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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

You want eternal life? Are you batshit insane?

aug 19, 2025, 5:13 pm • 4 0

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knowledgebender.bsky.social @knowledgebender.bsky.social

I can stake myself any time I wish, or a garlic covered sun bath. Getting out is easier than getting in… like the union.. and I need benefits.

aug 19, 2025, 5:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

Your icon look like a vampire. All your pic needs is some blood dripping down your beard.

aug 19, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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knowledgebender.bsky.social @knowledgebender.bsky.social

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_...

aug 19, 2025, 5:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

I know, I looked it up once. You have lived a long life.

aug 19, 2025, 5:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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knowledgebender.bsky.social @knowledgebender.bsky.social

🤣😂 you could shoot arrows with my neck tendons.

aug 19, 2025, 5:46 pm • 1 0 • view