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Like, it's hard to keep track of which existential dread is at the forefront, y'know?
You need a day planner to plan ahead
A Dread-of-the-Day™️ Calendar
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I really think I'm on to something here. This is gonna be the big gift idea of 2025 and you heard it here first 🤣
You're gonna become rich and then we're gonna have to eat you
I wouldn't advise it. My body is saturated in prescription meds.