I'm retired, this would have been so useful previously, though.

One of the joys of being a writer. 😊

rough time to be self employed but the sign says so ——-….

Especially if he's into soul food.

😉Other side should be "This book is NOT a manual"😁

High sales at the Pentagon, the DOJ, FEMA?

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

Best seller among federal employees!

But as usual the slackers are incapable of any follow-through.

If you like piña coladas... and getting caught in the rain... (Yeah, it's apparently the same guy who wrote that song.)

This dude rules.

This was a fun read.

It was! Very different

This is great if you work at the White House or Mar A Lago!

Very appropriate to have this photo posted after another post complaining about AI taking away jobs….

Just finished this! Read my review at mytossiecup.blogspot.com

😂

Who would blame those kind and smart, but not greedy and power seeking, endlessly harried and EXPLOITED OVERWORKED employees, for this. "Only restrained violence ever defeats unrestrained evil" Work is not play, but it needn't just be submitting to STUPID POWER DICK SUCKING FOOL BULLIES either.

A friend wrote a book called "Someone to Kill". It was hell asking for it in the bookstores...

The author is also the guy who wrote and sang “The Pina Colada song”. Aka Escape. Seriously.

The more I learn about him, the more fascinating he becomes.

And the mystery of Edwin drood

If you like piña coladas, make sure they haven't been poisoned.

I own that book. It's a good story.

You can't say it out loud, then they will know.

I'm so glad that book never came out when I needed it. LOL

Step 1: get a JOB!

Glad I don't have one to add in a deathnote

Love this book!

It was a fun read! and perhaps a bit of a how to.

A bit extreme

A book for the self employed

😂

I’m self-employed. Uhhhh…

🤣same

It’s bad enough I have to go to the mirror every morning, and say “the boss is a bitch”, and go to work anyway.

🤣

This is a very entertaining read, and a premise that perhaps ought to be expanded beyond abusive employers? (A suggestion for authors, not an endorsement of assassination.)

🤣

They should hand those out in front of the White House.

then go to jail or starve

Oooohhh, that book is actually really good, btw!

I have that book...I really need to read it.

Great title!

😂👍💚

Leave some lying around the White House.

Depends on the employer I guess. And the creative minds that can read beyond the pages.

I just ordered a copy for the office breakroom.

😂

This book was a lot of fun to read!

postal for dummies. unhomed population is increasing why not be incarcerated

My daughter read it. She loved it. In fact, her boss saw the book on her desk and raised an eyebrow.

Stocking stuffer for every employee in the Trump Administration? 🤔

🤣

😂

lol, the sign.

It’s a fun book! Also I made sure to take it in and leave it out on my desk while I was reading it - my employer is great but it was a fun week of raised eyebrows

There were just over 3 million people who worked for the federal government before the Trump misadministration began ruining lives and carriers by firing employees without cause. Let's hope that they are low information, nonreaders like the great orange buffoon.

Thought for a second that blurb was by #DrewCarey .

A lovely read, really!

Expel said the “novel attack technique” begins with an email that links to a fake login page from Okta, a widely used authentication provider. It prompts visitors to enter their valid user name and password.

It's nice they're doing it that way around. Most times it's the opposite ;-)

The author is the guy who wrote “The Piña Colada Song.”

He did a store signing based off a sign I wrote. He is so stinking lovely and engaging!

I didn't know that

Came here to ask this

I’ll just leave that sitting on my desk as a warning. 😂🤣

😂

Let’s not rule anything out. 👍

It's a really good book! Physical form or on audio, Neil Patrick Harris narrates.

Should be mandatory reading for the GOP.

I sincerely hope this book is not a how-to. Drew Inity, Store Manager Dark humor meets clever marketing hard to resist picking that one up!

may I suggest using a high quality Murderquito to really teach the jerk a lesson! medium.com/luminasticit...

Loved this book. Recommend!!

LMBO. What a way to get book sales. This is marketing genius and gold! YES to the author!

Valid concern I'd say by Sarah

Need to look for this one.^^

@brian530.bsky.social thought this was right up your alley! 🤣

a fun read, certainly; a bit light on advice, though 😆

If you like righteous revenge plots And getting caught ain't the plan If there's only one option Getting blood on your hands If you are sneaking 'round at midnight Leaving cut throats agape Game out every outcome Kill your boss and escape

So my wife has a signed copy of this because her workplace, a theatre, put on a musical Rupert Holmes wrote last year and he did a signing at the theatre.

That's really cool

As long as they are three digit millionaires and greater

A book on Donald Trump's legacy.

Luigi Mangiones pen name?

Nope... it's apparently the same dude who wrote and sang "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)".

😝

Reminds me of this film, which actually does give pretty detailed instructions.

Dark humor is good for the soul!! Thx!

Literally just bought this

😆

See Mike Baldwin's Cornered cartoon today:

And if it is…… where do I get….. oh never mind. I’m already working on the sequel.

Excellent book

😅

😂

This book sits on my windowsill at work. In plain view of everyone looking to grab a file.

Hahaha ok so this post made me smile. Thank you ☺️

Who’s gonna read it and give us the book report?

One of the funnest books I ever read!

Too subtle..get to the point

This is an amazing book!

😳🤫🫣👍🤣😅😇😃😉🎉👏

the real issue is hiding the body

Bury them standing up.

cremate it and burry it in your backyard golf course. No one will ever look there. And its a great tax deduction.

Right! They won't look even though we know she's there.

You ever dig in Alabama red clay ? I seen construction equipment have problems digging in this ground

No I haven't. I can see where that would be a bitch if construction equipment has problems.

Quicklime. 😆😈

There used to be a John Waters show Til Death Do US Part. Real stories of spousal murder, hiding the body was always the problem.

😂

I once dreamt that I killed my best friends boyfriend and put him inside a book in my shelf, like you dry flowers. When my friend visited, I was so nervous that she’d se me being nervous, and all I thought about was not looking in the direction of the shelf. Crazy dream. I’m not aggressive.

dreams are a funny thing

The one book I'd actually sit down and read through

Hopefully staff in the White House are taking note

I guess liking Piña Coladas wasn’t enough to quell homicidal feelings towards one’s boss.

Just finished reading “How Do You Kill 11 Million People”. A light read on a heavy subject.

This was a really good read!

I'd be tempted to diss a Brie.

You misread it. YOU'RE supposed to entertain the cheese.

My digestive process is entertaining enough for even the most stoic among us.

😂

Cheesed off with the dairy grind..

Whey hey!

🤣

I stood at a kiosk that said, "Watch batteries fitted". But it was very boring as they always took the watches away.

Love it! Everyone should have this book on their camera roll. Mine was taken at the Haskell Library. Super cool because you are in Canada on one side and the U.S. on the other.

Well, I’m currently at a job that I HATE and it’s all trump’s FAULT!!!😡😡😡

Is Drew okay?

Horrible Bosses already nailed this

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Do they have any how-to books on murdering billionaires? Asking for a friend...

best cook-book ever