Verify with multiple news sources After that, smile & tell my wife

Double check

I would have to ask God for forgiveness because I would be incredibly happy 😊

Go out in the street and scream it as loud as I can. Not even kidding.

I misread this and got excited.

whoopsie

Great question. I'm going to have an epic relapse. I have been thinking about drinking again every single day for the last five or six years and that seems like a big enough event where people would say things like, "That's a good reason anyway..."Or "Let's give him a pass"👍😃

Great idea!!

Exhale.

I’d celebrate but also realize that the wheels are off and there’s 20 more assholes just waiting to take his place.

Run into the street and scream 'fuck yeah', then make a pitcher of bloody Marias, which I can't technically drink due to a medical condition but on that day, we're gonna party. Porch for the rest of the day. Impromptu joy ceremony in our town's park. Bake the best cake ever. Cry, laugh, vomit.

Spend the $5 I have left from his economy on a coffee and go to work a lil happier.

Pop open the bottle of champagne I have saved just for the occasion! Every morning I wake up hoping this is the day I get to toast to hells new club masseur.

Celebrate. 🥳🎉

The old man Six Flags dance

lol

👏🏽👏🏽

Nothing since all that’ll do is cut the tail off the lizard. Don’t get me wrong, I won’t be sad to see him go, but it’ll have a zero net effect.

That is deeply underestimating his value to his base. Racist conservatism used to be a cult of an idea, and now that it’s morphed into a cult of personality, it’s not going to be easy to pass on. There isn’t even really a designated successor to that mantle.

Oh come on, JD of Gilead, Nosferatu et al are plenty openly racist.

As is Curtis Yarvin, who formed the basis of the techno fascist movement.

Indeed. So many absolutely horrible monsters, from the 1st row to the 20th. I really hope it's true what people say - that they don't stand a chance without their demented messiah.

They do. They have the financial backing and know what buttons to push.

It's not that hard is it. Always give them somebody else to hate.

That’s been the GOP messaging for quite a long time. With Dump it slipped into the wide open.

Not only GOP. All the fascist partys over here in Europe are doing the exact same shit. It's like *somebody* gave them all the exact same ideas...

I’ve got some pretty good guesses as to who. 😉

Run out into the street screaming, “THE FUCKER IS DEAD!!!”

Call for the impeachment of Vance.

Start dancing like the people in all the weight loss drug commercials, then run down the street naked with “America, Fuck Yeah” playing on my phone

🤣

Call off from work for like a week and smoke a big giant bowl. Then celebrate like I have never celebrated in my life.

youtu.be/bM1G0cJtrBg?...

Call out of work and pop the champagne 🍾

Worry mightily about the people poised to replace him!

The cult of maga would turn on itself and I would enjoy watching that play out.

Toast the devil with a shot of whiskey and wish him a good day with lots of fun with his new toy.

Celebrate!

Cover the body and call the Wolf

Always call the wolf, have some coffee and don’t panic.

I’d get drunk and I don’t drink so it would be comical.

Let out that breath I've been holding.

Start the over-under betting on Vance?

Secure my family,bar the doors after I leave for the hunting trip. These ignorant MAGAs will lose it if the Mango Messiah dies and I am in Texas, so a target-rich environment.

Go outside and let the sounds of jubilation penetrate and drench my soul. And laugh with gay abandonment.

With my luck, I’d have a heart attack or stroke from all the excitement and wouldn’t even get to enjoy the news.

Call off work so I can spend the day celebrating.

Smile, wryly.

Celebrate and start praying for the rest of the vile regime fall as well. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILE, finally as the pedo is dead.

Do the rounds of spontaneous parties and 🎉🥳🍾

Blow the shit out of my vuvuzela so the whole world could hear me while comondeering my neighborhood to join in on our parade and sip a celebratory glass of Dom Perignon.

Play "YMCA" on my kazoo followed by any Taylor Swift song.

I need to read that announcement two minutes after I drop my kids off at school so I have time to go to a bar, get absolutely housed in 20 minutes, and spend the rest of the day sobering up because they’re gonna come home.

Clap my hands and then face the reality that there are more like him in the woodpile.

I would let out a huge sigh, shed a tear or two of relief, then begin worrying about the monsters who will replace him.

That face has a name now 🤣

lol

threw my flag out election night. it went in the can where everyone throws their poop bags, so probably not especially recoverable. i don't see him as the problem anymore. he's only destroying the republic because the "good germans" calling themselves "republicans" & "independents" let him.

breathe

I would find out why because it could make a big difference in the way the world responds. Was it too many Big Macs and salted fries? Subway sandwich? Disillusioned MAGA? Run over by a rogue Tesla? Fell off the White House roof? Accidentally spray-painted gold? Inquiring minds (would) want to know.

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I'll settle for dysentery.

Worry differently.

Same

Panic, that means Vance is the president. That means Christian nationalist arecin the White House for sure!!

Oh please. Vance has all the charisma of a toenail fungus. The cult of MAGA will fracture without their leader.

And trump does have charisma?

Kinda. He's objectively entertaining in a train wreck sort of way. Vance has fucked couches that could draw more attention than he ever could.

I would celebrate. Then wait for the next load of crap to hit. He got there with help...it's the help that would worry me.

Enjoy the conclusion of my daily routine of checking on status of his existence

Take the next 7 days off to have uncomplicated joy about it. Maybe make a vacation plan to his grave? Haven't decided if I'm gonna piss on it or do a whole dance routine on it. Oh, shoot, I gotta figure that out fast. I believe he's gonna bite it next year.

I'd treat it like any other day. Because it won't shock or emotionally move me. Basically.