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Zoomer Antimillenarian ♨️ @surcomplicated.bsky.social

It's effectively impossible to know what the supposed big announcement tomorrow is. It could be a new scam like $Trump coin… Or an act of war (maybe vs Venezuela, maybe vs Iran, small chance vs Russia!)… Or another occupation of a blue jurisdiction… Or a shiny new blatantly illegal executive order…

sep 2, 2025, 2:39 am • 43 2

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BumboJumbo @bumbojumbo666.bsky.social

This is what makes the trump show so fun, anything can happen! (Fucking kill me)

sep 2, 2025, 2:58 am • 2 0 • view
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Zoomer Antimillenarian ♨️ @surcomplicated.bsky.social

There is effectively no limit to the bespoke insane ideas Trump can be won over to, or come up with on his own. Insiders may be able to tell us something useful but I haven't seen any particularly informative leaks. And Trump can ALWAYS change his mind and make the announcement something else.

sep 2, 2025, 2:41 am • 30 1 • view
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Zoomer Antimillenarian ♨️ @surcomplicated.bsky.social

One perpetually underrated possibility is that he'll finally decide to award himself the Medal of Honor, like he's been fantasizing about for a while now.

sep 2, 2025, 2:43 am • 19 0 • view
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Alec Bojalad @alecbojalad.com

What if it’s about getting Roger Clemens into the Hall of Fame??

sep 2, 2025, 2:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Adam Richardson @ajrichar.bsky.social

Breaking ground on the ballroom.

sep 2, 2025, 3:11 am • 1 0 • view
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A Doll In Every Pot @tobellz.bsky.social

It's going to be something really stupid.

sep 2, 2025, 2:49 am • 3 0 • view
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The People Mover Who Was Promised @pmwwp.bsky.social

Arresting Jerome Powell -another bad one "I have cancer" - best possible announcement. I don't know any context for this outside of what you gave.

sep 2, 2025, 2:45 am • 4 0 • view
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OxfordCommaStanAccount 🧦🇺🇦🇹🇼 @really-right-now.bsky.social

Actually, he's gonna throw 2 darts at a big map of the US and of the World, send the National Gaurd to one and bomb other.

sep 2, 2025, 2:41 am • 3 0 • view
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Alex @saintsopossums.bsky.social

I’m sure the inevitable insider trading will provide a tip-off to whatever it is sometime tomorrow morning

sep 2, 2025, 2:40 am • 5 0 • view