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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

The statute of limitations on insider trading is 5 years the more you know april 9 2030
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Lisa Russell-Mina @servethe99percent.bsky.social

Statute.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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chelittle.bsky.social @chelittle.bsky.social

Sure as f*** needs to be longer than 5 years doubled at least

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dowhatknauw.bsky.social @dowhatknauw.bsky.social

Except that Orange Blob is gonna preemptively pardon himself.

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Ruprecht The Monkee Boy (TM) @ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social

Why wait when you can flush the toilet right now?

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uppaalaska.bsky.social 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺🇬🇱🇵🇦🇺🇦 @uppaalaska.bsky.social

Resisters, at every town hall your congress members refuse to attend conduct a vote. “By a show of hands, should we replace ‘said reps’?” This will allow the voters to show the world that Americans want this coup to STOP! #BuildtheResistance chng.it/WBR8LRVmr7

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Oh It's that one guy @ohitsthatone.bsky.social

Why is it just AOC and Bernie talking about this? And has Signalgate been forgotten already?

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blessedbygracek.bsky.social @blessedbygracek.bsky.social

Statute not statue

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JEJ 🇺🇸❤️‍🩹 @nobirdnonet.bsky.social

We’ll get them

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SG Hendricks @sghendricks.bsky.social

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Michael @mikelo101.bsky.social

I wish MTG will be used a proof

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forgottenxi.bsky.social @forgottenxi.bsky.social

Statues are forever. Statutes are not.

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Linda Tieman @tiemanreed.bsky.social

"statue?" Hilarious.

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𓅊 Ms. HarpyLady @missharpylady.bsky.social

We might not have enough time to dream about the next few years. This takes priority medium.com/@aletheisthe...

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Sorta Handy @timw8s.bsky.social

I have great, great faith, truly 100% certainty, that when they push this button, we will see IRL that the TRUE MAGA sect is composed of mayyybe 10% of the public. We pulled together 5 million people peacefully within the first 100 days of this term. They can’t afford to push that button ever. Bet.

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Sorta Handy @timw8s.bsky.social

And I am laser focused on agent provocateurs. Obsessed with the subject. I really appreciate hearing someone else bring attention to this and I think if we keep the camera on pink gas mask umbrella guy for each moment of coordinated disobedience, we can make it the hot topic of the summer.

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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social

Until then, the Supreme Court will have decided that members of the Trump dynasty can not be prosecuted. Ever. Because "originalism, I guess or something".

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Moana 🌊🌞🗿🦈🎋 @makena416.bsky.social

Hope for the future? Maybe?

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Empirefalling @fotr-fan.bsky.social

Now. Now is the time. Now.

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Thomas Sueyres @bubbanyarlathotep.bsky.social

He's been given immunity from prosecution to crimes committed in office by SCOTUS. Nice thought though.

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Abby D. @abbykbhomesleak.bsky.social

Just the thought of someone do stupid & vulgar as Marjorie Taylor Green is revolting.

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natfinplan.bsky.social @natfinplan.bsky.social

Don't just agree. Get on the phone or e-mail and tell your reps in DC no to oligarchy. Resist. It only takes a few minutes and best of all..it doesn’t cost any money. We don’t need money in politics. We just need people to participate. www.nationalfinancialplan.com

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Maggie @mtarbox20.bsky.social

Statue?

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Breezy Artworks @grrrin.bsky.social

Statute???

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frankieme.bsky.social @frankieme.bsky.social

So…..maybe just maybe America can add a 35th felony!🤬It must be done…NY it’s in your court.

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Navel Jelly @navaljelly.bsky.social

"I'm sure Democrats will hold the wealthy and powerful responsible for their crimes." Said the man who just woke up from a 50 year coma.

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Irminsul, Composer @irminsulantifa.bsky.social

"Statute".

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auntyr.bsky.social @auntyr.bsky.social

😆😅😂🤣

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LEOM DAY 🌈 @9town.bsky.social

😂

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Ken Kembry @old-traveller.bsky.social

Unfortunately SCOTUS has give Trump a free pass to do anything he likes.

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strengthinunity.bsky.social @strengthinunity.bsky.social

As long as it’s ruled an “official act”. trump will be unable to keep from going beyond official acts.

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Ben @dragon4lunch.bsky.social

The "supreme court" would just say Trump has pardon power because... buying and selling options is within the "outer perimeter of the office of president"? And if he can't self-pardon, he'll step down 5 minutes before end, have Vance pardon him and his sons.

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mjk1603.bsky.social @mjk1603.bsky.social

So the test run on the 7th gets ignored?

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We the ppl will take our country back & make great again @luisa90.bsky.social

Didn’t Martha Stewart serve time for something similar to this

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Cassandra was right @shawnie67.bsky.social

Yeah, it’s a sculpture of limitations.

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Eddie Esielionis @hippymama.bsky.social

Good, in a couple of years, when they escort Trump out of the White House, they can arrest every single one of those bastards that chose money and greed instead of the American people. Throw away the key, or better yet, send them all to El Salvador concentration camp. Trump can be "KING" there.

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viet69vet19.bsky.social @viet69vet19.bsky.social

We won’t forget, thank you!

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@ughlance @ughlance.bsky.social

Is this the statue you're talking about? A statute is a law enacted by a legislature.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

🤣

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Roger @existentiallyme.bsky.social

Unless Leticia James gets them first.

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pixelhacker @pixelhacker.bsky.social

We are watching our democracy die. @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social would you share this with? We must ask our reps to vote NO for: HR 1526 making trump our dictator, removing checks and balances. and HR 22 will block married women from voting. We need to stand as one nation: GeneralStrikeUS.com

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WATT @wearethetruth.bsky.social

👍

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Danielle @daniellemullen.bsky.social

In college, my sociology prof said white collar crime hurts more people than street crime but more money is spent on "fighting" street crime. It's been a few decades but I suspect this is still true.

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Rich Pickins @axiomatixx.bsky.social

Always has been. The business class are the donors to the lawmakers, and the donors of the people in charge of law enforcement funding. So it's a self perpetuating grift of embezzlement, a bit like politics itself-and because of this, it attracts the kind of people with the funds to exploit it.

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Danielle @daniellemullen.bsky.social

Yup. And once you see it, it's impossible to unsee it.

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Ann Wallace🦋 @kipling2.bsky.social

The statue of all imitations. There. Fixed it.

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Jon Elkon @jonelkon.bsky.social

Statute. The statue of limitations would be a pea-sized carving of Trump’s brain in poo.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

🤣

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Steve @stevesexton.bsky.social

So he can be prosecuted after he leaves office then. Thats great news

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social

So?

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Alan Alfred @bemusedofbow.bsky.social

Statue?

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Jessica Ramey-Gillam @battleax-70.bsky.social

I was just going to look up the statute ! Thanks for saving me the time. Now I can have anothter cup of coffee luvey.🤗

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Vilma A @dem8840.bsky.social

Reading in context was not that impossible. Need no apologies.

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Jessica Ramey-Gillam @battleax-70.bsky.social

Rusty paralegal here.🤣

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One-If-By-Land @one-if-by-land.bsky.social

STATUE of Limitations???? REALLY???

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PollyTicks3 @pollyticks3.bsky.social

Oh Marjorie...where are you?

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shyrenald.bsky.social @shyrenald.bsky.social

Now Trump is attacking CBS and 60 minutes for article's that were against him before he became President. The biggest sore loser in American History.

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Kirsten Snook @zutsalors.bsky.social

*statute. But thanks for the info! 😘

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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tonyr1712.bsky.social @tonyr1712.bsky.social

there should not be a statute of limitations for insider trading by government officials. in fact, insider trading by elected officials should be categorized as treason.

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Anathema Device (Brisbane) @iamanathemadevice.bsky.social

no if the SoL are tolled because, eg, the alleged offender is POTUS. Just as an example ;)

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iandjbrown2.bsky.social @iandjbrown2.bsky.social

Pre pardons

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cassandra9.bsky.social @cassandra9.bsky.social

I believe that #LetishaJames will work fast 😉

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dbeberman.bsky.social @dbeberman.bsky.social

why should there be a limit?

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Les Paul @lespaul4547.bsky.social

So is Nancy going to jail for each time she participated in insider trading

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SMB @smbdemocracy.bsky.social

Statue?

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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peteferg @peteferg.bsky.social

They'll all get pardons from the Trumpenfuhrer.

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Vilma A @dem8840.bsky.social

Five Years statute of limitations. Great! However, SCOTUS gave POTUS a carte blanche to commit all the crimes in the world, and be scot free.

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O-Ren Ishii aka Blue Sword 🥷🇺🇦 @thecrazy88.bsky.social

Look for the blanket pardons…

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Rick Taylor @rtaylor.art

I don't think that insider trading counts as an official duty.

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Mackey @blubell56.bsky.social

Let’s start now independent Prosecutors Investigation now

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Amanda S @ofsteven.bsky.social

That is exactly why we won’t be allowed to have any more elections.

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Gloria 👻☮️ @twoo60.bsky.social

I don’t want to keep comparing but I can’t help it. In Australia we don’t have a “Statute of limitations”. If you fucked up and it can be proven, you goin down no matter how long ago it was.

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Bahhhb @americanbahhb.bsky.social

I could never work out why America has this. Trump would have been in prison 20, 30y ago without this.

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artpeace.bsky.social @artpeace.bsky.social

And war crimes. No limit.

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Z @zeph0.bsky.social

I think that's just the other extreme, not necessarily better... If if you shoplifted once and for the next 10 years never did it again, who benefits if you can still be locked up for it?

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Ann @carodavo.bsky.social

We have a fair bit of common sense in our legal system. At most something very minor and historical that person would get a fine to donate to charity.

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Gloria 👻☮️ @twoo60.bsky.social

No one is getting locked up for shop lifting. The police don’t get enough funding to root out ancient shoplifters and throw the book at them. I’m talking about substantial crime. Including fraud, corruption etc. Serious crime.

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Z @zeph0.bsky.social

I'm not saying it is or isn't happening, but if it CAN happen then someone will likely take advantage of it. Having no statute kind of relies on those in positions of power to be halfway decent enough not to weaponize the fact that legally they can have you arrested for shoplifting 10 years later.

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Gloria 👻☮️ @twoo60.bsky.social

And if you are implicated in a murder that happened 25 years ago, you aren’t going to breathe easy.

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Z @zeph0.bsky.social

Exactly, so it seems like having those statutes is more useful in some cases than others. Maybe there's more trustworthy people in Australian politics (seems likely) but over here at the moment we'd probably just cause a different set of problems if we tried the same approach.

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Gloria 👻☮️ @twoo60.bsky.social

Yes. It’s an entirely different system.

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Barbara @brbsuperestar.bsky.social

It’s because you live in a decent country that works. Don’t ask pears to the fig tree.

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jacks61.bsky.social @jacks61.bsky.social

I think you Aussie's have it right. If someone breaks the law, there shouldn't be a time limit on that. The SOL doesn't apply to Murder, and I think Treason..

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Nick Idler @nickidler.bsky.social

That's a really good The More You Know to know.

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tish-wells.bsky.social @tish-wells.bsky.social

I don't think MTG could hold them off that long.

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social

Since MAGAQs are paving the way to ignoring the rule of law, they should not expect statues of limitations to work for them :)

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The Joker @jonathan-klein.bsky.social

"STATUTE," NOT "STATUE."

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Chip @chips-gifs.com

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Bunny @bunny2029.bsky.social

Hope Trump and his mafia like cronies are in jail before that😡 I vote for a hanging in the public square for the treasonous devils.

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Predator Rayne @nohumblegods.bsky.social

There's a statue?

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Ronald Bruce Meyer @freethoughtalmanac.bsky.social

Missed it by a (statue) mile!

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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Bec1951 @bec1951.bsky.social

Lock up Greene.

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LEOM DAY 🌈 @9town.bsky.social

As a Greene I agree Marjorie is wild we don't claim her.

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Mad as a Hatter @mad-as-a-hatter.bsky.social

Statue of Limitations

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

🤣

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social

Merrick Garland could do it in 6

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Rob Banes @rsb1213.bsky.social

Ha! Waste of O2

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dmac7896.bsky.social @dmac7896.bsky.social

Lol can you imagine if he had actually been appointed to SCOTUS.... the backlog of decsions we would still be waiting for

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Wandqueen @wandqueen.bsky.social

Haha - came here to say essentially this

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sarahcconner.bsky.social @sarahcconner.bsky.social

I came here to say F Merrick Garland.

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Kerry @kerrywr.bsky.social

Statute, and yes it is.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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Kerry @kerrywr.bsky.social

Good job 😉

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

🤣very funny. It wasn't my meme in the first place. hahaha

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faw47.bsky.social @faw47.bsky.social

Statute not Statue.

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thinkingpositive.bsky.social @thinkingpositive.bsky.social

Could a Democratic-majority House and Senate change the statute of limitation to, say, 10 years?

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Alaric Nox @alaricnox.bsky.social

And 6 years for civil suits, which, of course, are not subject to presidential pardons.

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Janus Quadrifrons @janusquadrifrons.bsky.social

No wonder he insists on a third term

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robles2028.bsky.social @robles2028.bsky.social

If you listen close at night, you can hear the sound of Letitia James printing out subpoenas

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caesarrodney2025.bsky.social @caesarrodney2025.bsky.social

Yeah, that's statute, not statue.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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Hal Carver @halcarver1776.bsky.social

Excellent post! And remember, the ongoing perjury and conspiracy to cover it all up probably tolls the statute. 😊👍🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇫🇷 Since everyone in first felons administration will lie about almost everything forever, it’s basically a Capital case.

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Perry outside Ottawa @perryds.bsky.social

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rikkitikkitavi53.bsky.social @rikkitikkitavi53.bsky.social

I didn't know there was a statue for insider trading. where is it displayed?

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jonnycee.bsky.social @jonnycee.bsky.social

Or, in Title 18 USC, seven years from the date of discovery of the lil ol conspiracy.

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gui-tar.bsky.social @gui-tar.bsky.social

I wonder how much his doctor donated towards his bitcoin for those results

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Fitzgerald @em4fitzgerald.bsky.social

There needs to be a federal crimes commission and new laws to prevent this again after he is gone

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Wayne Smith 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🏳️‍⚧️ @wayneesmith.bsky.social

Statute?

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Angry Redhead @angryredone.bsky.social

If we have proof, there should be no limit.

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Coffee and chocolate and pan cakes and ice cream! @batcookie.bsky.social

Statue?

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BobInCT @bobinct.bsky.social

The “statue”? Of limitations

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FatLil6ringo @pr0j3ctmayhem.bsky.social

You think Pelosi will die first? 5 years is a long stretch for her at this point I think MTG will probably die from doing moronic pull-ups 2 years from now

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zaidag.bsky.social @zaidag.bsky.social

Lock them up!!!

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Ellen/Anjuli @eternaldefiance.bsky.social

So is the STATUTE of Limitations...

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Hoke @hoaxter61.bsky.social

A statue of limitations

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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Leigh Birge @leigh10su.bsky.social

What’s the statute of limitations on human trafficking to other countries? .. I’m guessing longer than five years but hopefully it won’t take that long.

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Mary Bonner @marybonner.bsky.social

WHY WAIT I THINK WE LEARNED OUR LESSON LAST TIME Wall Street is NY State Attorney Tish James' territory

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Wally @huds7.bsky.social

Vote them out, totally prosecute them. Long jail sentences!

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keil-d.bsky.social @keil-d.bsky.social

Gotta keep them receipts!

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wadkinz.bsky.social @wadkinz.bsky.social

Of course. What people beside the wealthy commit insider trading? Why statutes of limitations at all?

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krje.bsky.social @krje.bsky.social

And you get to keep the spoils

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MakeAmericaAffordableNow @getbackup.bsky.social

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americancino.bsky.social @americancino.bsky.social

Doesn’t really matter as it pertains to Trump- SCOTUS says he has total immunity for official acts as POTUS- summarily he will issue preemptive pardons to those caught up in a dragnet

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Yolo0311 @yolo0311.bsky.social

My thoughts exactly.

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rebelfx.bsky.social @rebelfx.bsky.social

there are exeptions for the statute of limitations.

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Stephanie King @weary-mermaid.bsky.social

Statute.

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Redir @red1r.bsky.social

I'm sure Merrick Garbage will save us.

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joodlesjj.bsky.social @joodlesjj.bsky.social

Except he plans on staying - forever

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J.A.Williams @ilbassfisherman.bsky.social

I don't think forever will workout for him. They can choose to ignore science, the rule of law, etc. But no one lives forever.

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joodlesjj.bsky.social @joodlesjj.bsky.social

Yes, I’m aware he won’t live forever, but I believe the MAGA’s are in some sort of delusional mindset where he is concerned.

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Cracked Mug @crackedmug.bsky.social

It’s “statute”, not a figurative sculpture.

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Noreen @1noreen1.bsky.social

*Statute. We have no limitation statues here, but we have a very nice Statue of Liberty.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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Tim Carr @timoshenko.bsky.social

Is the "Statue of Limitations" anywhere near the "Statue of Liberty"?

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ranjitone.bsky.social @ranjitone.bsky.social

Who will enforce that? It seems that one by one all "independent institutions" are wilting under his pressure.

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It is I, Leclerc @dontkn0wyet.bsky.social

statute.

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Sinema's Enema @jonibloni.bsky.social

The turds that bought the dip can be charged in NY State under the law that allows their NY AG to charge people for crimes relating to the NY Stock Exchange, regardless where it's committed.

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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute

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Crabwith A. Cigarette @crab.institute

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Rhea 🌋🗺️💡🌻Marie, Régine NJ🇺🇸Gov. ??.. @ginou10blue.bsky.social

So 🙄🦉☕☕💡 🇺🇲💫🌏☢️☣️ pick our battles..🦦🦦🦆🦆🐀🐀🦨🦨⚾🏀♟️🥊🥊🧵US filler

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Kate @lessafetoday08.bsky.social

That's enough time....

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Valadin @valadin.bsky.social

Merrick Garland: Court date 5:30PM April 7th, 2030.

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pamwalkerstl.bsky.social @pamwalkerstl.bsky.social

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4darkrevenant22.bsky.social @4darkrevenant22.bsky.social

The MAGA swamp monkey is very adapt at swinging on trees & snatching bananas off them with its giant manly hairy hands....🐒🍌😂

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cb-2025.bsky.social @cb-2025.bsky.social

We will remember

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StLuGal @stlugal.bsky.social

statuTe

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.o0×X×0o. ᵃℝм𝔦乇𝓞Nℓㄚ .o0×X×0o. @armieonly.bsky.social

Just can't get my hopes up again. Can't do it.

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Late555 @late555.bsky.social

Unlucky - the time frame will expire in his third term.

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Wrenn Dabney Reed Ⓥ @wrennreed.bsky.social

It's not a statue, it's statute! Geez.... 😝

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Xergg @xergg.bsky.social

The plan is: he'll still be in power then.

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Ellen Lenchner @happylegsmalone.bsky.social

MTG just made millions on insider trading from her boss in the White House. She shud be in jail, Martha Stewart had to pay, send that person to prison.

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Graham G @gcgnudy69.bsky.social

it must be bigger than the statute of limitations!

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Bakerbrown6 @bakerbrown6.bsky.social

They will change it

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mika1957.bsky.social @mika1957.bsky.social

You'll never get them on insider trading it's a joke to even think someone will be held liable we got bigger things to work on like taking our country back and keeping it a democracy because we're losing it every day and quickly

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mike @osprey1460.bsky.social

Statute

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genebooger.bsky.social @genebooger.bsky.social

So lock the up all up now, including Nancy Peolosie

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personnelente.bsky.social @personnelente.bsky.social

Statute

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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isogsargent.bsky.social @isogsargent.bsky.social

And?

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TimW @timwuny.bsky.social

Statute, though

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SegaDude113 @segadude113.bsky.social

That's what happened to the guy who made the original Sonic games.

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ꈤꀎꈤꉓꀤꂦ ꌃꀤ꓄ꀤꌗ 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @nunciobitis.bsky.social

Statue? Is that like the Statue of Liberty? LOL

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mombo49.bsky.social @mombo49.bsky.social

There should never be a statute of limitations. Do the crime. Spend the time period.

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Rich Pickins @axiomatixx.bsky.social

So that's almost all of the Republican party then. Those , and all the treason, and conspiracy and Rico and all the rest. What a joke. Two party system my arse. I hope it's clearer now why they are called political "parties". They're having a grand old time, indeed. At everyone else's expense.

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Becky Tatting @gnittat.bsky.social

The next president better promise to go after these people on day one. If they get pardons we should help other countries prosecute.

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Kathy @gpac.bsky.social

Gather the evidence now folks.

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JP @jp2670.bsky.social

CHARGE THEM ALL! #startinvestigatingcongress

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liblvr.bsky.social @liblvr.bsky.social

Didn’t congress vote to exempt themselves from this law? They have Ben grifting for a long time

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Jeremy @japete454.bsky.social

Statute

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Key of G @keyofg.bsky.social

IKR, I can't repost memes, however great, that have errors. 😫

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

The statute of limitations on insider trading is 5 years the more you know april 9 2030
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Key of G @keyofg.bsky.social

Thank you!!

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

No problem.

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Jon Abrams @jonabrams.com

Merrick Garland will get right on it, post haste!

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Be Rushing @berush6.bsky.social

Statue?

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RCIntl ... I've been royalcolorsinternational all my life. @rcintl.bsky.social

There's a "statue" built for limitations? (JK) I really hope there's an actual STATUTE for it & that we can get these ppl on their crimes before it runs out. Funny thing is that there are an awful lot of OTHER politicians that have done it and are now scot-free. I hope our next ppl make it a crime.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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jhchristian.bsky.social @jhchristian.bsky.social

Is this a joke?

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bialpio.bsky.social @bialpio.bsky.social

In your opinion, what are the odds on everyone involved getting pardoned in January '29?

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strengthinunity.bsky.social @strengthinunity.bsky.social

I’m sure it’s not just federal laws they’re breaking. trump can’t pardon those who break state laws.

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Bucky Rea @buckyrea.bsky.social

Guaranteeing a run for a third term in 2028 then, right?

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Debflimflam @debflimflam.bsky.social

Why can’t it be investigated now?

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EtherealSpirit @etherialspirit.bsky.social

The Statute of IMMITATIONS will expire in 1/20/29.

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wdhughes.bsky.social @wdhughes.bsky.social

Well the real challenge will be that so many people in the current administration will need investigation im not sure they'll have time to staff up for it. Plus I'm expecting Trump to do some blanket pardons. All of that is if he's alive and if he leaves on Jan 20 2029.

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Agave @barbarahj.bsky.social

statute, not statue

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catzenjammerkits.bsky.social @catzenjammerkits.bsky.social

Statute

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Steven S @steven3s.bsky.social

The more you know

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littlemightyone.bsky.social @littlemightyone.bsky.social

statute

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pitdog200.bsky.social @pitdog200.bsky.social

Where is this statue?

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agentsalt.bsky.social @agentsalt.bsky.social

Need to extend that by at least double.

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am-mccarthy.bsky.social @am-mccarthy.bsky.social

Statute

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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am-mccarthy.bsky.social @am-mccarthy.bsky.social

👍

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Brian S. @nukalixir.bsky.social

Certified "Bone Apple Tea" moment right here. But it is interesting that the *statute* of limitations on insider trading is only 5 years. Are authorities just really efficient at catching white collar criminals or do they simply not care that much if people get away with it?

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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ridem24.bsky.social @ridem24.bsky.social

This regime will fall much quicker than that.

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kieramax.bsky.social @kieramax.bsky.social

Statue ??

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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Katy @katyys.bsky.social

FYI states can peruse insider trader if it happens in their state… so like where the stock exchange exist… and Latecia James is AG.. and she really likes Dementia Don…

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Knot Aloud @bluecow11.bsky.social

A date worth remembering…

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Cynthia Sestito @cynkitty.bsky.social

Dear fking god - please we must must make this happen if we can overthrow the ass in the WH - the blatant stealing from the American people! We must continue to fight and fight back hard.

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Ivan Richardson. @inshado.bsky.social

Oh yes. It will be a bunfest.

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KittenKoder @kittenkoder.bsky.social

*statute Please, this is a grammatical error a MAGAt would make, let's not make the same kind of mistake as "peach tree dish".

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Mpish1 @m-pish1.bsky.social

Usa lawmakers are getting rich off of ILLEGAL insiders trading RT BEFORE OUR EYES, while the REST of us Americans are going broke.... LIKE I SD I WILL NEVER TRUST NOR HAVE FAITH IN THIS GOV. AGAIN!

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jstumbleweed.bsky.social @jstumbleweed.bsky.social

Statute of Limitations, meet Presidential Pardon.

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Care Bear (he/him) @barryenlightening.bsky.social

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Martin Rayner @martinrayner.bsky.social

Should have deployed this when Trump announced he’d won the golf championship (for the umpteenth time) at his own golf course.

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kevinarthur66.bsky.social @kevinarthur66.bsky.social

Why build a statue for limitations??

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Terry Reinheimer @reinheimerwehrle.bsky.social

In a real country they’d all still be in jail or already executed for treason for the events surrounding Jan 6th by now

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goingonup.bsky.social @goingonup.bsky.social

We will get Traitor Green in ‘26. Vote blue.

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Dan @djlane.bsky.social

Let’s get the Democrats in to investigate them!!! Or not? They didn’t do too well last time. Make sure we vote for change and action, and not more of the same.

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Jace @jacesoloist.bsky.social

Is this fr? Oh, no…

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ShadowBand @shadowbandaid.bsky.social

WE have a lot of work to do

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Richard Tallent @tallent.us

Quick! Find a Time Machine and send Merrick Garland 2 years back so he can start investigating!

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LJ MacKay🔥🍁🇨🇦🍁🔥 @ljmackay.bsky.social

STATUTE of Limitations. Statute, Statute, Statute, Statute, Statute, Statute, Statute, Statute, Statute. Spelling matters. Statues won't save you, but perhaps Statutes may. www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

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ursula715.bsky.social @ursula715.bsky.social

Yeah but he has presidential immunity.

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Mongo of Super Mega Fox @super-mega-fox.bsky.social

Statue of limitations:

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roughchemist.bsky.social @roughchemist.bsky.social

Isn’t that the statue of (missing) limbitations?

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

🤣

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paintslinger7.bsky.social @paintslinger7.bsky.social

🤣🤣

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DebN @debnewton.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

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Eat the Rich @delusionaryd.bsky.social

😂

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Martin Rayner @martinrayner.bsky.social

Zing. Good one. 😆

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p00ps @p00ps.bsky.social

pretty cool statue

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

🤣

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eli b. talkin' @eli-b123.bsky.social

Excellent

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Paula C @levelheaded101.bsky.social

I think you mean statute

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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Wrenn Dabney Reed Ⓥ @wrennreed.bsky.social

Much better!!

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Martin Rayner @martinrayner.bsky.social

Hope springs eternal.

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🦊 Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥 @foxy99.bsky.social

Like he’s not going to give them each a golden handshake shower pardon for participating.

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Michael J Wormald @falstaffwildbooks.bsky.social

March on 19th April 2025. Bring change tomorrow- don't leave it to chance! #AllStandup #Resist

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jsf53.bsky.social @jsf53.bsky.social

I wonder how Martha Stewart feels?!

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Jeri Westerson @jeriwesterson.bsky.social

Statute

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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