What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator
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@lovelybees.bsky.social @chaosprincess.bsky.social
sep 17, 2025, 4:00 am • 2 0 • view
Lol. Reading and processing that was like hearing a plummy British dude speak.
sep 17, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
@jenna7.tgirl.gay 🤣🤣🤣🤣☺️
sep 17, 2025, 3:58 am • 1 0 • view
This doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of the rise of the Sigma Mares from the furr sections of fapchan.
sep 17, 2025, 3:52 am • 0 0 • view
These all seem like made up words that make no sense! I thought a scroad is the skin on a certain male body part??? Just saying...
sep 16, 2025, 10:47 am • 1 0 • view
They're not made up - Elon Skum actively supports both of those groups
sep 16, 2025, 12:41 pm • 1 0 • view
He even tried to get some love from fapchan users - no luck
sep 16, 2025, 12:42 pm • 1 0 • view
The internet is a very big place and I have no legitimate reason to not believe this could describe a very small amount of people even if totally by accident.
sep 16, 2025, 2:36 pm • 2 0 • view
HOLY SHIT CHIITAN LIKED MY POST?!?!?
sep 16, 2025, 2:39 pm • 2 0 • view
Not to be confused with scrod or schrod.
sep 16, 2025, 8:34 pm • 1 0 • view
I can’t find any info on this group
sep 16, 2025, 12:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Look up Elon Skum - he knows a thing or two about fapchan
sep 16, 2025, 12:35 pm • 1 0 • view
sep 16, 2025, 9:29 am • 3 0 • view
and they have a kid, somehow
sep 17, 2025, 6:56 am • 0 0 • view
For real! I felt like I needed to make a conspiracy board when someone asked what a groyper is.
sep 16, 2025, 8:13 am • 4 0 • view
I woke up and Blusky is now Reddit🤣
sep 16, 2025, 11:20 am • 3 0 • view
Blu turned red and sky turned dit?
sep 16, 2025, 11:26 am • 3 2 • view
Dit, dirt, what's the difference anymore?
sep 16, 2025, 12:54 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m rooting for the ice age… ❄️
sep 16, 2025, 7:22 am • 11 0 • view
Giant Meteor for me. Let's get the dying over with quickly.
sep 16, 2025, 1:16 pm • 3 0 • view
Nah the scroads should die slowly and painfully.
sep 16, 2025, 5:11 pm • 1 0 • view
I used to be a member, those guys are terrible people they prey on the weak, they use the same tactics as every other far-right hate group... and even more, stay safe out there.
sep 16, 2025, 1:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Why not? They're all the same dork.
sep 16, 2025, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Which senator?
sep 16, 2025, 10:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Omg
sep 16, 2025, 2:30 pm • 0 0 • view
When future civilizations go to study The Meme Ages, this skeet will have somehow survived and be pivotal to their understanding
sep 16, 2025, 9:41 am • 22 0 • view
Amen, piss on carpet
sep 16, 2025, 10:22 am • 5 0 • view
Replies are sleeping on fapchan
sep 16, 2025, 12:26 pm • 2 1 • view
Fapchan was born from the ashes of nofapchan
sep 16, 2025, 12:35 pm • 1 0 • view
And seven members of congress.
sep 16, 2025, 12:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Many Groinks and Glunts knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Scroad that day, I can tell you!
sep 16, 2025, 6:30 am • 36 0 • view
This is blatant giant slor erasure. I'm your employer will not like hearing about this.
sep 16, 2025, 1:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Noooo I was thinking of a different reconciliation of the Meketrex Supplicants!
sep 16, 2025, 2:23 pm • 1 0 • view
"I'm sure your ..." My kingdom for an edit button.
sep 16, 2025, 3:26 pm • 0 0 • view
sep 16, 2025, 9:38 am • 16 0 • view
I came here for this :-)
sep 16, 2025, 7:32 am • 3 0 • view
just one?
sep 16, 2025, 2:32 pm • 0 0 • view
I am feeling very old right now- do not understand any of this
sep 16, 2025, 2:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Just another name for the same old shit.
sep 16, 2025, 3:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Gadzoinks sir
sep 16, 2025, 5:57 am • 7 0 • view
which senator? it's milton wikifeet isn't it
sep 16, 2025, 8:24 am • 4 0 • view
"Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."
sep 16, 2025, 2:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't want no scroads, a scroad is a guy who can't get no likes from me.
sep 16, 2025, 8:28 am • 24 0 • view
A scroad is a guy on the far right Also known as a groyper (groyper)
sep 16, 2025, 6:23 am • 13 0 • view
The honklers never really recovered from the glunt war
sep 16, 2025, 12:19 pm • 12 1 • view
The joke is that for a little while the honklers were actually real
sep 16, 2025, 12:28 pm • 6 0 • view
There’s ancient IT folk lore about guys’ devotion to their File And Print (FAP) Server, seems like. Didn’t that group have yet another name like the jagoffs
sep 16, 2025, 12:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Endangered now.
sep 16, 2025, 12:27 pm • 4 0 • view
Haven't seen a clown pepe in years
sep 16, 2025, 12:28 pm • 4 1 • view
That speaks volumes.
sep 16, 2025, 12:29 pm • 3 0 • view
TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG'
sep 16, 2025, 1:16 pm • 0 0 • view
I miss the simple days of pro-skub and anti-skub
sep 17, 2025, 11:40 am • 0 0 • view
Oh boy I didn’t realize groinks had gotten that mainstream
sep 16, 2025, 6:00 am • 44 0 • view
I love living in an era of history that's going to need to come with a disclaimer in history books that everything listed within actually happened. That's assuming, of course, that the politics of the near and/or distant future aren't somehow even crazier/dumber than our own.
sep 16, 2025, 12:29 pm • 7 0 • view
We are charging full speed into catastrophic climate change. There will eventually be billions of refugees looking for shelter and food. Just several million refugees led to the collapse of US democracy and the near collapse of democracy in Europe. What we are seeing now is a low key preview.
sep 16, 2025, 12:39 pm • 5 0 • view
And that relates to what I said how?
sep 16, 2025, 12:41 pm • 2 0 • view
your initial comment was based on the assumption that there will still be history books that the kids are reading in the not so distant future. This person disagrees, i think.
sep 16, 2025, 2:35 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm saying it's going to get much, much harder to believe.
sep 16, 2025, 3:10 pm • 2 0 • view
Also the past pluperfect of screwed
sep 16, 2025, 1:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Who???? Joe Manchin..he looks like one...
sep 16, 2025, 11:56 am • 1 0 • view
Too real to be real.
sep 16, 2025, 9:22 am • 5 0 • view
And a four-star general
sep 16, 2025, 11:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Somehow every of these words make sense to describe these pieces of shite and their infected brain's culture.
sep 16, 2025, 12:36 pm • 2 0 • view
I just thought they were all scrotes.
sep 16, 2025, 7:43 am • 1 0 • view
Sadly enough I cannot tell if this is sarcasm or real.
sep 17, 2025, 2:41 am • 2 0 • view
Are you serious? Name names.
sep 17, 2025, 3:42 am • 0 0 • view
Makes the same amount of sense as any other damn thing. It always boils down to men madly driven to exert power over each other.
sep 16, 2025, 10:45 am • 0 0 • view
#starvetherich
sep 16, 2025, 4:09 pm • 1 0 • view
My first saved post thanks
sep 16, 2025, 2:34 pm • 0 0 • view
This must be what it sounds like to my boomer parents when I try to contextualize this whole mess
sep 16, 2025, 2:16 pm • 6 0 • view
Loved explaining what a groyper was to my 80 year old parents. They already tragically knew who Nick Fuentes is from when Trump had dinner with him and Kanye. This is worse than when I had to tell them about Kek. We aren’t even American!
sep 16, 2025, 2:23 pm • 5 0 • view
Oh shit kekastan. What a simpler time it was.
sep 16, 2025, 6:03 pm • 2 0 • view
I want to go back to the days when the most annoying thing I had to explain to my mom was the meaning of the word “wanker”.
sep 16, 2025, 3:02 pm • 1 0 • view
And why no, you cannot go around telling everyone your cat is a “pillow princess” even if she does have a favorite pillow and is very cute sitting on it.
sep 16, 2025, 3:03 pm • 4 0 • view
Jfc!😂 also tho, let her call her cat a pillow princess.
sep 16, 2025, 6:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Yep. I'm too old for this shit! 🫤
sep 16, 2025, 9:24 am • 7 0 • view
scroaded mike lee
sep 16, 2025, 8:12 am • 28 0 • view
🤭
sep 16, 2025, 1:27 pm • 0 0 • view
There seems to be a lot of fapping going on there.
sep 16, 2025, 8:47 pm • 0 0 • view
lol white collar gang warfare be like
sep 16, 2025, 11:27 am • 1 0 • view
www.youtube.com/shorts/3SPXF...
sep 16, 2025, 3:25 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m so tired. I’m so tired of them. I don’t know if those are real words or not.
sep 16, 2025, 11:33 am • 3 0 • view
hey, these days it could all be a go...😄
sep 16, 2025, 12:43 pm • 0 0 • view
gonna toss this up on nextdoor and then delete the app forever
sep 16, 2025, 11:55 am • 12 0 • view
And you can stream the documentary on Poob. Poob has it for you.
sep 16, 2025, 10:41 am • 6 0 • view
zoinks
sep 17, 2025, 2:39 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah free-based Mike Lee.
sep 16, 2025, 1:09 pm • 0 0 • view
More importantly, they all hate and regularly assassinate each other, but everyone agrees it's the left's fault
sep 16, 2025, 4:55 pm • 1 0 • view
guy who's only watched not just bikes voice:
sep 16, 2025, 8:51 am • 1 0 • view
I hate 2025...
sep 17, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
How funny! In my junior high school (1978-1980) a scroad was a male who wore only black band t-shirts, had facial hair (even at that age), smoked weed and was mostly an idiot.
sep 16, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Scroad is short for scrotum
sep 16, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Didn’t groink play for the Patriots? Or was it the Buccaneers?! It was one of them teams, & whichever one, I hope they observed a moment of silence for that swashbuckling patriot, Charlie Kirok! youtu.be/isoSITS61ic?...
sep 16, 2025, 12:19 pm • 2 0 • view
It's like trash fantasy fiction that thinks it's being clever when it calls the elves something different and gives the Dwarves Greek accents.
sep 16, 2025, 8:11 am • 10 0 • view
None of these words are in the bible..
sep 16, 2025, 8:21 am • 7 0 • view
Well that depends on your translation...
sep 16, 2025, 12:50 pm • 1 0 • view
I think I have reached the age where I no longer understand young speak.
sep 16, 2025, 2:53 pm • 0 0 • view
So many DISTRACTIONS, so little time! Release ALL of the Epstein files, Release ALL of the Epstein files, Release ALL of the Epstein files, Release ALL of the Epstein files, Release ALL of the Epstein files, Release ALL of the Epstein files and furthermore...Release ALL of the Epstein files...
sep 16, 2025, 12:16 pm • 1 0 • view
This is how it feels trying to explain this shit to my parents
sep 16, 2025, 1:57 pm • 4 0 • view
"Many Scroads and Groinks knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Glunt that day, I can tell you!"
sep 16, 2025, 4:52 pm • 2 0 • view
Have the guys from Rage Against the Machine gotten anywhere with their lawsuit against the Groinks who made a parody version of one of their songs, "The Ghost of Tom Scroad"?
sep 16, 2025, 9:46 am • 6 0 • view
these all sound like STDs
sep 16, 2025, 6:29 am • 43 0 • view
Considering the various groups are made up of what are basically just barely sentient STDs, that's probably also true
sep 16, 2025, 7:03 am • 44 0 • view
Ironic, because none of them will ever have sex
sep 16, 2025, 12:51 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣
sep 16, 2025, 11:45 pm • 0 0 • view
A scroad is also a guy who thinks he’s fly, and is also known as a busta
sep 16, 2025, 1:25 pm • 6 0 • view
Hangin out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride
sep 16, 2025, 2:04 pm • 2 0 • view
They can’t come up with better cult names?
sep 16, 2025, 5:00 pm • 0 0 • view
There were many possible futures but the 1990s did NOT prepare me for the human ability to come up with the absolute most embarrassing words for the most hellish things. Seeing a Nazi with a fuckin’ stolen frog cartoon flag feels like a stroke symptom.
sep 16, 2025, 8:17 am • 129 9 • view
All those science fiction stories where someone travels from the future to try to change the course of history, and in not one of them does future guy refuse to explain the situation, saying "it's just too damn embarrassing, ok?"
sep 16, 2025, 11:34 am • 47 6 • view
See also Richard Spencer being punched in the head while explaining his Pepe badge. As ever, Aamer youtu.be/IKICKcMU3MU?...
sep 16, 2025, 11:25 am • 6 0 • view
To be sure, there's precedent in The War of Jenkins' Ear.
sep 16, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Let's not forget the meme that originated from fapchan, scroadum toad. Folks trying to say it was harmless but the speed it was co-opted made it pretty clear, not to mention the name.
sep 16, 2025, 8:33 am • 4 0 • view
Only one?
sep 16, 2025, 11:15 am • 2 0 • view
I can no longer tell what is irony, what is sarcasm, what is humour and what is real! 😂🤔😭
sep 16, 2025, 1:35 pm • 3 0 • view
Irony, sarcasm, and humor are against Bluesky Community Agreement. You must take that to Mastodon, ASAP!
sep 16, 2025, 5:07 pm • 2 0 • view
oh that's not good
sep 16, 2025, 6:09 am • 11 0 • view
I just need everyone to know I’m reading this stuff to my Italian husband & he’s leaning towards everyone admitting America should have been aborted 😭
sep 16, 2025, 10:22 am • 4 0 • view
Can he come tutor us in doing the full Mussolini? I need to know what knot to use while hanging fascists upside down. Grazie mille per tutto
sep 16, 2025, 5:16 pm • 3 1 • view
ahh this explains why you have to provide proof you are at least 18 to be on fapchan now.
sep 16, 2025, 9:31 pm • 0 0 • view
They organize on Glomper dot com, an offshoot the old Oomper forums
sep 16, 2025, 6:41 pm • 1 0 • view
I can’t tell what is real with the far-right anymore. Is it time to try to grow food with Gatorade yet?
sep 16, 2025, 9:36 am • 6 0 • view
Deserves a wiki.
sep 16, 2025, 7:44 pm • 0 0 • view
This is wild to me all these secret far right platforms. List?
sep 16, 2025, 8:34 am • 1 0 • view
What a load of old bollocks. Seems some Americans need more to do
sep 16, 2025, 12:40 pm • 0 0 • view
At this point your post is completely plausible.
sep 16, 2025, 7:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Has anybody here read the Illuminatus Trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson? This post reminds me of that style writing. My handle is also based on that book.
sep 16, 2025, 1:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Talesofilluminatus.com
sep 18, 2025, 2:04 am • 1 0 • view
A scroad is a guy who thinks he's fly?
sep 16, 2025, 1:19 pm • 0 0 • view
I suppose their collective noun is a scroadum.
sep 16, 2025, 8:47 pm • 2 0 • view
What?!?!?
sep 17, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
Glunt was a good man right up until the end, I don't care what the screenshots say
sep 16, 2025, 10:06 am • 3 0 • view
Hail Hydra.
sep 17, 2025, 3:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Senator Bloodfeast Jr. has since denounced the scroads but still posts regularly on fapchan, leading observers to believe his “why I left the scroads” video to be a troll aimed at the “soy groinks.”
sep 16, 2025, 6:00 am • 481 10 • view
The story is true, but the names have been changed to protect the normies.
sep 16, 2025, 12:46 pm • 5 0 • view
Bloodfeast often jokes that "liberals should be stopped now-ish", which is a reference to a line from the game-within-a-game, 'Glory Scroads', from the latest Lust for War videogame released in 2020, during Covid. One of the most popular guns in the series shoots toxic semen.
sep 16, 2025, 11:11 am • 18 0 • view
Ken Burns is working on the doc rn.
sep 16, 2025, 10:23 am • 95 0 • view
Picturing the screenshot zoom and pan now
sep 16, 2025, 12:17 pm • 29 0 • view
Having Ron Howard narrate was a fine choice. 🙂
sep 16, 2025, 12:34 pm • 38 0 • view
The interviews of people using voice modulators in dark rooms adds to the dramatic effect.
sep 16, 2025, 1:10 pm • 27 0 • view
"My dearest Edna…" voice and pacing, except instead of handwritten letters from the 1800s, they're reading screenshots of DMs.
sep 16, 2025, 4:28 pm • 5 0 • view
....post feet
sep 16, 2025, 5:56 pm • 2 0 • view
I thought it was Attenborough, since chuds definitely qualify as wildlife
sep 17, 2025, 3:29 am • 4 0 • view
I have been cracking up at your profile pic for about an hour, and it's exactly what I needed lol thank you lol
sep 16, 2025, 11:38 am • 1 0 • view
scroadem
sep 16, 2025, 6:37 am • 5 0 • view
i hardly know em
sep 16, 2025, 11:58 am • 0 0 • view
This entire convo is over my head, or under my feet - not sure which 🤔
sep 16, 2025, 7:52 pm • 0 0 • view
During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, they came as a large moving Torb. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose the form of a giant Sloar.
sep 16, 2025, 9:29 am • 11 0 • view
Scroad -> Chode pipeline
sep 16, 2025, 12:32 pm • 3 0 • view
Don't forget about the glinkos, a subgroup of the scroads that seceded after the youtuber Poinkosloink dissed the group for not being racist enough with the Rongling scum.
sep 16, 2025, 8:21 am • 2 0 • view
And here I thought a scroad was the more cursed stroad. A combination of a scrotum and a road Or maybe it's when we stomp nazi balls on the road 🤔
sep 16, 2025, 8:40 am • 7 0 • view
Every news article for the past week
sep 16, 2025, 6:37 am • 8 0 • view
YOU STUPID FUCKING SCROAD
sep 16, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
just another day at the new sentence factory
sep 16, 2025, 6:35 am • 66 4 • view
Attempts to repair the schism between scroads and groinks led to the rise of the scroinks, an increasingly militant minority faction despised by both. They have links with oil businessemen in Dallas.
sep 16, 2025, 12:09 pm • 10 0 • view
None of this has been confirmed. I hope your sources are good.
sep 16, 2025, 12:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Here's my source bsky.app/profile/lale...
sep 16, 2025, 1:12 pm • 13 1 • view
Rock Solid
sep 16, 2025, 1:29 pm • 2 0 • view
The Internet doesn't lie!
sep 17, 2025, 4:27 am • 0 0 • view
The source of all truths.
sep 17, 2025, 12:39 pm • 0 0 • view
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
sep 16, 2025, 9:07 am • 38 0 • view
Lewis Carrol was brilliant
sep 16, 2025, 10:46 am • 9 0 • view
i legit callooh! callay!-ed yesterday when a certain magic gathering community was finally ended.
sep 16, 2025, 2:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Really? In the sub-culture I grew up in, "scroad" was a word we used for a soft poser who was always trying to act like the thoughest person around to compensate for the fact that they were actually soft and weak. I was told it came from "scrotum".
sep 16, 2025, 4:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Example... "He's staring hard, what's his problem?" "Him? He ain't shit but a scroad, fuck him up if you want."
sep 16, 2025, 4:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Is a group of scroads called a scroadum
sep 16, 2025, 8:11 am • 43 0 • view
it's actually called a congress of scroads
sep 16, 2025, 9:19 am • 24 0 • view
But I gotta say, I made bank during the run up to glunt war offloading those fapcoins to those dumbfuck scroads before that last poast by Glimtron_024 went viral
sep 16, 2025, 8:59 am • 2 0 • view
There is a whole scroad caucus is the house. Their “if you’re reading this, you’re gay” bill advanced out of the armed services committee thanks to pressure from Secretary Hegseth.
sep 16, 2025, 2:21 pm • 4 0 • view
I can't tell if this is satire.
sep 17, 2025, 7:12 am • 0 0 • view
Not to be confused with a scrund, which is also a far-right online hate group but more open about how they want to lower the age of consent.
sep 16, 2025, 9:18 am • 12 0 • view
Pft. These guys are new-age leftists compared to the Groknards, who defeated the great Sissy Boy Army at the Battle of Waifu in 2009.
sep 17, 2025, 6:11 am • 0 0 • view
Now that I'm living through history I'll never be able to read about history again without thinking "I wonder if this was also a shitpost that got out of hand?"
sep 16, 2025, 6:41 am • 331 26 • view
I mean, that's really the whole plot of the Trojan War even the gods split into groink and scroad factions, trolling each other's champions for lulz
sep 16, 2025, 12:54 pm • 1 0 • view
The "throw things in the harbor" challenge.
sep 16, 2025, 11:36 am • 9 0 • view
This is how I feel listening to s lot of Behind the Bastards episodes. They're in the middle of Himmler's story right now, and it's been joked multiple times we'd be in a different 2025 if Himmler had D&D or Warhammer or WoW or whatever.
sep 16, 2025, 1:47 pm • 0 0 • view
It used to be hired mercenaries getting restless and bored starting shit, now those people exist online
sep 16, 2025, 12:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Many of the members of the demi-monde prided themselves on what they called "defaecant pamphleteering"
sep 16, 2025, 12:42 pm • 1 0 • view
franz ferdinand had actually disavowed something in a bosnian political cartoon setting off the Chungus Wars
sep 16, 2025, 9:04 am • 97 1 • view
The Black Hand can actually be seen as a sort of proto groink group.
sep 16, 2025, 9:18 am • 61 0 • view
Well @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social argues that tuberculosis had a not to be discounted influence in all of this...
sep 16, 2025, 12:47 pm • 7 0 • view
Serbian nationalism *is* chud-coded
sep 16, 2025, 5:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Max Stirner: cackling maniacally from Beyond the Grave.
sep 17, 2025, 9:29 am • 0 0 • view
Not since the Peoples Front of Judea has the world seen such massive splitters.
sep 16, 2025, 11:34 am • 6 3 • view
The Judean People’s Front!
sep 16, 2025, 2:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Splitter!
sep 16, 2025, 2:20 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m so afraid that all this is very real!
sep 16, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view
sep 16, 2025, 4:32 pm • 11 0 • view
This is like the most depressing sequel to that one news anchor asking "Who is this 'Four Chan?'" way back in the day
sep 21, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
The curse of us all having to keep track of all these different segments of fascist jerk-offs
sep 21, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
This is exactly what this feels like to me, though. I know the terms people are using are meaningful to loads of folks, but they all just sound like gibberish or slurs to me. I just want people to have rights, please? 😅😭
sep 16, 2025, 9:33 am • 16 0 • view
The groinks to the scroads:
sep 16, 2025, 10:20 am • 6 0 • view
But will they know what it is to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day?? youtu.be/x8b0nctyXiY?...
sep 16, 2025, 11:26 am • 4 0 • view
Only the shubs and zuuls will know that particular privilege.
sep 16, 2025, 11:27 am • 1 0 • view
I think I have a good guess...
sep 16, 2025, 7:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Ok but how many scroads can you use the slurp juice on?
sep 16, 2025, 8:22 am • 1 0 • view
is this a parody of the groypers, or is it actual info ?
sep 16, 2025, 8:53 am • 16 0 • view
How could one tell?
sep 16, 2025, 9:39 am • 24 0 • view
Fuck if I know at that point, those right-wing idiots are such clowns, most parodies could documentaries.
sep 16, 2025, 9:50 am • 10 0 • view
Pretty sure it is
sep 16, 2025, 10:10 am • 0 0 • view
a major tell for being a scroad is the phrase "Hey how is it going" yeah I know bear with me okay they do it like in a malicious way if someone says "hey how is it going" with a mischievous grin and a mean look you know their a scroad
sep 16, 2025, 8:50 am • 6 0 • view
No, I don't want no scroads.
sep 16, 2025, 3:34 pm • 1 0 • view
… What?
sep 16, 2025, 8:26 am • 3 0 • view
Don’t forget about the massive wave of infighting that took place in 2019 when Glob-Spigelous questioned Scruntus Bleekus’ leadership on BlorbForums
sep 16, 2025, 1:34 pm • 2 0 • view
wait, so zendaya is meechee?
sep 16, 2025, 7:59 am • 1 0 • view
Is it the same Senator who ruled fapchan with a lubed fist?
sep 16, 2025, 11:08 am • 6 1 • view
This all sounds like Warhammer Space Orks.
sep 16, 2025, 12:49 pm • 0 0 • view
This is what it sounds like from an outsider looking into an online hate group
sep 16, 2025, 1:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Lost my V card in the Glunt War. Slunted a lot of scroads back then. It was a simpler time
sep 16, 2025, 5:54 am • 102 1 • view
What is a scroad? A scroad is a guy that can't get no love from me Hangin' out the passenger side Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me.
sep 16, 2025, 11:17 am • 4 1 • view
scroad, groinks, glunt war, I live in a different world
sep 16, 2025, 9:19 am • 3 0 • view
(Don't Want No) Scroads.
sep 16, 2025, 3:14 pm • 0 0 • view
sep 17, 2025, 4:59 am • 0 0 • view
Why do i feel like the far right online spaces are just making up words now
sep 17, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
....That both makes perfect sense, and makes me feel like I'm having a stroke while reading all those names.
sep 16, 2025, 9:46 am • 5 0 • view
Woodward and Bernstein need to do a book about this. It's a seminal moment in American history.
sep 16, 2025, 12:46 pm • 0 0 • view
This is the best summary ive read. Thank you
sep 16, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
sep 16, 2025, 8:50 am • 48 1 • view
sep 16, 2025, 5:41 pm • 14 2 • view
Do you have a name for the unidentified senator of the United States?
sep 16, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Probably a white male. (It's okay. the Supreme Court said we're allowed to profile now)
sep 17, 2025, 3:31 am • 1 0 • view
Clearly Sen. Zorb
sep 17, 2025, 3:34 am • 1 0 • view
Heard this in my head in the voice of dan olson
sep 16, 2025, 8:44 am • 2 0 • view
This post gave me a stroke
sep 16, 2025, 4:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Is this like chuds and cucks?
sep 17, 2025, 5:54 am • 0 0 • view
Huh?!?!
sep 17, 2025, 5:53 am • 0 0 • view
I feel that I am dumber the more I learn about groypers. Unwashed shit-talkers and shit-posters, I got it.
sep 16, 2025, 9:35 am • 2 0 • view
So much crap.
sep 16, 2025, 6:42 am • 2 0 • view
Scroad, Groinks & Fapchan - a law firm representing tRump in various criminal matters.
sep 16, 2025, 7:09 pm • 3 0 • view
Why is this so disturbingly accurate?
sep 16, 2025, 1:02 pm • 4 0 • view
wait isn't a scroad a sort of robotic wheelchair / brain implant used by an alien species of intelligent plants?
sep 16, 2025, 3:16 pm • 0 0 • view
I have it on good authority that the "oy" in groyper is a Mossad operation.
sep 16, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Nearly every idiot on Xitter was a scroad or a groink. All were completely divorced from reality. I have no regrets having cancelled my account.
sep 16, 2025, 6:19 am • 3 0 • view
The Jabberwocky was MAGA
sep 16, 2025, 11:34 am • 0 0 • view
It's hilarious and sad that this is what reality actually sounds like now.
sep 16, 2025, 10:40 am • 1 0 • view
For real?
sep 16, 2025, 12:55 pm • 0 0 • view
One is amused at 'fapchan'
sep 16, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
What language is this? Sounds familiar, but can't quite understand it.
sep 17, 2025, 6:06 am • 1 0 • view
What in the unicorns and fairies did I just read?
sep 17, 2025, 12:19 am • 3 0 • view
This is very JRR Tolkein.
sep 16, 2025, 9:57 am • 4 0 • view
More like JRR Tokin’
sep 16, 2025, 10:30 am • 2 0 • view
thought it would be a new type of road
sep 16, 2025, 6:18 am • 4 0 • view
That's a stroad! No, really.
sep 16, 2025, 12:45 pm • 3 0 • view
Just another Curtain Of witch to Hide behind
sep 16, 2025, 2:43 pm • 1 0 • view
All of this can be completely plausible now a days. There are realities in Rick & Morty that are less dumb than this one.
sep 16, 2025, 11:12 am • 1 0 • view
Both groups worship Glonzo, but the scroads say "Glory to Glonzo" while the groinks say "Glonzo to Glory"... which, of course, is why they hate each other with the heat of 1,000 suns and have vowed to fight to the death.
sep 16, 2025, 5:33 pm • 2 0 • view
I can't tell if this is real or not.
sep 16, 2025, 9:23 pm • 5 0 • view
Sounds wroak.
sep 16, 2025, 11:50 am • 4 1 • view
I hate how hard it is to tell whether or not this is satirical.
sep 16, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
This reminds me of Douglas Adams.
sep 16, 2025, 1:53 pm • 1 0 • view
What in the fuxk did you just say? 😆
sep 16, 2025, 5:26 pm • 0 0 • view
All new words to me but, unfortunately, has the patina of truth.
sep 16, 2025, 7:34 am • 7 0 • view
And the grink? How does he fit into all of this? Thanks for all you do.
sep 16, 2025, 9:49 am • 4 0 • view
sep 16, 2025, 10:36 am • 0 0 • view
sep 17, 2025, 2:09 am • 1 0 • view
Scroads are, of course, closely related to chudlers (not to be confused with the popular contemporary meme "chud hitler")
sep 16, 2025, 1:45 pm • 3 0 • view
I thought Ted Cruz was a 'scrote'.
sep 16, 2025, 8:03 pm • 1 0 • view
#SkeetsFromTheFuture
sep 16, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
The members of the Scrite Mates only drink clear sodas and are known for their vibrant blue plaid shirts. They killed a man in the Quaker Oatmeal mascot riots of 2017. Their leaders podcast has 72 million subscribers.
sep 16, 2025, 9:03 am • 7 0 • view
I wonder when the Van-Buren boys are coming back. #8
sep 16, 2025, 2:45 pm • 1 0 • view
This reads like star wars
sep 17, 2025, 3:59 am • 0 0 • view
Holy smokes, now we know why Congress has no scroadums.
sep 16, 2025, 5:59 am • 19 0 • view
Checks out.
sep 16, 2025, 11:38 am • 0 0 • view
I'm sorry, is this posting in English? Scroad? Groinks? Glunt? Fapchan? Some people need to get the hell off-line and go read a paperback novel.
sep 16, 2025, 8:51 am • 3 0 • view
this is all new to me.
sep 22, 2025, 12:52 am • 0 0 • view
Stupid Christian right-wing obvious asshole dipshit? There ya go, now I know.
sep 16, 2025, 1:38 pm • 0 0 • view
sep 16, 2025, 10:40 am • 0 0 • view
And for the love of god, don't confuse a groink for a _grink_. They are two VERY different groups with a lot of blood spilled between them
sep 16, 2025, 6:02 am • 115 1 • view
Lord, how many sub sets are there???
sep 16, 2025, 1:37 pm • 0 0 • view
@groink is this true?
sep 16, 2025, 9:27 am • 1 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/dude...
sep 16, 2025, 8:23 am • 10 0 • view
Grinks are just closeted groinks
sep 16, 2025, 10:25 am • 4 0 • view
Or confuse a Scroad for a Scrote. Apparently there is a difference. But I never could tell.
sep 16, 2025, 12:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Only if the groink was there
sep 16, 2025, 8:18 am • 46 0 • view
It wasn't until "the Glunt war" that I realized this was satire & before that I was like oh shit not ANOTHER subspecies I have to worry about
sep 16, 2025, 2:57 pm • 5 0 • view
Same 😂
sep 16, 2025, 4:20 pm • 0 0 • view
This dark mirror world contains a right that is the schismatic equivalent of the old left, while the left is mostly unified on sustainable social democratic reforms and inclusion diversity equity and autonomy.
sep 16, 2025, 2:36 pm • 0 0 • view
*sung to the tune of “No Scrubs”
sep 16, 2025, 11:21 am • 1 0 • view
This post reads like it came from an alternate universe, but one that's not significantly different from our own. An Alt-Universe
sep 16, 2025, 6:34 am • 29 0 • view
Which senator?
sep 16, 2025, 8:58 am • 1 0 • view
Mike Lee. Couldn't you tell?
sep 16, 2025, 9:40 am • 3 0 • view
Should of known but I like facts so thank you
sep 16, 2025, 11:06 am • 0 0 • view
Why is this my career
sep 16, 2025, 5:51 am • 395 2 • view
let it be known that you and others like you are doing a valuable service
sep 16, 2025, 6:11 am • 173 0 • view
I had to explain to my dad what a Groyper was finally after following Kirk for ten years, it's been a wild ride
sep 16, 2025, 10:53 am • 9 0 • view
Also, a valuable scrovice.
sep 16, 2025, 9:34 am • 96 0 • view
Hi LCRW I love you Please have a nice day and keep safe and do what you do.
sep 16, 2025, 7:53 am • 8 0 • view
Thank you for your service on the front lines of the internet o7
sep 16, 2025, 11:43 am • 5 0 • view
sep 16, 2025, 8:53 am • 9 0 • view
Scroad, groinks, Glunt War, fapchan? I thought I was fairly familiar with these right wing groups, but I had never heard of any of these.
sep 16, 2025, 6:06 pm • 0 0 • view
One member is a senator. Surely you undercounted.
sep 16, 2025, 11:04 am • 2 0 • view