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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

Trump wants to go to heaven. Who's gonna tell him?

aug 20, 2025, 7:22 pm • 35 5

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Richard-Nathan @richard-nathan.bsky.social

If you want to go to heaven, you probably should not be criticizing people and institutions for saying slavery was bad.

aug 20, 2025, 8:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Defend Constitutional Truth Defeat Trump Lies @ggghhh666.bsky.social

Based on his deeds on earth, we only observe. Will Trump go to Heaven or Hell?

aug 21, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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BETH BAE @yolowinr.bsky.social

Trump says that he wants to go to heaven. I hope he's implying that he doesn't have long to live. Satan get ready to receive your child 👹 Bahaha...

aug 20, 2025, 9:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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veggieman* @veggieman801.bsky.social

Well, we sure as fuck don’t want him in hell…..

aug 20, 2025, 7:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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dkcoon.bsky.social @dkcoon.bsky.social

Even The Devil Will Reject This Level Of Cruelty....

aug 20, 2025, 8:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Strange MacGuffin @strangemacguffin.bsky.social

Can somebody tell him via candy gram?

aug 20, 2025, 7:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

😂

aug 20, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Corwin 🇨🇦 @corwincannuck.bsky.social

"Candygram" always reminds me of this old SNL skit. We could send trump the message via landshark. 🤣 youtu.be/p_NS2H55dxI

aug 20, 2025, 7:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Strange MacGuffin @strangemacguffin.bsky.social

Pffff, this Landshark is a criminal mastermind 😆😆😆😆😆

aug 21, 2025, 3:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social

And people in hell want the Epstein files released.

aug 20, 2025, 8:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Walkabout @walkabout-usa.bsky.social

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aug 20, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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shejolly.bsky.social @shejolly.bsky.social

x.com/Franklin_Gra...

aug 20, 2025, 8:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Thankful Thinker @thankfulthinker.bsky.social

tRump wants Christofascists to stay loyal to tRump & the Christofascists who back him.

aug 20, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Far left socialist @farleftsocialist.bsky.social

Me I will tell him.

aug 20, 2025, 7:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

😂

aug 20, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tripper 🇨🇦 @hippiesaladchef.bsky.social

There would be a lineup of people willing to deliver this msg!

aug 20, 2025, 7:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Santaclause1941 @santaclause1941.bsky.social

Count me in as well. My long time friend and I were discussing the health of our POTUS, with both of us being in b

aug 20, 2025, 11:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Santaclause1941 @santaclause1941.bsky.social

Our seventies and eighties, respectively, we feel entitled to say this the POTUS is old and his health is failing. Of that there is no doubt. JD is not capable of handling the presidency, neither is Mike Johnson. We can demand emergency legislation after the POTUS dies or just hobble along till 2027

aug 20, 2025, 11:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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Debbie @redheaddebbie.bsky.social

I agree. Once we get Trump out either by health or mental state removal WE including MAGA remove Vance, Johnson & the whole 2025 regime. It's getting past the scared of Trump/Putin people & Trump MAGA loyalists. There will be no where for the complicit to hide.

aug 21, 2025, 1:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tripper 🇨🇦 @hippiesaladchef.bsky.social

Let’s hope there is a way out of this nightmare soon 🤞🏼

aug 20, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Santaclause1941 @santaclause1941.bsky.social

Does anyone have any better ideas? These are interesting times, precedents need to be broached, new processes decided upon by ballots or? God help us, bullets if it comes to that. DJT has succeeded in loosening the pins of our system. What's next after he dies? Thoughts, however novel, are invited.

aug 20, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marfy ❌👑 @mojobaby.bsky.social

Let’s let his boyfriend do it:

Screenshot of season27 episode1 in which Trump and Satan are in bed together. Trump is naked and looking delighted with himself. Satan looks annoyed as he looks at Trump’s tiny tiny penis. Tiny.
aug 20, 2025, 7:31 pm • 4 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

😂

aug 20, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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LoriLori25 @lorilori25.bsky.social

I volunteer.

aug 20, 2025, 7:55 pm • 1 0 • view