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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

Daily Mail Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off the coast of Iceland [pic of asteroid ] Catie comments: The thing that's still bothering me about this is that a giraffe is easily one of the most disproportionate animals when halved. Which half, scientists. Iח what direction is it halved. I hate this
sep 1, 2025, 5:06 pm • 68 4

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tracymom.bsky.social @tracymom.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

sep 1, 2025, 5:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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stosh machek @stoshm.bsky.social

okay, uh, sure: 'half a giraffe' ..well to be fair, it's really hard to rhyme almost any other fractions w/ animals at all ..like 'a third' & 'bird', but like, what kind of bird? ..& 'quarter', 'fifth', 'eighth', 'sixteenth'..? forget about it ..'half a giraffe' is the only one that really swings

sep 1, 2025, 5:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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KnightHawk♿💙 @knighthawk899.bsky.social

It was about the size of 4/3 of an ant eater 😂🤣

sep 1, 2025, 5:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

🤣

sep 1, 2025, 5:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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snikpoh.bsky.social @snikpoh.bsky.social

Party pooper here: split in half nose through tail.

sep 1, 2025, 5:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

how dare you make sense of this 😂

sep 1, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mel @melwin7777.bsky.social

I need measurements in boulders or washing machines.

sep 1, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

😂same

sep 1, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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knowledgebender.bsky.social @knowledgebender.bsky.social

Half a giraffe is an elk

sep 1, 2025, 5:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view