Woke up this morning at 4am to shoot off fireworks to thank the Republicans who kept me up until 2 with theirs.
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I thought of doing exactly that!
jul 5, 2025, 12:46 pm • 1 0 • view
I busted out my leafblower at 3 am. just to get back at them. We live on a street with 30 houses, and every one of them except a few, shot fireworks ALL NIGHT! We finally found our two missing cats this am, and they always come to us when we call them, but they didn't last night.
jul 5, 2025, 12:47 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣 about the leaf lower. Sorry your cats were so scared.
jul 5, 2025, 12:50 pm • 1 0 • view
I could hear far off fireworks until 1 or so here. Cleetus must have picked up extras at Walmart after taking his sister on their monthly McDonald's date.
jul 5, 2025, 12:33 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣
jul 5, 2025, 12:40 pm • 1 0 • view
😂
jul 5, 2025, 12:41 pm • 1 0 • view
No, I didn't really
jul 5, 2025, 12:28 pm • 7 0 • view
Instead you confused them by TP'ing their trees. Now they think it's October, but you should have put HAPPY NEW YEAR 2028 signs all over... they would believe that too.
jul 5, 2025, 12:52 pm • 2 0 • view
lol
jul 5, 2025, 1:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Weed whacker and leaf blower for the win. Drill a hole in your exhaust system. Buy a chihuahua.
jul 5, 2025, 1:30 pm • 2 0 • view
😂
jul 5, 2025, 1:49 pm • 0 0 • view
I wanted to go park in front of my neighbor’s house and lay on the horn when I woke up at 5 am after 3 hours’ sleep thanks to their goddamn fireworks. Wish now I had.
jul 5, 2025, 3:26 pm • 1 0 • view
😂
jul 5, 2025, 3:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Bravo!
jul 5, 2025, 12:28 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 5, 2025, 12:29 pm • 1 0 • view