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Zoomer Antimillenarian ♨️ @surcomplicated.bsky.social

This is why the UK is now menaced by hordes of ronin, even after the crackdown on swords.

jul 31, 2025, 12:35 pm • 33 2

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Lord Businessman II @lordbusinessman.bsky.social

Keir Starmer and the 47 Ronin

jul 31, 2025, 12:36 pm • 10 0 • view
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social

a ninja stole his girlfriend when he was young so he has to get revenge "sorry keir, i just want a man that has ambitions......to be the hokage"

jul 31, 2025, 12:38 pm • 8 0 • view
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social

"they took my bird, bruv....i'll take their lives"

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jul 31, 2025, 12:51 pm • 12 0 • view
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Lord Businessman II @lordbusinessman.bsky.social

The thing is, he can cut a good stoic profile, put that dude in a kimono and he's like almost fucking there

jul 31, 2025, 12:57 pm • 6 0 • view
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Grizwald @grizwald.bsky.social

Oh my god. I can see it.

jul 31, 2025, 2:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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Trashmale (pronounced Trash Mail) @trashmale.bsky.social

First they came for the ninja and I did not speak out because I was not a ninja. Then they came for the ronin and I did not speak out because I was not a ronin. They they came for the samurai and I did not speak out because I was not a samurai. Then they came for me

jul 31, 2025, 12:47 pm • 0 0 • view