If school shootings made men’s dicks fall off, we would’ve had sensible gun laws about 3 or 4 dicks in.
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Truth.
aug 28, 2025, 2:30 pm • 1 0 • view
So, we need to get shooters to start aiming for the dick? How do we get the word out?
aug 28, 2025, 2:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Buying a gun gets you taste buds in your asshole, loading it with bullets gives you nuclear diarrhoea, pointing it at a person makes your teeth grow 100%. Just need to find a magic lamp and let's fucking go
aug 29, 2025, 11:31 am • 1 0 • view
Apparently the new narrative is that cutting mens dicks off CAUSES shootings...
aug 29, 2025, 8:53 am • 1 0 • view
and that’s the sad truth
aug 28, 2025, 2:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Yep. I wish it did.
aug 28, 2025, 8:50 pm • 2 0 • view
Except for the fact that repubturds are, for the most part, eunuchs....
aug 28, 2025, 2:30 pm • 2 0 • view
1/2 a dick in.
aug 29, 2025, 12:29 pm • 1 0 • view
That explains it... dickless killers.
aug 28, 2025, 2:38 pm • 2 0 • view