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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

A haiku about whether or not I want to meet up with my coworkers after work: GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

aug 8, 2025, 12:01 pm • 230 20

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Swati Avasthi @swatiavasthi.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

aug 8, 2025, 5:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Pizza Dude @the-pizza-dude.bsky.social

A haiku about how to grab the world by the balls: Fuck yeah! Where you think?! We been there before? Are the Waitresses pretty?!

aug 8, 2025, 6:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Shirley Sirius @shirley-sirius.bsky.social

I made it to 5 with my mouth shut... so no

aug 8, 2025, 3:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social

Haunting.

aug 8, 2025, 12:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Luke @deadinside40.bsky.social

Powerful haha

aug 8, 2025, 12:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sparkly Fell Elf @sparklyfellelf.bsky.social

Easily the best haiku I've ever read

aug 8, 2025, 3:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

😂

aug 8, 2025, 4:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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InquisitiveSort🇨🇦 @inquisitivesort.bsky.social

It perfectly captures the appeal of socializing with work colleagues.

aug 8, 2025, 1:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gizmoneer @gizmoneer.bsky.social

There were quite a number I did not want to meet up with even during the work day. Including a supervisor I got placed under just before I retired. He was a dirtbag that got fired because "no vaccine, no job". He hated that I helped people without a transaction involved.

aug 10, 2025, 11:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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FellaGreg @greg444.bsky.social

Congratulations! A literary classic. 😀

aug 9, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Laughing Monkey @laughingmonkey0.bsky.social

😂

aug 9, 2025, 2:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Petal Lu Ⓥ 🌱💙🌎 @petallu.bsky.social

🤣 I am dyyyyin’ 😆 🙌🏼. I get it.

aug 8, 2025, 8:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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DarkRichard @darkrichard.bsky.social

Or before work, or during work, or during breaks at work, or ever.

aug 9, 2025, 6:07 am • 1 0 • view
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trade winds @lucyksy.bsky.social

Happy Friday

A few of us are going out after work to pretend it's not the end of the world, if you want to join us.
aug 8, 2025, 4:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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Bamused @bamused.bsky.social

I used to be more social but I embrace, appreciate and encourage Introversion now for a lot of reasons but once again the growth of technology is probably the biggest factor. Seeing what some people post is enough to make me not want to see anyone in person. Seriously.

aug 8, 2025, 6:34 pm • 2 0 • view