Perfectly cromulent tennis
aug 2, 2025, 11:22 am • 1 0 • view
Perfectly cromulent tennis
Maybe it means he’s physically and/or mentally unable to stop playing. He gets home and lobs his dinner onto the plate before smashing his dessert.
That reminds me of someone writing similar about Wayne Rooney once and me unable to stop visualising him just doing keepie-uppies constantly, morning til night