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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

Not a single person has ever bought this t-shirt

a tee that says I'd rather be in florida
aug 27, 2025, 7:59 pm • 39 6

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Default @steve-default-phil.bsky.social

I visited a friend down there. Went to a store, got out of the car, and saw a vulture circling me. I shook my fist at it and yelled, "I don't live here!" and it flew away, disappointed.

aug 28, 2025, 1:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Old Dog, Vieux Chien - On Behalf of the Fool @onbehalfofhefool.bsky.social

Not even me, born in segregated hospital ( which mom hated), in a panhandle town once callled “Scratchy Ankle”, where dad taught Marines to fly, from an airstrip built by German POWs in the 40s. Whiting Field. It’s still in use. Ah, Florida.

aug 27, 2025, 10:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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dm105usa.bsky.social @dm105usa.bsky.social

I live in Florida and I don’t want to be here

aug 27, 2025, 8:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

🤣

aug 27, 2025, 8:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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knowledgebender.bsky.social @knowledgebender.bsky.social

Not in English

aug 27, 2025, 8:32 pm • 1 0 • view