😂

Probably saw us looking too close at it's moons and is now defending itself.

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yeah.. And the NY Post also claims that ET aliens have eggs in the swamps of Louisianan waiting for the signal from Planet 9 to wake up and "serve man". Klaatu barada nikto

Like monkeys throwing feces at idiot humans staring at them in a zoo. We deserve it.

Where are those space lasers when we need them?

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nice job, Jupyter!

Even Jupiter hates us right now

Lol! I beieve it.

Yeet

It’s self defence at this point.

WTF, I was led to believe that Jupiter PROTECTED us from asteroids. 🤨

Come on, Jupiter! Lift your game!

😂

😂🤣

Nope.

I hope its aim improves

Headed towards Mara-Loogan?

How is this new research? We have known Jupiter has always played a big role in causing asteroids to come into the inner solar system.

Nope

Like an angry neighbor down the road throwing rocks at your windows for being too loud and annoying.

🤣

Good on Jupiter then. 👍 We need a reset anyway.

🤣

Good ! Finally something to look forward too

Please hit a cabinet meeting & Repubs vote on his billionaire tax bill.

IF there is comic justice

😆🤣

Motherfucker!

Work on that aim, Jupiter. 1600 Pennsylvania Ave Wash, DC or 11 S. Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, FL. C'mon Jupiter you're my favorite planet, you can do it.

I’m team Jupiter I guess

So how long until it mines enough resources to upgrade to planetary moons?

If we won't get rid of Trump it is nice to see that Jupiter will protect the rest of the universe from us.

Based Jupiter.

🤣🤣🤣

Jupiter? Or Klendathu?

😁

As it’s done for billions of years.

Yes!! Definitely the laugh of the day! Thx

Not at all

🤣

It would be funnier if Uranus were flinging asteroids at Earth. I’ll show myself out.

Aim for Mar-a-Lago!

🤣 thank you for this

With all the dumbfuckery happening across the globe, the other planets must be fed up.

😂😂

Don't blame it the slightest. It is one thing to fly by and take pics, but come the moons without an invitation is an invasion.

Jupiter needs a new firing system Her aim sucks... 🤨🤨🤨🤨

We know what we did.

😂

first marco anaro, and now jupiter?? this is escalating.

Don't look up 👀

No. Surprised Saturn 🪐 isn’t shitting rings on us. We deserve it.

Even Jupiter is pissed at us.

Do you forget that this mans lawsuit nearly killed the Internet archive???

I’d do the same in Jupiter’s shoes.

Sending MAL coordinates now

We have seen that as a plot before..

Waiting for the 8K version

One of my favorite movies ever.

It needs better aim!

lol

How gorgeous is Jupiter btw! I bet its known as The Hot Marble among friends

Jupiter always was an asshole.

Good.

Planet on planet violence. The solar system's main political issue. Better call Saturn to put a ring around this mess.🤷🏾‍♂️🤣

It’s actually blocking more meteors than it’s flinging.

As it should....

Not in the least.

Have we checked Jupiter for bugs?

😒

We deserve it

Did trump fuck with Jupiter?

You thought that eye was just for show?

I love intergalactic humor...

"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?" "They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons." Thanks, I'm here all week...

Dad jokes! I needed a little chuckle 🤭

"Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy" is great.

the Moon is a harsh Mistress. in this case, Jupiter

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂🤣😂🤣 Not in the least.

Not cool jupes

Hahahaha!!!! 😂😂😂

Let's blame Jupiter for Global Warming. I see a new trend coming. 😀

Jupyter should have better aim, that'll solve some problems.

I just want the asteroid 2 destroy mar a lago

Although I do blame @NYPost for anthropomorphizing Jupiter. At least until I see evidence it's got a biological component.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omfg I needed this!

It's got TERRIBLE aim

NY Post slinging crap at the American public.

AIM HERE Jupiter!

Please try harder gassball, the human infection continues to spread

Lucky it’s not Saturn! (Astrology joke 😁)

I remember when Jupiter was supposed to be protecting us from asteroids. I guess it finally thought, "Whatever those dumb monkeys have, I don't want it spreading to the rest of us."

📌 😂 😂 😂

Probably don't want humans to spread out and ruin the rest of the solar system.

😄😄😄

Please!!

C’mon rag arm, that the best you got?

Can’t say I do

Joe Biden needs more punishment. Can we ask Jupiter if they can aim it the general direction of his house?

Omg, it's the Post. You know this Murdoch rag can't report straight news. Buried in the lower text: "Grazier and his colleagues have admitted that although their models can show how Jupiter picks up debris into its orbit and flings it back out, the planet can also act as a shield at the same time."

That tracks

Thought it was Pluto after its demotion.

Hey that's kind of fun- "Chuck Wendig" Nevermind.

Why not? Klendathu has been lobbing asteroids at the Earth since 2197!

Please. Don't give elon's universal expansionist any more of a reason.

Jupiter has protected earth from countless asteroids. This headline is bs.

The Jovians have had enough!

Jupiter (Grk Zeus) Is hurling thunderbolts @ us? Strange days. So very bizarre.

More & bigger

Come on Jupiter do us a solid and you know land one on airforce one while it's in use. /s

Only pebbles to see how they ricochet, every 65 million years or so

Please let the first one land on TRUMPIG’s head. Please please pleaseeeee

I would too right now 😒😐🫠

Even Jupiter knows that Earth has gotten out of hand. I hope the asteroids are aimed at Mar-A-Lago.

Apparently what happened to the dinosaurs wasn't enough of a warning.

🤔

Your friend throwing balled up paper at your head in class type shit

TEAM JUPITER FOR TOTAL VICTORY!!! GO TEAM JUPITER!

I don't blame it

No, I don't... So, short-term...Trumps tariffs are going to make avocados more expensive...and Jupiter will wipe them out long term?

well, don't buy mexican avocados irregardless* of jupiter! they are deforesting and running protection rackets. (*i know)

Jupiter needs to work on its aim. 🙄

Does anyone else see Jupiter looking like a Big Mac in that photo…. Or is it just getting close to lunch time?

Jupiter is the reason we have less asteroids coming our way. Maybe a few get "helped" by Jupiter on their way towards us.

Jove is Angry!

Yea. Me too

Did Saturn start “flinging asteroids,” after Jan20th, this year? Will it stop after the 2026 midterms or in 2028, when we vote the GOP out? Yes? Then fling away, Saturn!

Hey Jupiter- I heard Donald say girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider and boys go to mars to get more candy bars… you know what to do.

now it's gonna start shooting at Mars too!

And….

just felt unnecessary to catch the martians in the crossfire imo...

We’ve become an embarrassment to the other planets of the solar system as well ?!

I understand

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Like the old saying goes: An asteroid a day keeps the earthlings away.

I thought Jupiter stopped asteroids from hitting us

JUPITER HAS BEEN MUTATED IT IS NOT AN EYE IT IS AN OPEN WOUND

Go , go Jupiter!!!!

ok so what

If i could do it, I would.

😆😁😁

🤣

It probably just wants us to come to the window.

It need better aim.

😂🤣😂🤣

Jupiter targeting my anus and Uranus! 😂

Wait until Saturn starts throwing its own moons than you have something to really worry about

I would do the same, if I were Jupiter.

Yes, I do blame it. What did we ever do to Jupiter?

do they have to pay tarriffs

Bullying is never the answer, Jupiter.

Just like the classroom bully at the back of the room. You hear that, Robby Shepherd? I still hate you & your stupid striped t-shirts!🤬

Solidarity, baby!

That’s right. Bullies don’t like it when people gang up on them. Goes around comes around.

Me, too! Screw you, Robby!

*screaming to the heavens* IMPROVE YOUR AIM, BITCH!!!!

I’m on Team Asteroid!

Why wouldn’t it?

Jupiter needs to work on its aim. A really large asteroid or 4 would help.

* snork *

YES! It can fling the damn space rocks somewhere else!

Lmao..... do you blame it.... now that's funny.

...Harder, Jupiter!

Not enough of them, obv.

hey great let's not give the jackass who sued the Internet Archive any airtime for his dumbass useless pontifications

Hope Jupiter has good aim. I have a few targets in mind.

I mean-if I had to watch us acting a whole fool, I would throw rocks at us too.

Too bad we're not talking about a monkey. We all know they love to sling their shit!

Good for Jupiter White House pls?

Can't say I blame it!! Pope Francis probably made a quick stop!!

Nope

Well, America is flinging sh!t at the universe

"First, they infested Earth, and I did not speak out because they were too tiny to fly out. Then they came for Earth's moon and I did not speak out because it wasn't my moon. Then they came for Mars, and I did not speak out because I'm impossible to live on. Then they came for me! Fucking humans!"

If I was Jupiter I would fling shit at us too.

Our solar system is a tough neighborhood. The other planets hang around puffing on cigarettes, chewing gum and gossiping about us. Listen, Jupiter, if you’re gonna fling stuff, you could at least be specific. The address is 1100 Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, Florida 33480.

🤣

Jupiter and her 95 moons are a harsh mistress.

Jupiter and Saturn used to block asteroids from entering earth. Space, I guess they’re mad at the way the government is going also.

I feel like this possibility was obvious from the start. Like if it's capable to pulling asteroids away from Earth's trajectory, it's just as capable of pulling those that would have otherwise missed us entirely right into it. It's not a sentient being selectively choosing what to block Earth from.

Some dignity at least: suicide by mega-thunder

I'd prefer a meteorite.

Aw c'mon. All or nothin' 🤣🤷‍♂️

At this point, We cant do anything but call 'balls and strikes' until Jupiter hits a GRAND SLAM!!!

Prolly still salty about Pluto. I know I am. There are nine planets in my solar system. I can't lose democracy AND a planet...I'm just one girl

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I’ve got a list of targets I could supply?

could it am at florida?

Great velocity but terrible control… back to AAA

Yeah, no shit