White boys Sephiroth-posting about Cracker Barrel is pretty unsurprising given the decades they've spent hyping up random shit to be the end of Western civilization, but it doesn't make it any less embarrassing
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Some marketing exec was like "our logo needs to be more readable on a phone" And they are losing their minds
aug 21, 2025, 11:01 pm • 3 0 • view
god sephiroth-posting about cracker barrel is so funny, at least the concept out of context is. fuck these armchair fashies
aug 22, 2025, 3:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Bros will type shit like this in response to Cracker Barrel becoming “woke” but will struggle to write a one page essay to pass their classes
aug 21, 2025, 11:07 pm • 2 0 • view
They say white people have no culture and to that I say… Yeah they’re absolutely right what kind of culture bases itself around fucking Cracker Barrel?
aug 21, 2025, 11:15 pm • 5 0 • view
Like, it's a boring logo, but what is bro waffling about it being woke, it's just the words Cracker Barrel
aug 21, 2025, 11:25 pm • 4 0 • view
It's so ridiculous that it's painted as some kind of woke thing, and not just another corporation choosing bland new aesthetics because every other company has done the exact same thing.
aug 21, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
I wonder what'll be the woke battleground in 2030. My bet's on shoelaces. They're gonna go all in on Velcro shoes
aug 21, 2025, 10:20 pm • 157 7 • view
This is a long call, But I think those pilgrim buckle hats are going to come back as a right wing fashion statement. It’s going to be so stupid.
aug 21, 2025, 10:22 pm • 12 0 • view
Oh dude this could totally happen, i vann see some grifter selling them en masse as a campaign to "take back thanksgiving" from the "woke Indians" and "honor their pilgim ancestry" or some shit
aug 22, 2025, 3:58 am • 2 0 • view
i read this as "belts on shoelaces" and had a horrific vision of magats dressed like kingdom hearts characters
aug 22, 2025, 3:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Join the Aglet Battalion
aug 21, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Need to start up the meta nostalgia, where these assholes just complain about how they used to have so much better things to complain about.
aug 21, 2025, 11:41 pm • 0 0 • view
“Jesus didn’t use shoe laces, why should the woke moralists make you?”
aug 21, 2025, 10:30 pm • 0 0 • view
They're gonna start proudly shitting themselves in public after someone pulls Trump's pants down on national TV, exposing his saggy, leaking diaper.
aug 21, 2025, 10:54 pm • 0 0 • view
gay guys lace up. real men strap in.
aug 21, 2025, 11:25 pm • 2 0 • view
I'm surprised they haven't called velcro woke because Something Something Pandering To People With Limited Mobility
aug 21, 2025, 10:25 pm • 3 0 • view
aglets too phallic
aug 22, 2025, 3:15 am • 1 0 • view
the battle of the Bootbarn pride collection
aug 21, 2025, 11:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Surprised he didn't call it N-Word Barrel in fit of rage. Publicly at least.
aug 21, 2025, 11:19 pm • 1 0 • view
To be fair, Sephiroth realized his mom was a big ol thing from yonder space and he got bummed and mad and this guy might have the same problem. maybe moms was too busy being mutated and it rubbed off on him. very sad. :(
aug 22, 2025, 6:37 am • 1 0 • view
"the barrel must be cracked" was right there, they can't even be stupid funny
aug 21, 2025, 10:23 pm • 15 0 • view
bring back the sexy green m&m
aug 21, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
i just fucking wish they could feel shame, i hate how much of the modern conservative movement is based around saying something exceedingly embarrassing and then not being socially aware enough to actually be like “wow i look like a total moron/psychopath”
aug 22, 2025, 1:34 am • 2 0 • view
like how the hell does someone freak out over the green m&m not being fuckable enough or something and not want to just end their own life immediately
aug 22, 2025, 1:37 am • 1 0 • view