soul and destroying his mind." I mean, should be a snap, then.
I mean, that is what Vance is there to be: arrogant, weak-willed, with barely a soul in the first place.
I think I read this Star Wars novel at some point long ago.
Does Vance have a soul to expel?
Peter Thiel has a signed contract for that, good sir! First in time, first in right!
As a result, the only way to defeat him is for a plucky band of adventurers to travel to Saudi Arabia, find the Orb and then bury it back from whence the evil came, next to Ivana's grave on his Bedminster golf course.
your next book sounds like a banger
Why Saudi Arabia in particular?
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Ah. Right. I almost forgot about that.
I really need to run a pulp adventure ttrpg, I feel like that would be a fun. I’ll have to slot that in after I do my oops all Jedi campaign and then putting the new edition of twilight 2000 through its paces.
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Or this.
“ . . . again, again . . . he’s trying . . . I might have known . . . nothing can stop that force; not distance, nor magic, nor death . . . it comes and comes, mostly in the night . . . I can’t leave . . . it’s horrible . . . oh, God, Dan, if you only knew as I do just how horrible it is. . . .”
Darn. I had my money down on demi-lich. So close!
That’s it. I’m going to find that jar with Nixon’s head in it that is floating around here somewhere. He’ll know what to do, and couldn’t possibly any worse.
Vance doesn't have a soul.
Pretty sure they’ve laid extensive groundwork and probably completed most of the project of soul expulsion/mind destruction
