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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

If you can't build your own guillotine, store bought is fine

aug 7, 2025, 4:13 pm • 266 43

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kangareu.bsky.social @kangareu.bsky.social

But remember to buy local

aug 7, 2025, 6:17 pm • 3 0 • view
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╭∩╮(︶︿︶) Butch ╭∩╮ 🇵🇹 @butchugal.bsky.social

I'll bring the WD40

aug 8, 2025, 7:12 am • 1 0 • view
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Swati Avasthi @swatiavasthi.bsky.social

Thank goodness. I needed to hear this.

aug 8, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Shawnee Wildcat @shawneewildcat.bsky.social

aug 7, 2025, 6:19 pm • 2 1 • view
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@spiritbeing.bsky.social @spiritbeing.bsky.social

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aug 7, 2025, 6:47 pm • 3 0 • view
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sporkinum.bsky.social @sporkinum.bsky.social

That only works if it is used against the owner of home depot, who is a Trump supporting Maga.

aug 8, 2025, 12:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

😂

aug 8, 2025, 12:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Andi @anddar.bsky.social

He is even making the rich people mad, they will start selling them on amazon soon.

aug 8, 2025, 2:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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4string.bsky.social @4string.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

aug 7, 2025, 7:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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pnwpirate.bsky.social @pnwpirate.bsky.social

He wants a show. Trial and a trip to the basement of the Hague for their crimes.

aug 7, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social

Yes, but a hand-crafted guillotine has a certain je ne sais quoi.

aug 7, 2025, 5:37 pm • 9 0 • view
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Cunt @firewoman79.bsky.social

There is a kid on the clock app that has a lemonade stand. I would create an account and find them. Make sure your HOA allows it. He has the blueprints for your art. I like messing with their profits www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6P9vqNb/

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aug 7, 2025, 5:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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100% Certified @rawunfilteredhoney.bsky.social

I can make the rope and the framework, I just need to find a local blacksmith to make the blade

aug 8, 2025, 12:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike @mikeintucson123.bsky.social

My respect for the French has increased exponentially in recent years.

aug 7, 2025, 7:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gerald Glenn Saenz 🇺🇦 @garygsaenz.bsky.social

And one should hurry because, you know...tariffs.

aug 7, 2025, 6:04 pm • 5 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

on it

aug 7, 2025, 6:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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Snarky McSnarkerson @dr0923.bsky.social

Thanks Ina! 😂

aug 7, 2025, 7:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Auntie Po'kchop @auntiepokchop.bsky.social

I ordered one from Ikea but the directions were difficult. I ordered one from Temu, but they sent me a windchime instead. I tried AliExpress but there were screws missing and the holes were misaligned. 3 hrs later I have a backwards mandolin & a veggie peeler thingie 0/10 will not online shop again

aug 7, 2025, 9:15 pm • 7 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

🤣

aug 7, 2025, 9:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Soitbegins @cnsparks17.bsky.social

Looks like IKEA sells them. 😂

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aug 7, 2025, 6:53 pm • 11 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

ooh

aug 7, 2025, 6:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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Freelancer @alleghenian.bsky.social

I prefer the simplicity and human connection of an axe.

aug 7, 2025, 5:44 pm • 5 0 • view
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Cunt @firewoman79.bsky.social

Damn. I find that hot. Wanna go join the National Guard and put out the forest fires this year instead of grabbing people off the streets 😏 youtu.be/FbcLcSY2au4

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aug 7, 2025, 5:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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ExcessivelyJess @excessivelyjess.bsky.social

ikea style pre fab

aug 7, 2025, 5:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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Cunt @firewoman79.bsky.social

I could compose Diddler on the Roof m.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jW...

“Traitor Tots” A Russian Diddler on the Roof
aug 7, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Libby @libbyann13.bsky.social

Tree buckets are nice, too, because they leave the splatted mess in someone else's yard.

aug 8, 2025, 3:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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imaunicorn1.bsky.social @imaunicorn1.bsky.social

They need to start selling these at Costco.

aug 8, 2025, 3:53 pm • 1 0 • view