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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

@ValeeGrrl on Facebook and Instagram Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share.
aug 26, 2025, 2:22 pm • 65 6

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𝓙. 𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝓚𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 (𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂 𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓒𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻) @canadiancougar.bsky.social

HahahahaHahahaha I have done that!!

aug 27, 2025, 1:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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ThunderOwl @thunderowl.one

Close enuff.

aug 26, 2025, 2:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bob Smith @b0bsmith.bsky.social

"Let me lick your fingers..." "OK" "GAHHHH!"

aug 26, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

😂

aug 26, 2025, 6:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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FuckTrump @hillz2mountains.bsky.social

Also could be euphemism for touching yourself

aug 26, 2025, 2:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

🤣

aug 26, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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FuckTrump @hillz2mountains.bsky.social

aug 26, 2025, 2:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Walkabout @walkabout-usa.bsky.social

Metaphors are dead.

aug 27, 2025, 1:55 am • 1 0 • view