If not running a tractor, then it's a weed eater, a blower, stump grinder (he grinds any bumps in his woods)...and get this...this mutherfocker has tilled his garden at 7:00 in the morning...4 times already this year...that he HASN'T planted for nearly 10 years. It's REALLY fucked up.

I think the same thing EVERY day. In addition to everything I mentioned, he runs 1 of his 3 tractors the whole time (NOISE)...while raking, walking around, anything..for 50-60 hours a week. He really cares about nothing but his lawn. I think he waits for a leaf to drop so he can run out & pick it up