Wouldn't it be funny if he dropped dead before it could happen?
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Lol. Lmao one could even say.
aug 29, 2025, 4:12 am • 0 0 • view
The phrase "Navy Parade" makes me think of all destroyers, battleships, aircraft carriers and submarines transforming like Autobots l and matching in single file just to flip him off.
aug 29, 2025, 2:23 pm • 0 0 • view
I so love that, contrary to the fictional portrait of an exultant villain drinking wine as he leers at his victims below, he is perpetually and irredeemably miserable. So much spite and cruelty, and hollow to the core.
aug 29, 2025, 3:47 am • 0 0 • view
God I wish.
aug 29, 2025, 7:11 am • 0 0 • view
I wish I could bookmark this…
aug 29, 2025, 3:34 am • 1 0 • view
Hey universe, you have the opportunity to do something really funny.
aug 29, 2025, 3:35 am • 2 0 • view
It would be even funnier if he dropped during it cause then it would turn into something to really celebrate
aug 29, 2025, 4:17 am • 4 0 • view
Don't you threaten me with a good time.
aug 29, 2025, 4:16 am • 0 0 • view
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aug 29, 2025, 3:37 am • 3 0 • view
Between this and Vance being like "Hey, like, just saying, if something DID happen-" I daren't get my hopes up.
aug 29, 2025, 3:36 am • 10 0 • view
Oh?
aug 29, 2025, 3:37 am • 3 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/carl...
aug 29, 2025, 3:39 am • 4 0 • view
He's gonna wanna know why they aren't dragging a destroyer down the street behind them.
aug 29, 2025, 10:05 am • 0 0 • view