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Stacey Vanek Smith @svaneksmith.bsky.social

If you can order your coffee in 12 words or less, you should be able to stand in a special express line

aug 15, 2025, 9:05 pm • 92 4

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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social

Including “please” and “thank you”? Or are those “free squares”?

aug 16, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Stacey Vanek Smith @svaneksmith.bsky.social

1. That is a very on brand Canadian question ❤️ and yes… that can’t count against anyone

aug 16, 2025, 4:13 am • 2 0 • view
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social

I’d still fail though because my coffee order, in most specialty coffee places, include “what word do I use for ‘medium’? And do you have an iced mocha coffee that doesn’t include 18 spoons of sugar or half a bottle of syrup?” I’m intimidated by coffee order menus lol

aug 16, 2025, 4:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Ms. Katonic ™️ @chaosfeminist.bsky.social

The express line is ordering on the app and picking it up

aug 16, 2025, 5:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Valleydude70 @valleydude70.bsky.social

Grande skim latte. 5 syllables. 4 if I just want a tall.

aug 16, 2025, 5:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Dr. Tracy A Pearson, J.D. 💙 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @tracyexplains.com

Iced Venti Cinnamon Dolce Mocha No Whip. I’m good.

aug 15, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bastet’s Human @bastetshuman.bsky.social

With word count available for a please & thank you.

aug 16, 2025, 12:25 am • 2 0 • view
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Trish Dukes @trishdukes.bsky.social

Large black coffee.

aug 15, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eddie Cooper @diamondforyes.bsky.social

I'm in the espresso line

aug 16, 2025, 3:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Von Zuben @vonzuben.bsky.social

55 lattes 55 cold brews 55 cappucinos 55 cookies 55 scones

aug 16, 2025, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fashionating 🇺🇦 @fashionating.bsky.social

Grande hot soy latte

aug 16, 2025, 4:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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🔞MuttonDraws🍉🔞(COMMS CLOSED) @muttondraws.bsky.social

I don't even order coffees, I'm so autistic I have to make it myself the same way every single day or my whole day is ruined. I'm not even in line!

aug 16, 2025, 7:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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maryhear.bsky.social @maryhear.bsky.social

Coffee, please. ☕️

aug 16, 2025, 5:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Laura Moe @lauramoe.bsky.social

Cappuccino, please.

aug 16, 2025, 4:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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blachut.bsky.social @blachut.bsky.social

Medium Hot Black.

aug 16, 2025, 3:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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islanddynamo.bsky.social @islanddynamo.bsky.social

12 ounce dark roast drip-no room

aug 16, 2025, 6:07 am • 2 0 • view