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very tall bart @tallbart.com

I apologize for Kamala Harris losing the election. I thought it would be a funny troll. I still think it was kinda funny but it definitely got out of hand

aug 9, 2025, 10:24 pm • 623 39

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Sssasa @sssasa.bsky.social

Don't worry, I thought it was funny too, but I kinda need it to stop now, like right now can you please stop it please please please

aug 9, 2025, 10:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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River and sea enjoyer 🔻 @riversandseas.bsky.social

i told her it would be a hilarious bit to keep supporting genocide and insult anyone who cared about it, sorry my bad

aug 9, 2025, 11:40 pm • 5 0 • view
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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social

Same energy. youtu.be/qN7be1ADhKI?...

aug 9, 2025, 10:50 pm • 3 0 • view
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.308s and Heartbreak @emilbarr.bsky.social

It wasnt funny at all. :(

aug 9, 2025, 10:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Silverfox (Céline)🏳️‍⚧️ @argkitsune.bsky.social

Here before the most obnoxious people find this post and take it seriously

aug 9, 2025, 10:30 pm • 10 0 • view
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That one Phoebe @notyetrain.bsky.social

A banner saying
aug 9, 2025, 11:07 pm • 5 0 • view
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Jay @jaydesign.bsky.social

I can't believe you managed to get Kamala to go along with it by being deliberately unappealing as a candidate

aug 9, 2025, 11:17 pm • 4 0 • view
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skill issue haver @super-dollworld.bsky.social

Finally, someone steps forward and takes responsibility

aug 9, 2025, 10:25 pm • 24 0 • view
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🏴‍☠️Rich Graham🕉︎ @richgraham.bsky.social

next time it would have been even funnier. Thats how extortion goes. the extortionists gets so confident that you cant get out of the trap that they take it for granted that you are their slave, and it gets funnier and funnier to just 'say no'. Weve reached a tipping point. Its normal to be unsure.

aug 9, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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🏴‍☠️Rich Graham🕉︎ @richgraham.bsky.social

I mean during a tipping point, everyone is unsure but they get more sure afterwards.

aug 9, 2025, 10:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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very tall bart @tallbart.com

I ran multiple Discord troll campaigns to spam the Internet and make it look like Kamala Harris was a bad candidate. Once again I regret my actions but I still maintain that it was a tiny bit funny

aug 9, 2025, 10:33 pm • 249 11 • view
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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social

Pretty funny tbh

aug 9, 2025, 10:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nick Realname @altjelly.bsky.social

I voted for Donald Trump 3 times but I maintain that it was for the bit, your honor. Yes, I also signed up with ICE and raided A FEW houses, but come on... you'd do it too if you'd had a few drinks!

aug 9, 2025, 10:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Johnny @doctorvenkman.com

Well, as long as you feel some regret

aug 9, 2025, 10:35 pm • 4 0 • view
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🏴‍☠️Rich Graham🕉︎ @richgraham.bsky.social

hilarious and most people suspected it. They just saw the wisdom. But theres a whole demographic emerging, thats rejecting the whole manifest destiny/lesser of two evil trap. and it might be what decided this election. I think its ahimsa.

aug 9, 2025, 10:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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very tall bart @tallbart.com

I took out loans and spent millions on billboards, bot farms, and research. At one point we had an office in Los Angeles of about 15 employees. It was a fun time. We had a crazy break room with all kinds of video games. Some of us still keep in touch

aug 9, 2025, 10:39 pm • 247 11 • view
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David Quinn @davidquinn.oideachasmedia.com

How didn’t you realise that one of 15 was secretly working for the Jill Stein campaign You helped Jill win and didn’t even realise all that time People told you very tall Bart but you just ignored them

aug 10, 2025, 12:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Dickardo 𓅸 O'Johnson @dickardo.bsky.social

sounds like you had a brat summer

aug 9, 2025, 10:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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Beanus @beanus.gay

Some of the best nights of my life. Tell smelly and the boys I say hello

aug 9, 2025, 10:45 pm • 6 0 • view
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dogtreatgeneral @dogtreatgeneral.bsky.social

yooo! i almost forgot about smelly! what a character, i hope he's doing okay, after the accident and all

aug 10, 2025, 8:50 am • 2 0 • view
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bogyankee.bsky.social @bogyankee.bsky.social

Foosball tables or it didn't happen! 🧐

aug 9, 2025, 10:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social

wow i cant believe you went back in time and made race hate a structural part of american identity why did you do that

aug 9, 2025, 10:59 pm • 26 1 • view
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Senator "Cloaca Enjoyer" Meatlord @hontdog.bsky.social

just dont let it happen again okay?

aug 9, 2025, 10:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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Senator "Cloaca Enjoyer" Meatlord @hontdog.bsky.social

even if its WAY funnier this time, you just cant

aug 9, 2025, 10:52 pm • 4 0 • view
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Sorry Not Sorry @sorrynoelle.bsky.social

are you the ceo of Wework or something

aug 10, 2025, 2:57 am • 2 0 • view
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Leon Thomas @renegadecut.bsky.social

admire the effort, at least. must have been challenging making such a great candidate look bad.

aug 9, 2025, 10:36 pm • 4 0 • view
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どん底の鴎 @gullmatic.bsky.social

im racist and ignorant about the world generally, yet insultingly wealthy. do you have a gofundme i could send $900,000 to? i know They are going to cancel you for this and i want to do my part

aug 9, 2025, 11:05 pm • 6 0 • view
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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social

I appreciate your apology. To make amends for this, and to do better in the future, please consider electing several liberals whose mandate consists of weakly folding to the right-wing. You will remain on my block list until you publicly endorse my authority as a Bluesky Leftist Community Moderator.

aug 9, 2025, 10:33 pm • 13 0 • view
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Avery @averyofbirds.bsky.social

Notes for next time, Trump should lose and his concession speech should be interrupted by a boot on the end of a long pole swinging down to kick him in the nads

aug 9, 2025, 10:27 pm • 12 0 • view
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Joey @jfintoni.bsky.social

image
aug 9, 2025, 10:45 pm • 34 0 • view
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rowan sexamungus @samschlong.bsky.social

i trusted you very tall bart. i bet youre not even very. youre just tall.

aug 10, 2025, 12:52 am • 9 0 • view
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Impartial Derivative @mikemay.bsky.social

That's quite alright, just as long as it doesn't happen again.

aug 9, 2025, 11:27 pm • 4 0 • view
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ThatGuy4000 @thatguy4000.bsky.social

Woozle wuzzle.....

aug 9, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alex Mittoo @alexmittoo.bsky.social

you lil rascal

aug 9, 2025, 10:40 pm • 6 0 • view
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InsectSecretary @insectsecretary.bsky.social

Tempted to write a reply to this to end up on louvre of Bluesky…

aug 9, 2025, 11:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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🌩️STRANGECLOUD @jideaum.bsky.social

I support whichever political outcome is funniest

aug 10, 2025, 2:44 am • 0 0 • view
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(((Brady Surface))) @sirfache.bsky.social

This is totally going to end up on the Discover feed and a lot of confused accounts following 56k people are going to be furious

aug 9, 2025, 10:28 pm • 38 0 • view
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Jacksfilms @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social

Thank you. We forgive you

aug 9, 2025, 10:33 pm • 36 0 • view
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Thats a Nice Hat @thatsanicehat.bsky.social

We really don’t.

aug 14, 2025, 8:58 am • 0 0 • view