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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

2025 written by stephen king directed by wes craven soundtrack by yoko ono
aug 16, 2025, 11:28 pm • 1,134 183

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jmalmsten @jmalmsten.com

Add in a special guest appearance of Werner Herzog, directed by David Lynch, and I'm sold.

aug 17, 2025, 9:50 am • 2 0 • view
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Roots Beyond the Citadel 🎨 @jeremy-d-haney.bsky.social

...with cameos by James Woods and Kevin Sorbo and a host of other schmucks of names you can't remember. Like that one guy that was always in those movies and you were and you just knew he was gonna die.

aug 16, 2025, 11:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

😂

aug 16, 2025, 11:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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SG Hendricks @sghendricks.bsky.social

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Egofreaky @egofreaky.bsky.social

King's characters usually aren't quite so stupid though...

aug 17, 2025, 8:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Tyler Ratliff @bederatliff.bsky.social

Narration by Will Ramos

aug 17, 2025, 4:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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LesnielBC 🇨🇦 @lesnielbc.bsky.social

Soundtrack from Yoko Ono is the absolute confirmation that this is the scariest of times

aug 17, 2025, 6:23 am • 3 0 • view
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Christine @grameee5.bsky.social

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aug 17, 2025, 6:02 am • 1 0 • view
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BluDot @bludot3000.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 17, 2025, 12:18 am • 3 0 • view
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Ex Pret A Manger Staff - expret.org 🇺🇦 @expret.org

Main actor Viggo Mortensen.

aug 17, 2025, 7:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Gavin Scott @gavinscott.bsky.social

My nightmare - Soundtrack by Nickleback

aug 17, 2025, 2:14 am • 5 0 • view
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Ilona Nagy @ilona-n.bsky.social

Cinematography inspired by Edvard Munch

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gdad213.bsky.social @gdad213.bsky.social

Looks about right...

aug 16, 2025, 11:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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meeele.bsky.social @meeele.bsky.social

The soundtrack got me 🤭🤣

aug 17, 2025, 2:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Avonna Loves Genres @agkersh123.bsky.social

aug 17, 2025, 4:25 am • 2 0 • view
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George "Clay" M @gclaymitchell4th.bsky.social

I would have thought Nine Inch Nails or Rage Against the Machine would have done the soundtrack.

aug 16, 2025, 11:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Fourmoyle 🇯🇲 @fourmoyle.bsky.social

No, you WANT to hear that music.

aug 17, 2025, 12:39 am • 10 0 • view
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hairy-like-animal.bsky.social @hairy-like-animal.bsky.social

2025 The Year of SHITTING IN YOUR PANTS EVERY DAY! 😧 💩 👖

aug 17, 2025, 12:16 am • 4 0 • view
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bellatv @bellatv55.bsky.social

based on the real life horror story of a man named trump.

aug 17, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sister Peter Callie Marie @sisterpetercalliem.bsky.social

YOKO BROKE UP THE BAND!!!!!

aug 17, 2025, 9:04 am • 1 0 • view
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C Bailey @cbailey8525.bsky.social

aug 17, 2025, 5:35 am • 3 0 • view
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Scotty @scottyboi1.bsky.social

Hahahaha!

aug 17, 2025, 5:48 am • 2 0 • view
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Kathleen @kparent.bsky.social

And we thought it couldn't get worse than 2020, surprise.

aug 17, 2025, 12:36 am • 1 0 • view
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Ennui @listlessennui.bsky.social

That soundtrack by Yoko Ono absolutely murdered me, had me cackling in the worst way 🤣

aug 17, 2025, 2:31 am • 5 0 • view
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mjq @chefmj237.bsky.social

That explains a lot.

aug 16, 2025, 11:52 pm • 6 0 • view
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julieg16.bsky.social @julieg16.bsky.social

And read by someone scared shit less.

aug 17, 2025, 4:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Trevor Risk @sunshinesucks.bsky.social

Yoko Ono had some incredible no wave material. youtu.be/NK3KhoMu3aM?...

aug 17, 2025, 4:16 am • 5 1 • view
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4string.bsky.social @4string.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 17, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chancesare56 @chancesare56.bsky.social

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zane trow @zanetrow.net

Executive Producers: Harvey Weinstein Jimmy Savile Jeffrey Epstein

aug 18, 2025, 4:41 am • 1 0 • view
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Gay Partisan. @gaypartisan.bsky.social

Stop saying bad thinks about Yoko Ono. She was a genius. You are just Western provincial.

aug 17, 2025, 12:34 am • 1 0 • view
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she11ibe11i.bsky.social @she11ibe11i.bsky.social

Genius? Maybe. Singer?…

aug 17, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
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DangerDave @omnirealms.bsky.social

aug 16, 2025, 11:40 pm • 3 0 • view
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Walkabout @walkabout-usa.bsky.social

Starring: Jason Voorhees as POTUS Megan as Attorney General Kash Patel as himself

aug 16, 2025, 11:43 pm • 7 0 • view
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Mayhem RN @mayhem1994.bsky.social

youtube.com/shorts/M9Q2Z... I remember

aug 17, 2025, 1:41 am • 1 0 • view
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Beachbatcher 99 @beachbatcher.bsky.social

From a story by David Lynch

aug 16, 2025, 11:48 pm • 18 0 • view
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Peter Jansen @omicron416.bsky.social

And produced by David Cronenberg.

aug 17, 2025, 2:44 am • 11 0 • view
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angsty61.bsky.social @angsty61.bsky.social

Bravo

aug 17, 2025, 3:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maradael @maradaeleso.bsky.social

i honestly didn't think i'd see the leader of the us play so hard into pootins hand in my life time

aug 16, 2025, 11:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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draegwolf.bsky.social @draegwolf.bsky.social

Oh god, it's true isn't it?

aug 17, 2025, 12:09 am • 4 0 • view
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Gem Creatures TCG @gemcreatures.bsky.social

OnlyFans coordinated by Quinton Tarentino.

aug 16, 2025, 11:34 pm • 13 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

😂

aug 16, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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just-a-girl71.bsky.social @just-a-girl71.bsky.social

This 😂

aug 17, 2025, 2:27 am • 2 0 • view
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danielvsughan999.bsky.social @danielvsughan999.bsky.social

Perfect and Priceless!

aug 17, 2025, 1:57 am • 3 0 • view
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Person 23 @hibernaculum.bsky.social

I feel obligated to defend Yoko Ono's music here, I dig it. There's some gold in there.

aug 17, 2025, 1:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dawn @dawnchap.bsky.social

😂😂😂

aug 17, 2025, 1:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Daniel Lincoln Nolting @dlinolt.bsky.social

David Lynch choreography

aug 17, 2025, 3:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Fry Incognito @fryincognito.bsky.social

This feels more like a dunk on Yoko Ono than a slam on 2025, because King and Craven are... well, talented. Sorry Yoko.

aug 16, 2025, 11:33 pm • 13 0 • view
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Brar1 @brarumgbr.bsky.social

History March Theater, Empire Falls.

aug 17, 2025, 8:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Trisha @trishac2025.bsky.social

Seems legit.

aug 17, 2025, 2:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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thecollegeatelier.bsky.social @thecollegeatelier.bsky.social

I wouldn’t have laughed at this until the Yoko part. That’s legit.

aug 17, 2025, 9:16 am • 3 0 • view
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TammyRuth🇮🇱🇨🇦🌎🇺🇦 @tammyruth.bsky.social

😭

aug 17, 2025, 10:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Mary @gr8mpg.bsky.social

Nailed it.

aug 17, 2025, 1:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Mute @mute-speaker.bsky.social

Accurate 👍 except Wes dropped out in pre-production & Uwe Boll took over.

aug 17, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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David Combest @decombest.bsky.social

2025: like a vasectomy without anesthesia.

aug 17, 2025, 1:50 am • 2 0 • view
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mims-news.bsky.social @mims-news.bsky.social

If only. . . .

aug 17, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
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IB (he/him) 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @turboteam.run

Donald Trump costume designed by David Cronenberg.

aug 17, 2025, 2:15 am • 3 0 • view
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Cinderellenk @cinderellenk.bsky.social

In Margaret Atwood’s MaddAddam trilogy 2025 is the year of the flood, when a man made disease deliberately kills nearly all of humanity. So far we are on track.

aug 19, 2025, 1:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dennis Moore @dennis-moore.org

It will have quite the cast.

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