8. Annihilation didn't even come close to mimicking the strangeness and fear of the book. They didn't include the scariest/weirdest element of the book at all, which left me feeling like I'd been robbed of the opportunity to see something truly special.
9. vampires hot
10. The HOTTEST vampire is Vampire Hunter D. He was so hot they had to nerf him by giving him a weird hand mouth.
11. There need to be more horny horror movies for gay men. This is an untapped market. We love horror movies too and want to see some sexy dudes getting into life-threatening situations, please!