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Limubai Bol @limubaibol.bsky.social

I wanted that hammer to bounce off and crack the window on the Cybertrash but I will take what happened here as well.

aug 19, 2025, 7:29 pm • 5 0

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Mom for Gliberty @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social

What was this dude expecting would happen?

aug 19, 2025, 8:07 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jerry-ATX @jda5id.com

"Yoga ball go boom" is what my inner 12-yo suspects.

aug 19, 2025, 8:08 pm • 6 0 • view
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Mom for Gliberty @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social

Ahhhh. I was expecting the bounce to be the purpose, but my fat ass is also proof that yoga balls aren't pussies.

aug 19, 2025, 8:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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ej @ej23.bsky.social

Have you ever jumped from 8-12 feet and landed on one?

aug 19, 2025, 8:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mom for Gliberty @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social

It would take a fair amount of velocity squared to get that hammer up to my mass, I suspect.

aug 19, 2025, 8:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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Acerbic Otter, slime mold appreciator @acerbicotter.bsky.social

I can sit my very fat ass on a yoga ball and it doesn't explode, that hammer is way lighter than me....

aug 19, 2025, 8:09 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jerry-ATX @jda5id.com

12-yo boys not known for intelligence.

aug 19, 2025, 8:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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Mom for Gliberty @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social

Ha I just made this same point.

aug 19, 2025, 8:11 pm • 4 0 • view
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social

Have you tried jumping on it from seven feet up though?

aug 19, 2025, 8:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Acerbic Otter, slime mold appreciator @acerbicotter.bsky.social

no, why on earth would I do that? That probably would pop it (and injure me)

aug 19, 2025, 8:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social

That’s what he’s doing with the hammer!

aug 19, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jerry-ATX @jda5id.com

All the men are just nodding along understanding how much this plan makes perfect sense while the woman are confused, as always, the species has survived.

aug 19, 2025, 8:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Acerbic Otter, slime mold appreciator @acerbicotter.bsky.social

Yes? And I wouldn't do that. S*** BOUNCES

aug 19, 2025, 8:25 pm • 2 0 • view